Hub Page profile for sale
Yes you read this title correctly, and I'm selling my Hub Page profile to anyone with the best offer. Interesting trades are also accepted, and given serious consideration. It's a win win situation to everyone involved in this once in a life time transaction. If the responses to this sale for some reason get too overwhelming, then the right is reserved to hold a silent sealed bid auction, which may have to be put into place. But that will only happen as a final resort.
With the Hub pages on the slide these days I decided it may be best to move on while the moving is still good. I don't see a whole lot of sense in hanging around here much longer, so I'm ready for someone else to fill in my shoes, and take over my Hub Page profile. I would hate to see three years of hard work on the Hub Pages go down the drain. I figured I might just head on over to that hot new site Bubblews, where they claim you can speak freely there. I wonder if they have rouge moderators running around over there as well?
The sale of my Hub Page profile includes everything, and anything associated with my Hub Page profile. To start with there's that handsome looking profile photograph, which you're more than welcome to use as is, with something else in Photoshop, or replace all together with a photo more to your own liking. But I find it hard to believe that anyone would want to replace that master piece of photography. Next you'll get that one of a kind name that you won't find anywhere else on the Hub Pages, much less in the world. Now as everyone should be well aware of by now, the name is permanent, and you can never change a profile name to anything else once you have made a choice. So choose wisely like I did with "Possum Lover", but then again who would want to change this awesome sounding profile name that somehow just rolls off of your tongue like music.
Next there's a star studded collection of eight accolades, which I've racked up over the past three years with my career on the Hub Pages. That's half of the 16 different accolades which the Hub Pages offers. You will also get all of my very special band of followers, and the great fan mail that they all left. There's a grand total now of 1,060 of these great people from my last count, and I owe what ever success I have had on the Hub Pages to all of these wonderful folks. Most of them joined me when I had the "Wonderful World Of Possums" hub which was the longest hub on all of the Hub Pages before they decided to classify it as "Irrevocable". That's okay with me now, after all it was getting out of hand. Finally you'll get all seven of my must read hubs, which includes this beauty. All of these must read hubs keep the reader coming back, and begging for more and more to read.
Have you ever considered buying someone else's hub?
This entire hub was written as my own attempted jab at humor, but if there is still someone out there who would like to make an offer on my hub or if you have an interesting trade in mind then please include it in the comment section below :)