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Naked truth KFC Tortures Chicks

Updated on September 25, 2015

Naked truth KFC Tortures Chicks

Naked truth KFC Tortures Chicks
Naked truth KFC Tortures Chicks

Here is my version - What do you think ?

Banned Commercial - Sexy Girl and Beer!


Garfield: Is that your face, or did your pants fall down?

♥ A man was in his front yard washing his car when his blonde wife came out of the house and rushed straight to the mailbox, opened it, looked in, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

As the husband was drying his car, the wife came back out to the mailbox, opened it, felt all the way to the back, and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by his wife's actions he asked her, "What's wrong, honey?"

To which the blonde wife replied, "My stupid computer keeps saying YOU'VE GOT MAIL." ♥

♥ Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car.


1. No head butts or kidney punching!

2. Regular bathing is always a plus!

3. Never bring a date home to meet your spouse!

4. Gag gift not a great idea for your anniversary.

5. Don’t blame your spouse for everything; let your family do that for you.

6. Two words: Vitoria’s Secret


♥ This is my report on how to live….they say the best way is just to live one day at a time………if you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it. Charles Schulz

♥ They say if you become a better person, you will have a better life. Charles Schulz

♥ Garfield: eating right is easy.

Each day I eat from the four basic food groups.

Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks! Charles Schulz

Why do we call a burger, hamburger when there is not a bit of ham in it?

I think we should call it a handburger, since it is very handy.

Why men make ugly faces while shaving?

In order to look handsome they have to practice the ritual of making ugly faces.

Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Well it’s their personal choice. I have no problem with that.

Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

They do win too you just have to read the headlines regularly.

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

It is not a long word you can just abbreviate it to ABBR.

Why is a boxing ring a square?

They are actually squared shape.

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

I also wonder why don't they call them Mediciner or Medicaler not Doctors.

Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on Start?

That is your personal choice you do not have to click the start button to stop the windows. Just turn off the power button.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Real lemon is very acidic & can clean the grease easily.

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Because it is used for second.

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Because everybody wants to rush to home that's why but it just slows down the traffic in the process.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Cats like the real mouse not the mouse flavored food.

Is it okay to use the AM radio afternoon?

You can use the Am Radio any time of the day you wish to.

What do you call a male ladybug?

It should be Mr. Ladybug.

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Just to make sure it is not infected with HIV virus. So that the convict dies with lethal injection not by HIV.

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you cannot drink and drive?

Because you need to provide proof of age before you can get drunk & drive.

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Because it is derived from a Greek word phone.

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

Airlines do not want people to jump out of the planes.

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

Locks are there because just in case of emergency.

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

Freedom fighters fight for freedom.

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Apartments are not stuck together they are separated by the walls.

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Congress is supposed to make sure country is progressing. It is just a calculated guess.

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Meanings of terminal are similar but usage is not. Don’t worry flying is not terminal it’s about airport terminal.

Why is the man who invests all of our money called a broker?

All the money does not belongs to them, they are just brokering other peoples money.

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

Because dictionary is part of dictionary & it cannot be separated from the dictionary.

Why do they make scented toilet paper?

Scented toilet paper might reduce the odor.

What color does a Smurf turn when you choke him?

I do not think you can choke a Smurf.

Why is it called life insurance instead of death insurance?

However it is life insurance but it is paid only after death. It is actually life insurance for beneficiary or beneficiaries.

When Styrofoam is shipped, what do they pack it in?

They pack it in the Styrofoam.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

A fly without wings would be called a larva.

Why do they call it a building after it is already built?

Because building is a permanent construction or a structure.

Why do we call a pineapple a pineapple when it is neither a pine nor an apple?

Because it looks pine & may be it is an apple of a pine. Just like some one is an apple of some one's eyes.

Why do we call guinea pigs guinea pigs, when they are not from Papua New Guinea nor are they pigs?

May be they have some similarities with pig.

Where is the nugget on a chicken?

I guess nuggets on the chickens are invisible.

Where are the wings on a buffalo?

May be once upon a time buffalos had wings.

If you spin an Oriental person around and around and around, is he disoriented?

For sure he or she will be disoriented plus anyone else too.


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  • Mr Nice profile imageAUTHOR

    Mr Nice 

    8 years ago from North America

    Welcome Sunshyne1975,

    Thanks for the visit and comments. Please come back again.

  • Sunshyne1975 profile image


    8 years ago from California, US

    Great hub! So funny and true

  • Mr Nice profile imageAUTHOR

    Mr Nice 

    8 years ago from North America

    Welcome to my hubs daytripeer.

  • profile image


    8 years ago

    Another good hub Mr. Nice.

  • Mr Nice profile imageAUTHOR

    Mr Nice 

    9 years ago from North America

    I believe so too thanks.

  • Lgali profile image


    9 years ago

    this was hillarious

  • Mr Nice profile imageAUTHOR

    Mr Nice 

    9 years ago from North America

    Kako si Tatjana,

    I am doing the same I mean following you..............hahaha

    Love, light & money......

  • Tatjana-Mihaela profile image


    9 years ago from Zadar, CROATIA

    I was here, dear friend, doing my top secret job...Thumbs up, and check your g.earnings...

  • Mr Nice profile imageAUTHOR

    Mr Nice 

    9 years ago from North America

    Anna13, thanks for visiting my hub & for the nice comments too.

  • Mr Nice profile imageAUTHOR

    Mr Nice 

    9 years ago from North America

    JamaGenee, thanks for the comments & two additional questions. I liked the pants & slacks.

  • Mr Nice profile imageAUTHOR

    Mr Nice 

    9 years ago from North America

    tony0724, thanks I really appreciate for your comments. You are right & I believe they are very interesting, puzzling & funny too.

  • Mr Nice profile imageAUTHOR

    Mr Nice 

    9 years ago from North America

    trish1048, Wow wonderful answers for all the why's thanks I really appreciate for your time.

  • Mr Nice profile imageAUTHOR

    Mr Nice 

    9 years ago from North America

    anjalichugh, thanks for the nice comments. I think you liked the hub very much.


  • Anna13 profile image


    9 years ago

    What color does a Smurf turn when you choke him?

    I like that one, very funny!!

  • JamaGenee profile image

    Joanna McKenna 

    9 years ago from Central Oklahoma

    LOL!  So many puzzling questions!  Great hub!  Two more for ya:

    Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways??

    Why are pants or slacks called "a pair" but a shirt - with *two* sleeves - is just a shirt (singular)?

  • tony0724 profile image


    9 years ago from san diego calif

    I am truly baffled and at a loss for words . These are concepts and truths I have no answer for .I like the humor !

  • trish1048 profile image


    9 years ago

    Practice - the exercise or pursuit of a profession or occupation, esp. law or medicine

    Rush hour - people in a hurry to get home, doesn't mean the traffic

    AM radio - used at any time

    Oriental person - any person spun around and around is disoriented

    Buffalo wings - from first being served in Anchor Bar, Buffalo, New York (1964)

    Bell if it's rung - same as talking, only heard if someone is talking

    Freedom fighter - fights for freedom

    Psychic wins lottery - for the same reason you don't see teacher or any professional designation of the winner

    Styrofoam - is its own packing

    Scented toilet paper - to make the 'nether' regions not so smelly :)

    Terminal - part of a structure; end or extremity.

    Building - anything built or constructed.

    Cigarettes - just because they're sold at a gas station doesn't mean someone is going to smoke it there

    Drivers license - identification purposes, not everyone drinks and drives

    Flotation devices - there should be both and I don't know why there isn't a parachute

    Sterilized needles - a clean or dirty needle will have the same result

    Why do you drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

    Guinea pigs - The scientific name of the common species is Cavia porcellus, with porcellus being Latin for "little pig". Cavia is New Latin; it is derived from cabiai, the animal's name in the language of the Galibi tribes once native to French Guiana.

    How the animals came to be thought of as "pigs" is not clear. They are built somewhat like pigs, with large heads relative to their bodies, stout necks, and rounded rumps with no tail of any consequence; some of the sounds they emit are very similar to those made by pigs, and they also spend a large amount of time eating. They can survive for long periods in small quarters, like a 'pig pen', and were thus easily transported on ships to Europe.

    Smurf - you don't choke Smurfs :)

    As far as the other questions, I don't know.  I saw a lot of these questions on  Definitely food for thought :)


  • anjalichugh profile image


    9 years ago from New York

    Wow! That was hillarious. Never thought of all this. So many unsolved puzzles around us. LOL


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