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Monty Python Killer Rabbit

Updated on November 6, 2014

It's just an ordinary rabbit, isn't it?

Behold the terrible Rabbit of Caerbannog. You will die more horribly than any prospective buyer has ever died before. With the Rabbit's mouth opened, the red lupine tongue and the massive curved teeth exposed, an awful dread may well creep into your blood, chilling you to the core of your soul. Look past the convenient camouflage of the cute bubblegum-pink nose and downy-textured snow-white fur. Look past the facade and see Death in the form of jagged teeth and baleful red eyes. You have only mere moments left to live.

The Knights of The Round Table are led by ominous Tim the Enchanter to the Cave of Caerbannog, where they must face the cave's monster guardian. When the monster appears just outside the cave, a terrible Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth, poised among smoky bone and skull detritus, the knights scoff disgustingly at Tim's strident warnings. The Rabbit promptly beheads one knight before careening from one victim to the next, opening jugulars in a blood-sprayed one-bunny reign of stark terror.

Toy Vault Rabbit with Big Pty Teeth Slippers

Toy Vault Rabbit with Big Pty Teeth Slippers
Toy Vault Rabbit with Big Pty Teeth Slippers


Killer rabbits for your feet, People love fuzzy bunny slippers but how does the rabbit feel about it? Now you can terrorize small pets and dust bunnies around the house with this high-quality, cuddly, fluffy footwear. Watch the killer rabbit's sharp-toothed mouth bounce up and down as you walk, these slippers are suitable for a wide range of foot sizes but they best fit men's sizes 8-12. Why not slip into a pair of your own?

Monty Python Toy Vault Mini Plush Rabbit With Big Pointy Teeth


Plush toy, approximately 5 inches in length. Spring loaded, just squeeze his rear end and the rabbit will open his mouth and show you his pointy teeth.

We'll not risk another frontal assault. That Rabbit's Dynamite!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Rabbit Plans Men's T-Shirt

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Extraordinarily Deluxe Three-Disc Edition)

Could this be the funniest movie ever made? By any rational measure of comedy, this medieval romp from the Monty Python troupe certainly belongs on the short list of candidates. According to Leonard Maltin's Movie & Video Guide, it's "recommended for fans only," but we say hogwash to that--you could be a complete newcomer to the Python phenomenon and still find this send-up of the Arthurian legend to be wet-your-pants hilarious. It's basically a series of sketches woven together as King Arthur's quest for the Holy Grail, with Graham Chapman as the King, Terry Gilliam as his simpleton sidekick Patsy, and the rest of the Python gang filling out a variety of outrageous roles. The comedy highlights are too numerous to mention, but once you've seen Arthur's outrageously bloody encounter with the ominous Black Knight (John Cleese), you'll know that nothing's sacred in the Python school of comedy. From holy hand grenades to killer bunnies to the absurdity of the three-headed knights who say "Ni--!," this is the kind of movie that will strike you as fantastically funny or just plain silly, but why stop there? It's all over the map, and the pace lags a bit here and there, but for every throwaway gag the Pythons have invented, there's a bit of subtle business or grand-scale insanity that's utterly inspired. The sum of this madness is a movie that's beloved by anyone with a pulse and an irreverent sense of humor. If this movie doesn't make you laugh, you're almost certainly dead.

Toy Vault Death with Big Pointy Teeth with features

Toy Vault Death with Big Pointy Teeth with features
Toy Vault Death with Big Pointy Teeth with features

Toy Vault Death with Big Pointy Teeth with features

Come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth, Tim the Enchanter, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. You are warned. Do not, repeat not purchase any copies of this item, as it is a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. This life size version of the famous death-dealing rabbit has light up eyes, a soft, rabbit-like body, and razor like teeth.

Monty Python-opoly Board Game - Version 2

Python-opoly Board Game - Version 2 by Toy Vault
Python-opoly Board Game - Version 2 by Toy Vault

Fight the evil rabbit & face certain death with this hilariously awesome Monopoly game!

 

Giant Killer Rabbit Plush from Monty Python and the Holy Grail


Deep from within the bowels of the cave comes a cute fluffy rabbit. Hopping over rocks and prancing it's way toward the lights. Little does one know that this rabbit is the most foul, cruel, rodent that you've ever laid eyes on!

Monty Python Killer Rabbit T-shirt

Monty Python - Killer Rabbit T-Shirt Size XL
Monty Python - Killer Rabbit T-Shirt Size XL

We'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's Dynamite! Comes in M-XXL

 

Holy Grail - Killer Bunny

it has huge sharp... he can leap about..... LOOK AT THE BONES

Run away! Run away!

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      kab 4 years ago from Upstate, NY

      I have the Monty Python Fluxx game, and there is a Killer Rabbit card. My niece always giggle as it. (She also giggles at the nude organist.)

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      WindyWintersHubs 4 years ago from Vancouver Island, BC

      Yikes! I'm running...(LOL)...

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      Wednesday-Elf 6 years ago from Savannah, Georgia

      Remember that old adage...Slow and steady wins the race.. or some such.? Well it took me from last September until now to compile my SquidAngel lens, but it is finally done and YOU are featured on it with this terrific lens! In fact, you know that list of favorite lenses we get to select on our profile? The one that says "Lens that made me laugh out loud"? Well, this is the one I have listed in that slot! And my son still has his 'killer rabbit' his sister sent him for his birthday a few years ago! :)

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Hahahaha! Thats hilarious......I'll never look at a rabbit the same way again. *shivers*

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      Wednesday-Elf 6 years ago from Savannah, Georgia

      Killer Rabbit has been in my "Top 10" list of favorite lenses since first reading back last December!. You have these really cute items available for sale, but this is the cleverest, cutest, funniest 'selling lens' I've ever seen. More products should be offered for sale with Humor!. I've returned -- avoiding the 'Killer Rabbit' who might try to stop me -- because I acquired some 'angel dust' since last visit and wanted to "sprinkle" some over this lens. (If any lands on the rabbit, don't tell him where it came from -- don't want repercussions!). :o) ~~Blessed~~

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      nickupton lm 6 years ago

      Great stuff. Lensrolled to my Holy Grail lens.

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      BW Duerr 7 years ago from Henrietta, New York

      I just had to come and visit again and consider this lens to one of my classic giggle fests. I guarantee I will return many times. I've featured it in my Funny Lenses that are just... module on my Time Management lens. I only wish I could re-star it, too.

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      mariatjader 7 years ago

      funny stuff! thanks for reminding me about this little rabbit

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      Kate Phizackerl1 7 years ago

      Interesting lens.

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      The_Nomadic_Ranter 7 years ago

      Btw, I am planning a conference in India and one of our new affiliates company name is "Lupin". I chuckled quite a bit on that one. Apparently the Lupin Express has gone international. If I run into Dennis Moore down there, I'll fall out of my chair!

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      The_Nomadic_Ranter 7 years ago

      As an offspring of Wednesday Elf I am forced to agree with her assessment. Very well done indeed! Your comments solicited much more than a chuckled on several occasions. I may need procure my own Killer Rabbit!

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      Edit Photos 7 years ago from Earth

      Awesome lens - who knew that one little rabbit would go so far! 5*****

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      BW Duerr 7 years ago from Henrietta, New York

      Love it. Such cute and cuddly killer rabbits. :D 5 stars.

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      anonymous 7 years ago

      I want the slippers! Great funny lens and I still want those slippers

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      Wednesday-Elf 7 years ago from Savannah, Georgia

      This lens is hilarious and your rabbit product descriptions are too funny for words! My kids have been Monty Pylon 'fans', nay "addicts" since the early years. All 3 have large blocks of skit and movie dialogue memorized and when together they can go into absurd routines, complete with accurate accent imitations of original characters, that have you rolling-on-the-floor as much as the original Pylon skits and the "Holy Grail"movie did. You - obviously - are another one of 'them'. Am sending my crazy Monty Pylon 'kids' (grown now, but fans since pre-teen years) the URL of this lens for them to read your humor themselves! They will enjoy it as much as I did. Terrific job!

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      lakshyaa 7 years ago

      I loved reading this lens. 5* :)

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      squiddard 7 years ago

      Monty Python rules!!

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      divacratus 2 7 years ago

      Funny :) And cute!

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      pkmcr 7 years ago from Cheshire UK

      Absolutely love it! Blessed by another Squid Angel :-)

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      cbarkett 7 years ago

      love Monty Python

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      Deb Kingsbury 7 years ago from Flagstaff, Arizona

      It's been too long since I've seen the movie. I don't remember this killer bunny. Perhaps this would be a good reason to rent it for a cold, snowy evening.

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      Bambi Watson 7 years ago

      Hilarious!

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      jbarnhart41 7 years ago

      LOL! I love that movie. Great job...Blessed:)

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      FlynntheCat1 7 years ago

      Haha :D Oh yesss, the Big Pointy Teeth! Blessed!

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