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More Funny Jokes

Updated on March 10, 2013

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Really good jokes make you laugh even after you first heard the joke. They make you want to tell other people the joke. Good jokes, are well funny.

Hopefully, the three jokes below make you laugh. You may not consider theme the best jokes you've ever heard, but I hope that they at least make you laugh. Maybe even chuckle a little.

A Present for Little Johnny

So, Johnny has a cussing problem, and his dad was getting pretty fed up with it. So, he decided to ask his therapist what he should do.

The therapist said that since Christmas was around the corner, he should ask Johnny what he wanted from Santa, and if he cussed, he should leave a pile of dog pooh in place of the present.

So, a few days days before Christmas, the dad asked his son what he wanted, and the boy told him that he wanted a "goddamned teddy-bear laying laying fuckin' beside me when I wake up Christmas morning, a motherfuckin' train going around the goddamned tree, and a red assed fuckin' bike leaning up against the damn garage."

On Christmas morning, Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile of dog pooh. Confused, he walked down the stairs and saw a bunch of dog pooh circling all the way around the Christmas tree. More confused, Johnny went outside and saw a huge pile of dog pooh by the garage.

When he walked inside with a curious look on his face, his dad asked, "So what did Santa bring you this year?"

Johnny replied, "I think I got a fuckin' dog, but I can't find the son of a bitch."

The Unethical Doctor

A beautiful woman went to see her gynecologist one day. When the doctor took the first look at the woman, his professionalism went flying out the window.

He immediately told her to undress, and after she had fully done so, he started to touch her thigh.

"Do you know what I'm doing?"

"You're checking for any abrasions or abnormalities."

"You're right." Then, he started to fondle her breasts. "How about now?"

"You're looking for signs of breast cancer."

"Correct."

Finally, he mounts the woman and starts to have sexual intercourse with her.

"And now?"

"You're getting herpes because that's why I came here in the first place."

A Naked Man

So this college professor asked his anatomy class students to draw a naked man.

As he walks around the class, looking at the different sketches, the professor notices the drawing of a beautiful, young coed. She was sketching a man with an erect penis.

The professor commented on her sketch, "I would like it drawn the other way."

She replied, "What's other way?"

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      Granny's House 6 years ago from Older and Hopefully Wiser Time

      A woman goes to the dentist, sits in the chair takes off her panties opens her legs wide. The dentist says; what are you doing I am a dentist not a gynecologist. The woman says; I know my husband needs his teeth back.

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      more funny jokes 9 years ago

      haha great jokes witney, The unethical doctor is crude but hilarious, I couldnt understand the naked man joke... its sorta funny but not quite.

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