Favorite Movie Quotes: My Top 10

Quotes can be comforting and have a way of just fitting into someone's life right at that very moment. It's like they know what we are feeling! Spooky! Plus, they look awesome on T-shirts, wall hangings, posters, refrigerator magnets, keychains, toothbrushes, rocks...they put those things on everything!

There are some movies that are just memorable, and then there are some movies that aren't so memorable, but have awesome movie quotes. I've had quotes stuck in my head for years and never could find the movie they came from. Fortunately, these are some of my favorites and the movies are awesome, too!

"Walter! I know you're in there. That scum-sucking, barking rat of yours has just taken his last dump on my lawn. I find one more- just one- and I'm gonna catch him and staple his ass shut." ~ The Burbs

"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse." ~ National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man." ~ Dazed and Confused

"Chris I'm begging you, it's really scary here. I've just seen three people shoot up, a bald Chinese lady with no pants on, and there's this old guy outside who wants his bedroom slippers!" ~ Adventures In Babysitting

" I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip." ~ Empire Records

" And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f*cking nowhere with f*cking keys to a f*cking car that isn't f*cking there. And I really didn't care to f*cking walk, down a f*cking highway, and across a f*cking runway to get back here to have you smile in my f*cking face. I want a f*cking car RIGHT F*CKING NOW!" ~ Planes, Trains And Automobiles

Note: I only censored this one because it was keeping the page from being sponsored.

"I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR." ~ Elf

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"SON of a NUTcracker!"

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"I think you're really beautiful and I feel really warm when I'm around you and my tongue swells up."

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"You sit on a throne of lies!"

"By October, things had settled down again. I still looked for Boo every time I went by the Radley place. This night my mind was filled with Halloween - there was to be a pageant representing our county's agricultural products; I was to be a ham. Jem said he would escort me to the school auditorium. Thus began our longest journey together." ~ To Kill A Mockingbird

"What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary." ~ It's A Wonderful Life

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"Clarence! Clarence! Help me, Clarence! Get me back! Get me back, I don't care what happens to me! Get me back to my wife and kids! Help me Clarence, please! Please! I wanna live again. I wanna live again. Please, God, let me live again."

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"You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money. Well, it doesn't, Mr. Potter. In the whole vast configuration of things, I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider!"

"Sometimes I wonder about my life. I lead a small life - well, valuable, but small - and sometimes I wonder, do I do it because I like it, or because I haven't been brave? So much of what I see reminds me of something I read in a book, when shouldn't it be the other way around? I don't really want an answer. I just want to send this cosmic question out into the void. So good night, dear void." ~ You've Got Mail

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"What is that supposed to mean? I am so sick of that. All that means is that it wasn't personal to you. But it was personal to me. It's *personal* to a lot of people. And what's so wrong with being personal, anyway?"

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"Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me wanna buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms."

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"Once I read a story about a butterfly in the subway, and today, I saw one! It got on at 42nd and off at 59th, where, I assume, it was going to Bloomingdales to buy a hat that will turn out to be a mistake, as almost all hats are."