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My Top 10 Of The Day: Issue 2

Updated on April 2, 2012

The things I like told in rhyme and haiku. I hope you find something you like or possibly something you didn't even know existed! Enjoy!

All poems, haiku, and EclecticFusion photography: ©LMY 4.2.2012


Romance by Ralph Lauren

(poem)

The ability to make him swoon

A fragrance like this is a must

Tickle his nose with suggestion

His heart with so much lust!


Note: Romance by Ralph Lauren has been my scent for years and I've always received so many compliments!


Pizza!

(haiku)

Pizza is my choice

Only food for all my life

I could live happy!


Note: The pizza is from Gatti's and it is one of my favorites! While trying to fix a few things, I must deny myself it's goodness for the next few months. Sadness.


My Hero by Foo Fighters




(poem)

Foo Fighters sing of their hero

A song about those so bold

My father quickly comes to mind

A hero for many, I'm told.


Source

Airheads

(haiku)

Three goofy rockers

Hostages held at hot sauce

Record deal maybe?


"An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have."

-Andy Warhol


"Messy Hair Late Afternoon"
"Messy Hair Late Afternoon"

(poem)

I love the freedom of riding

with windows down in spring

Music on the radio blasting

at the top of my lungs, I sing!


Fat Vampire: A Never Coming Of Age Story by Adam Rex

(haiku)

Corny little book

Funny vampire sucks cow's blood

Looks for teenage love.


Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.

Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.

Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.

Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A. Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan.

Q. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste!

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.


Alex Gross

(poem)

Commercialism in our world

He creates paintings that make you think

Could you live without your toys

or that $5 coffee drink?


Jimmy Stewart

(haiku)

Rubber face and all

A lovable man that had

A Wonderful Life!


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