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My Top 10 Of The Day: Issue 2
The things I like told in rhyme and haiku. I hope you find something you like or possibly something you didn't even know existed! Enjoy!
All poems, haiku, and EclecticFusion photography: ©LMY 4.2.2012
Romance by Ralph Lauren
The ability to make him swoon
A fragrance like this is a must
Tickle his nose with suggestion
His heart with so much lust!
Note: Romance by Ralph Lauren has been my scent for years and I've always received so many compliments!
Pizza is my choice
Only food for all my life
I could live happy!
Note: The pizza is from Gatti's and it is one of my favorites! While trying to fix a few things, I must deny myself it's goodness for the next few months. Sadness.
My Hero by Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters sing of their hero
A song about those so bold
My father quickly comes to mind
A hero for many, I'm told.
Three goofy rockers
Hostages held at hot sauce
Record deal maybe?
"An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have."
I love the freedom of riding
with windows down in spring
Music on the radio blasting
at the top of my lungs, I sing!
Fat Vampire: A Never Coming Of Age Story by Adam Rex
Corny little book
Funny vampire sucks cow's blood
Looks for teenage love.
Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.
Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.
Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.
Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A. Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan.
Q. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A. The taste!
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Commercialism in our world
He creates paintings that make you think
Could you live without your toys
or that $5 coffee drink?
Rubber face and all
A lovable man that had
A Wonderful Life!