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New Products from Apple

Updated on September 11, 2009

New Products from Apple - Hardware

  1. MacCook: Use heat from the Apple MacBook laptop to prepare tasty vegan treats.
  2. iPhoney: The hottest wireless device for Hollywood Poseurs
  3. iClone 3G: When you need to be two places at one time
  4. iClod: handy shape, perfect for throwing at neighborhood kids during a dirt fight
  5. iZune: Durability, reliability, economy, and pretentiousness in one compact package
  6. SmackBook: Defend yourself on the New York subway
  7. fryPod: battery reaches critical mass while in your pocket and leaves an apple-shaped scar on your thigh.
  8. MacPack: A laptop computer integrated into a handy book bag.
  9. Ipod PiNano: a tiny 88 key device that can be played in a flea circus.
  10. MacBook Air Supply: A thoughtless melding of bad pop music and overpriced technology.


New Products from Apple - Software

  1. LightBook: Turns on every pixel in your monitor for a handy flashlight
  2. SnApple: Provides a steady back-beat for aspiring beatniks and coffee house aficionados
  3. iPhone 3GABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ: we just needed to trademark every letter in the alphabet.
  4. iPod Shuffle Board: the wild popular retirement home activity brought to the tiny screen.
  5. iPod Bad Touch: Personal protection software.


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      nicomp really 8 years ago from Ohio, USA

      Thanks. I'm a PC person but there's an iPod in the house.

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      Jess Killmenow 8 years ago from Nowheresville, Eastern United States

      Very clever. :)

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      nicomp really 8 years ago from Ohio, USA

      It's all in fun. ;)

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      Duchess OBlunt 8 years ago

      Not much of a Mac user Nicomp? Or just poking fun at yourself? I'm kinda partial to my "Big Mac"

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      BJC 8 years ago

      Thanks for the info.

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      nicomp really 8 years ago from Ohio, USA

      They're workin' on it. :)

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      kephrira 8 years ago from Birmingham

      I want an iClone 3G!

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      nicomp really 8 years ago from Ohio, USA

      Thanks! Get yours before the FCC catches on.

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      Simon Cook 8 years ago from NJ, USA

      LOL very funny! The fryPod will be a huge seller - my Apple friends already have the tattoo!