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New SEO - Tattoo The Net Marketing

Updated on July 10, 2010
Eye-catching places to put URLs of internet sites drives unprecedented traffic
Eye-catching places to put URLs of internet sites drives unprecedented traffic

Forget every other form of Search Engine Optimization, the latest SEO for gaining backlinks to your site is TattooTheNet marketing.

Put simply, this is a brand new phenomenon in which people (happless suckers?) are prepared to list URLs on their bodies instead of traditional tattoos which may look good but don't have the earning potential of TattooTheNet advertising.

And by the way, the new links are called BACKEND links rather than just backlinks (which are an old outdated form of linking) so get with the new program if you want to get in a dither and tizz over how much traffic you will drive to your site using this technique.

And by the way, getting excited (dithering and tizzing) is really what it's about after all, rather than anything else so enjoy the distraction while it lasts!

This new SEO technique will drive traffic to your site like no other technique creating a huge fuss which the search engines will slurp up as they comb the internet and in fact jump out of the WWW, straight out computer monitors to index BACKEND URLs found on bodies exhibiting them.

The sensation of having a search engine like GOOGLE, Yahoo SLURP, AOL or BING traversing your body art URL is incredibly blissful and environmentally friendly SEO but please be aware it can also become highly addictive!

That's why this form of SEO is the SEO of the future. FILL OUT THE FORM below to get started:

FORM

Are you silly? If yes go to the next question.

Congratulations You've Been Selected To TattooTheInternet.

Please indicate which parts of your body are FREE:

My forehead.

My little finger

My belly

My Num Num

My not so Num Num

Other...please specify (and be sensible when you do).

Thank-you. We will be in touch with you very soon with a list of URLs to choose from.

I'm sorry. Your area is not available at this stage for TattooTheInternet but we hope to commission a Tattoo artist there soon.

(Mad hub inspired by fellow hubber Nicomp. Thanks Nicomp!)

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    • nicomp profile image

      nicomp really 

      7 years ago from Ohio, USA

      Silliness rocks!

    • psychicdog.net profile imageAUTHOR

      psychicdog.net 

      7 years ago

      I think I'd just read your hub on are you ready for a chest tattoo. But it could have been the many haircuts of Bon Jovi or hamster accessories...or any one of your other great silly hubs.

    • nicomp profile image

      nicomp really 

      7 years ago from Ohio, USA

      I inspired this?

    • psychicdog.net profile imageAUTHOR

      psychicdog.net 

      7 years ago

      Thanks Springboard...dont be sorry backend sales have been around a long time. LOL

    • Springboard profile image

      Springboard 

      8 years ago from Wisconsin

      lol. Hey. Why not, right? Whatever one can do to get the word out—could we also call this a "back door approach" to net marketing? Sorry.

    • psychicdog.net profile imageAUTHOR

      psychicdog.net 

      8 years ago

      thank-you @Billy @drbj and @Rochelle, feel greatly honored to have such amazing writers dropping by.

    • Rochelle Frank profile image

      Rochelle Frank 

      8 years ago from California Gold Country

      You need to get together with Shadesbreath, who also recently posted some unique SEO ideas.

    • drbj profile image

      drbj and sherry 

      8 years ago from south Florida

      I'm laughing now, but more stupid things have come to pass. Thanks for the collective laugh, psychicdog and nicomp.

    • billyaustindillon profile image

      billyaustindillon 

      8 years ago

      Funny Stuff - gotta love that tatt!

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