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Nice Humor Quotes

Updated on December 7, 2010

Humor nice quotes

 If I were God, all of my angels would look like you! teenage humor quotes by Hitter

 Public speaking is very easy.~Vice President Dan Quayle to reporters in 10/88 cool quote about Politics

 The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day. sweet sayings by Parents

 La plus belle fleure du monde perdra un jour de sa couleur mais l'amour sincere resplendira toujours. cute saying about teenage quotes

 You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. sweet quotations about Pick-Up Line

 A couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.' The woman wrote 'When two people love each other very much, like Bob and I, it is morally acceptapble for them to engage in sex.' And Bob wrote 'I love sex.' cool sayings on Battle of the sexes

 'I'll shoot you with my space doo-doo pistol,' Dr. Octagon nice humor quotes by Pretty Cute

 You can meet friends anywhere, but you can't meet enemies anywhere, you have to make them. cool quote about Life

 Just where do those legs of yours end? sweet sayings by Cool Pickup

 Believe your beliefs and doubt your doubts. cute saying about teenage quotes

 Never argue with an idiot. Bystanders can't tell the difference. sweet quotations about Advice

 Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. cool sayings on Advice

 Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it. teenage quotes by Cool Pickup

 You are the proof that God has a sense of humor. cute saying about girly quotes

 I Need Someone Really Bad. Are You Really Bad? sweet quotations about Cute Quotes

 Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption. cool sayings on Pickup Lines

 Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up, depends upon what you're made of. girly quotes by Cool Girl

 Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult cool quote about Cool Quotes

 Impeach President Clinton and her husband too. sweet sayings by Cool Pickup

 This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. cute saying about girly quotes

 No God, no peace. Know God, know peace. sweet quotations about Religion

 Keep your face to the sunshine and you will not see the shadows.~Helen Keller cool sayings on Advice

 For every girl with a curve there are several men with angles. girly quotes by Funny Girl


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      mioluna 7 years ago

      You make me smile redmachine76! Thank you for this hub!