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Popular Names People Give to Stuff in Their House

Updated on August 29, 2010

Have you ever been to a friend's house and noticed that they've assigned names to all their stuff? Some people feel so connected with their possessions that they make up pet names or cute names relating to popular culture references or famous people.

You can still be friends with these folks. We present a decidedly not comprehensive list of Popular Names People Give to Stuff in Their House. Some of the stuff is outside the house, but you get the idea.

Chairy Grant
Chairy Grant
Clark Table
Clark Table
Beddy Lamar
Beddy Lamar
Sir Roger Bannister
Sir Roger Bannister
Jimmy Buffet
Jimmy Buffet
Stonewall Jackson
Stonewall Jackson
Macaulay Culkin
Macaulay Culkin

More Popular Names People Give to Stuff in Their House

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    • RTalloni profile image

      RTalloni 8 years ago from the short journey

      Suzuki R. Cava

      Patty Cane

      Six Salmon Rugs

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      Rochelle Frank 8 years ago from California Gold Country

      You inspired me to write a very silly hub of my own. Questanswers.

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      nicomp really 8 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @jiberish: The George Foreman Grill is funny on so many levels. Well done!

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      nicomp really 8 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @Rochelle Frank: Wonderful! Thanks.

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      Rochelle Frank 8 years ago from California Gold Country

      Chair Man Mao

      Sonnyand Chair

      Chair L. Ladd

      Andre Couch

      Sofa Lauren

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      jiberish 8 years ago from florida

      Let me add my George Forman grill to the list. :)

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      nicomp really 8 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @Niteriter: I'm just glad someone is reading this stuff. :)

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      Niteriter 8 years ago from Canada

      You have brought me great comfort with this Hub. I thought I was the only soul in the universe who meditated on material such as this and rested on the seventh day knowing that it was good. Now that there are two of us I think we should start a religion.

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