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Updated on August 8, 2013

Laugh Out Loud

Mexican word of the day..

PUTA the phone down and get to work !!!

CNN Reports a retard escaped from the mental hospital 1 million dollar reward!

You know " I LOVE YOU " But........ I need the money! " SO WHERE ARE YOU???? "

A cop tells a hooker she can't be selling sex...

She says "I'm not I'm selling condoms with a free demonstration!"

Wait... stop everything your doing! 3 seconds 1... 2.... 3....

weren't those the best 3 seconds of your life!!!!!

Men are fabricators, instigators and masturbators

No Boyfriend No Problem.....

Sharing is a nice gesture stupid but nice...

I bet you haven't had your act right medicine today? ... cause we had to much of act-of-fed-up!

This is a man's world EXAMPLES: Gynecologist, Hysterectomy's, Menstrual Psycho's, Menopause... get the point!

Why did we choose the word "men" for human males? porque son mendigos, mensos y mentirosos...

Women : Dangerous curves careful as you drive through tough road ahead...

Did you hear about the guy found with his penis stuck in a vacuum cleaner?

Apparently he wanted to have sex without attachments....

What's the best thing about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere

The only people who hear both sides of an argument are the neighbors....

TEENAGERS: Tired of being harassed by your parents?

ACT NOW !! Move out, get a job, pay your own way, while you still know everything!!!!

I know I'm in my own little world but,it's okay, they know me here...

Andys being naughty

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      Lamarr Walker 

      3 years ago

      you are a mans DREAM GIRL!!!! wow a beauty! top 5 prettiest women ive seen threw these eyes....iknow I should get out! forrea tho..

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      5 years ago

      Made me laugh.....❤

    • generalbrat profile imageAUTHOR


      5 years ago from california,usa

      Thanks to every one who thought it was funny and for those who didn't must have a seriously sick mind it was meant to be cute and funny. It makes me laugh knowing our little boys already come into life programmed.

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      Sally Castillo 

      5 years ago

      Never say 'Hi Jack' at an airport!!

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      Kenneth M. 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Beautiful pics and thanks for the laughs!

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      6 years ago

      How was tht funny lol i dnt think its funny

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      6 years ago

      That little kid is a dorable yooh guys are really funny my friends liked it bye take care nd yooh guyz should make something else luv $nooky

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      7 years ago

      It looks like Andy Really Likes what he sees. It looks like he was thinking of going too 1st base, just by the looks of it L.O.L.

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      7 years ago


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      7 years ago

      that was hella funny

    • generalbrat profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from california,usa


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      8 years ago

      ..I can see where the sun comes from in your golden state of California - you!!!!!!!

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      Merlin Fraser 

      8 years ago from Cotswold Hills

      One more for your list:

      Why is PMT so called ?

      Because Mad Cow disease was already taken !


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