QUOTES JUST TO MAKE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD

Mexican word of the day..

PUTA the phone down and get to work !!!

CNN Reports a retard escaped from the mental hospital 1 million dollar reward!

You know " I LOVE YOU " But........ I need the money! " SO WHERE ARE YOU???? "

A cop tells a hooker she can't be selling sex...

She says "I'm not I'm selling condoms with a free demonstration!"

Wait... stop everything your doing! 3 seconds 1... 2.... 3....

weren't those the best 3 seconds of your life!!!!!

Men are fabricators, instigators and masturbators

No Boyfriend No Problem.....

Sharing is a nice gesture stupid but nice...

I bet you haven't had your act right medicine today? ... cause we had to much of act-of-fed-up!

This is a man's world EXAMPLES: Gynecologist, Hysterectomy's, Menstrual Psycho's, Menopause... get the point!

Why did we choose the word "men" for human males? porque son mendigos, mensos y mentirosos...

Women : Dangerous curves careful as you drive through tough road ahead...

Did you hear about the guy found with his penis stuck in a vacuum cleaner?

Apparently he wanted to have sex without attachments....

What's the best thing about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere

The only people who hear both sides of an argument are the neighbors....

TEENAGERS: Tired of being harassed by your parents?

ACT NOW !! Move out, get a job, pay your own way, while you still know everything!!!!

I know I'm in my own little world but,it's okay, they know me here...