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QUOTES JUST TO MAKE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD

Updated on August 8, 2013

Laugh Out Loud

Mexican word of the day..

PUTA the phone down and get to work !!!


CNN Reports a retard escaped from the mental hospital 1 million dollar reward!

You know " I LOVE YOU " But........ I need the money! " SO WHERE ARE YOU???? "


A cop tells a hooker she can't be selling sex...

She says "I'm not I'm selling condoms with a free demonstration!"


Wait... stop everything your doing! 3 seconds 1... 2.... 3....

weren't those the best 3 seconds of your life!!!!!


Men are fabricators, instigators and masturbators


No Boyfriend No Problem.....


Sharing is a nice gesture stupid but nice...


I bet you haven't had your act right medicine today? ... cause we had to much of act-of-fed-up!


This is a man's world EXAMPLES: Gynecologist, Hysterectomy's, Menstrual Psycho's, Menopause... get the point!

Why did we choose the word "men" for human males? porque son mendigos, mensos y mentirosos...


Women : Dangerous curves careful as you drive through tough road ahead...


Did you hear about the guy found with his penis stuck in a vacuum cleaner?

Apparently he wanted to have sex without attachments....


What's the best thing about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere

The only people who hear both sides of an argument are the neighbors....


TEENAGERS: Tired of being harassed by your parents?

ACT NOW !! Move out, get a job, pay your own way, while you still know everything!!!!

I know I'm in my own little world but,it's okay, they know me here...

Andys being naughty

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      Lamarr Walker 

      3 years ago

      you are a mans DREAM GIRL!!!! wow a beauty! top 5 prettiest women ive seen threw these eyes....iknow I should get out more..lol! forrea tho..

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      Dana❤ 

      5 years ago

      Made me laugh.....❤

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      generalbrat 

      5 years ago from california,usa

      Thanks to every one who thought it was funny and for those who didn't must have a seriously sick mind it was meant to be cute and funny. It makes me laugh knowing our little boys already come into life programmed.

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      Sally Castillo 

      5 years ago

      Never say 'Hi Jack' at an airport!!

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      Kenneth M. 

      5 years ago from Florida

      Beautiful pics and thanks for the laughs!

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      jess 

      6 years ago

      How was tht funny lol i dnt think its funny

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      $nooky 

      6 years ago

      That little kid is a dorable yooh guys are really funny my friends liked it bye take care nd yooh guyz should make something else luv $nooky

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      angel.martinez 

      7 years ago

      It looks like Andy Really Likes what he sees. It looks like he was thinking of going too 1st base, just by the looks of it L.O.L.

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      Tate 

      7 years ago

      Yummy! myspace.com/firecracker777

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      angel.martinez 

      7 years ago

      that was hella funny

    • generalbrat profile imageAUTHOR

      generalbrat 

      7 years ago from california,usa

      THANKS MEN YOUR FUNNY YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!

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      epigramman 

      7 years ago

      ..I can see where the sun comes from in your golden state of California - you!!!!!!!

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      Merlin Fraser 

      7 years ago from Cotswold Hills

      One more for your list:

      Why is PMT so called ?

      Because Mad Cow disease was already taken !

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