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Queens of Mean | Mean Celebrities

Updated on October 12, 2009

Not all celebrities are nice celebrities, some celebrities are outright nasty. If you're ever in LA, or any other global celebrity hot spot, and you spot these women, you might want to run the other way rather than ask them for an autograph. A run in with these woman could leave both mental and physical scars for life. You have been warned.

Naomi Campbell

Naomi is well known for her abusive and destructive ways. Her most recent antics which involved hitting a maid with a cellphone turned projectile missile earned her several days of shame in community service. She says that since then she has become much more humble, but I am thinking if you bring her a latte with chocolate sprinkles instead of cinnamon, there is a high chance of you being scalded with hot coffee.

Foxy Brown

Foxy Brown will kick your ass. Do NOT get in her way, or displease her, or say no to her, or breathe at the wrong time. Foxy's most recent charges were for throwing hair glue and spitting at a beauty store owner when the owner said that it was closing time. She then decided to take on the cops when they arrived, which resulted in an additional resisting arrest charge. Foxy is a high risk celebrity, and should not be approached.

Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez alienates her own people by refusing to promote her latest Spanish album in Spanish music stores. She also advocates the wearing of fur by wearing it herself and including it in her clothing line. So what if a few animals got skinned alive? That big ass needs some furry contrast.

Perez Hilton

Possibly Hollywood's meanest queen ever, Perez delights in spreading vicious and untrue rumors across the Internet. This has gotten him arrested and his ass kicked several times, but he's not letting that keep him down. You can talk to Perez if you like, but be prepared to have your name slandered for all manner of sexual misdemeanors, including but not limited to acts with stuffed animals.


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      NiggaHater 6 years ago

      stupid black monkeys

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      Kate 7 years ago

      I never even heard of Foxy Brown.

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      Erica 7 years ago

      Wearing fur coats does NOT mean the animal was skinned alive.

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      Jamie 8 years ago

      this list seems very plausible.

      and, meg? shut up with the race/gay thing. that annoys the hell out of me.

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      Hope Alexander 8 years ago

      Oooh the race / gay card... so original.

      See, you can't play the race card, because there is a white man there, and you can't play the gay card because there are three straight people there... nice try though.

      You might want to read more than one article before shooting your mouth off, but then again, what would be the fun in that?

      Have fun, troll.

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      Meg 8 years ago

      So... three women of color and a gay man, then? There are lots of nasty people in Hollywood; wonder why you picked these ones.

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      mysisterkissedacelebrity 8 years ago

      Yeah ive never met jennifer lopez, but my fiancé has. he was working at a hotel in florida. he parked cars and helped carry luggage. he was carring someones luggage up to there room and jen yelled at him to carry her luggage. and he was like i will as soon as im done carring these bags and she was like "do you know who i am?" i guess she went on to tell him that she was jennifer lopez and he needed to put down the bags and take hers up stairs immediately. blah blah blah. i guess he refused and she was furious

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      Celeb Watcher 8 years ago

      A bunch of Crackheads. Ignorant , spoiled brats that are just scum of the earth. City Filth !!hey forget who got them where they are. They rise, they fall !!If the fans ignored them, they're GONE. A bunch of hasbeens. Time for a lot of growing up.

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      salome 9 years ago

      I would buy J-lo's music even if she was the buddha reincarnated.

      She's ugly and talentless.

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      Shyla 9 years ago

      I think we should all stop buying Jlo' s music, because she doesn't give a fu@# about animals or latin people, she sucks

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      linda 9 years ago mean

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      Tanya 9 years ago

      I am so glad you mentioned perez..he's such an a-hole and so many people don't realze how mean the rumors he spreads are!!