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Sam The Eagle

Updated on July 11, 2011
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I love everything weird and colorful in this world and I try to live a life that will make the world a little better once I'm gone.

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is I - Sam the American Eagle.

Sam the American Eagle is a patriot who has vowed to himself to do all he can to promote and protect wholesome American morals and values. Sam is appalled by the foolishness and so called entertainment that the Muppet Show often puts out with no cultural value.  He tries his best to keep the show on a moral compass - the true American way.

Stars & Stripes Forever

Discourse on Nudity

By Sam The Eagle

I would just like to say a few words about "nudity" in the world today. And I for one am just appalled by it.

Why, did you know that underneath their clothing the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked? Is that disgusting? And it's not just people, although goodness knows that's bad enough. Animals too, even cute little doggies and pussy cats, can't be trusted. Underneath their fur - absolutely naked!

And it's not just the quadrupeds either. Birds too - yes, beneath our fine feathers, birds wear nothing! Nothing at all. Abs... oh m... could someone, hand me a robe? ... Mmmhmm. --

Season One

The Muppet Show: Season 1
The Muppet Show: Season 1
Good old fashioned Sam the American Eagle, with others of good moral character like Wayne and Wanda.

Random Sam Clips

How can anyone not love Sam?

Tit Willow

Muppet Treasure Island

Muppet Treasure Island - Kermit's 50th Anniversary Edition
Muppet Treasure Island - Kermit's 50th Anniversary Edition
An excellent performance by Sam the Eagle as Samuel Arrow.
Sam the American Eagle
Sam the American Eagle


To ensure that the quality and moral content of this show is beyond reproach, I, Sam the *American* eagle am proud to present the singing duet of Wayne and Wanda. Besides being tremendous singers, they're church people (First Muppet Show Cast Album, Wayne and Wanda - Trees)

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is I - Sam the American Eagle.

It's times like this I'm proud to be an American. (The Great Muppet Caper)

Sam: You'll love business, for it is the American way!

Charles Dickens (Gonzo): [whispers into Sam's ear]

Sam: "Oh, that is the British Way!" [thinks for a few seconds then looks at Charles Dickens]

You are all weirdos. (The Great Muppet Caper)

Any man caught dawdling will be shot on sight! (Muppet Treasure Island)

Official Announcements

Sam The Eagle Auctions on eBay

From pins to action figures, calendars to stuffed animals, eBay always has a few Sams available. Buy a few to deck out your pad - always a nice improvement to your office!

Do you have anything utterly American or of cultural value to contribute? or do you just want to say "Hi"?


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