Shit Idiots Say: “Are You Left Handed?”

I’ll be sitting down writing something in my notebook with my left hand when an idiot will walk up to me and ask me “Are you left handed?”

I’ll be looking at the idiot then down at my left hand holding the pen to paper filled with my words then back at the idiot while thinking to myself “Isn‘t that obvious?”

I’m tempted to ask the idiot “Are you blind?” But instead I just respond with ”No! I’m really right handed. I just write with my left for fun.”

There are times when stupid questions calls for sarcastic answers. This is one of those times.