The Telephone Bandit
The Telephone Bandit
The Telephone Bandit
by Chuck RitenouR 5-14-2K4
verse 1:
Eleanor Rigby playing in the elevator taking me to the sacond floor
an orchestrated melody like I've never hear before.
walking to my cubicle to face another mindless day
I'm a Telephone bandit on the fiber optic highway
verse 2:
The boss here loves me says I have a gift
seperating fools from their money gives him such a lift.
I take the money from their pockets while pouring honey in their ears.
Thank God I'm so jaded, it helps me sound sincere.
bridge:
Hello my name is Jimmie Johns and I've got great news for you
You've just won a brand new car and a vacation trip for two.
if you've got a major credit card it could help speed things along
yes, I've got the number and congratulations..you've just been robbed.
verse 3:
most people are so greedy, they seldom think to ask
its hit and run without a gun, I never wear a mask
paid in cash no questions asked at the end of every day
I'm a telephone bandit on the fiber optic highway.
bridge:
Hello my name is Cecil Sims and I've got great news for you
You've just won a luxury cruise vacation trip for two.
if you've got a major credit card it could help speed things along
yes, I've got the number and congratulations..you've just been robbed.
the end.
