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The Telephone Bandit

Updated on August 13, 2010

The Telephone Bandit

 The Telephone Bandit

by Chuck RitenouR 5-14-2K4

verse 1:

Eleanor Rigby playing in the elevator taking me to the sacond floor

an orchestrated melody like I've never hear before.

walking to my cubicle to face another mindless day

I'm a Telephone bandit on the fiber optic highway

verse 2:

The boss here loves me says I have a gift

seperating fools from their money gives him such a lift.

I take the money from their pockets while pouring honey in their ears.

Thank God I'm so jaded, it helps me sound sincere.

bridge:

Hello my name is Jimmie Johns and I've got great news for you

You've just won a brand new car and a vacation trip for two.

if you've got a major credit card it could help speed things along

yes, I've got the number and congratulations..you've just been robbed.

verse 3:

most people are so greedy, they seldom think to ask

its hit and run without a gun, I never wear a mask

paid in cash no questions asked at the end of every day

I'm a telephone bandit on the fiber optic highway.

bridge:

Hello my name is Cecil Sims and I've got great news for you

You've just won a luxury cruise vacation trip for two.

if you've got a major credit card it could help speed things along

yes, I've got the number and congratulations..you've just been robbed.

the end.

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