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The Inconvenient Truth... About Teletubbies!

Updated on December 5, 2012

What THEY don't want you to know!

I’ve discovered the ugly truth about Teletubbies.

THEY want you to think they are harmless, cute, cuddly little critters, but this couldn’t be further from the truth! TheTeletubbies are a creation of the behavioral psychologists of the world spanning shadow government (THEY)! Disguised as bumbling little gurgling waddling things, they are nothing less than ALIENS! That’s right! ALIENS! These diabolical bastards know that the adults of the world can’t handle the knowledge that we’re not alone in the universe, so they created these guys to indoctrinate the infants of the world and to get them “comfortable” with ALIENS! Then, once these toddlers have grown to adulthood and are in CONTROL, they will finally reveal the ALIENS to the world and we’ll all be too old and decrepit to have any say in matters! RISE UP PEOPLE! Write to your Congressman and Senators and tell them we DEMAND to know the TRUTH about TELETUBBIES!!!


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