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The Part of a Man, That Drives Me Crazy

Updated on May 30, 2011

          Thank you sooooooo much, rdfrank67 on Flickr for this photo!

What The Rains Brought

I write this as the torrent of male focussed hubbing comes to an end. After visiting a couple of "Its Raining Men" hubmob hubs, I felt the need to compile this one. Notice I said compile not write, as this is a sensory hub not a literary one. After checking out Teresa McGurk's Men in Jeans hub. I was kinda surprised at my reaction. I thought, I like men, I like jeans, I like men in jeans, why weren't these pics doing anything for me? Her hub might however blow your hair back, so you should take a peek. I admit with Brad's picture, I almost felt a breeze.

I also stopped in and read, KCC Big Country's, Do Women Love Men with a Six-Pack? hub. I say read becuase I think there were words there. Thinking back now I'm not sure though. You might want to check and see if indeed there were words, perhaps strung together into lovely sentences even. Again though, all I felt was a general appreciation of the male form. Starting to think I might have a fever or something. My temperature dropped immediately when I accidentally tripped over this hubmob hub, Six Packs, Heck, Real Men Have Kegs, by eovery. I recommend that you avoid this hub at all costs and avoid the Topless Car Wash video at the bottom. Seriously just don't go there, or here.

Yum!
Yum!
A famous example.
A famous example.

Research, Research, Research

So, if it wasn't baggy jeans, that left everything to the imagination, nor the perfect hard as a friggen rock set of abs, what then was gonna float my proverbial boat? I mean, I know where my weak spot on the male anatomy is, but do they take pictures of it? And what the hell is it called?

What is a girl to do but google the night away. I sweated through hundreds of pictures. Yes, literally they made me sweat. I waded through articles about this body region. Mostly involving rashes and strange navel pain. Not sexy. What I found was there is no name for this little yellow brick road. At Least, the Urban Dictionary says, "not yet." Its below the belly button and above... can I say pubic hair line on hub pages? Above the waistband. This of course is just my personal opinion, but I don't need to see "Never Never Land" to know its there. And guys its not as pretty, although vital, as you seem to think it is.

Where as, this nameless and delicious little piece of property north of the border, makes me suck air and forget to exhale. I call it inviting. I call it promising. And sometimes I call it lickable. Hey, but that's just me.

He's a little too ripped for me, but I hate to be judgmental.
He's a little too ripped for me, but I hate to be judgmental.
O.K. I'll buy it.  Hell, I'll take two.
O.K. I'll buy it. Hell, I'll take two.
Now this hand model has a tough job.
Now this hand model has a tough job.
This Aussie can buck my hay any time.
This Aussie can buck my hay any time.

Ya, this one is lickable!  Thanks again rdfrank67 of Flickr.  (He calls this photo "Hard Work" hee hee)

Let's face it. Nothing sexier than a man who cleans.

Name that Region

These are your suggestions, pick your fav.

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We need to come up with a name for this, err, special region. Any ideas?

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      Tom Rubenoff 8 years ago from United States

      That would be the landing strip, methinks.

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      This blatent sexual objectification of the male body is beyond all decency! I am outraged! I am angry! (Mostly because I don't look like that.) Oh, sure, you keep your little eye candy! I'm leaving! (Sadly, most of those models will follow me.)

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      C. C. Riter 8 years ago

      My wife calls it the Notion

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Tom that's already used for women's... so this has to be different.

      Chris if you are implying the models are all gay, I'll have you know that the guy in the first and last pictures (who are the same guy) made it very clear on Flickr that he was straight. When he said, "By the way I'm straight."

      Oh CC I like that!

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      Pam Roberson 8 years ago from Virginia

      Well, well, well. :) I have much appreciation for your appreciation of this particular spot. :) Personally, I enjoy hands, forearms, necks, backs, backsides, legs, ears, elbows, chins...okay, okay, I like it all! :D

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      Tom Rubenoff 8 years ago from United States

      Is it? Well, one learns something new every day.

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      KCC Big Country 8 years ago from Central Texas

      Nice hub, Randy Behavior! I can see the appeal. :)

      Thanks for the mention & the link.....I've added your hub to mine!

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      I vote for nubes...ain't navel...aint pubes.

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      Cindy Vine 8 years ago from Cape Town

      lol I second R.Blue's suggestion, Nubes, I like that! And how can you make me so hot and bothered so early in the morning? Phew! I agree, it's not just the jeans, it's that bit above it, the Nubes that does it for me!

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      Elena. 8 years ago from Madrid

      Randy, you've gone and done it now. I'm going to bed even in worse shape that I already was after the movie I caught! Actually, I love one name you use in your hub: "North of the border"! Sounds cool and cowboy and hottest spot north of the ... Mississippi ! Laugh! Good night to you!

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      R. Blue 8 years ago from Right here

      I forgot the obvious pavel...was in a rush to go out....my bad

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Oh Pam I love it all too, but this, whatever we end calling it, makes me go weak in the knees. Lips can do that for me to.

      Ya Tom, its a... grooming style. I believe.

      KCC thanks for the link back. You guys inspired me to do this.

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      O.K. RB so either pavel or nubes. How about the Nubious region?

      Cindy, and if the top button is undone, oh god. Good Morning!

      Elena you'd enjoy haying season around here. Shirtless cowboys and jeans and sweat...

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      Christoph Reilly 8 years ago from St. Louis

      Ok. If you say so. How about ...um...the minefield? The threshold?

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Threshold is good!

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      goldentoad 8 years ago from Free and running....

      I can't wait till its raining women

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Hmmmm, you think they'll do that next golden boy? I should start working on something womanly.

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      goldentoad 8 years ago from Free and running....

      they probably won't, us guys don't have any class, and I don't know how you women find anything sexy about us, we are truly foul creatures

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      We keep our eyes closed and pretend. A lot.

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      trish1048 8 years ago

      Mmmmmmm nice!  Loved the video!

      Hands do it for me in my world :)

      Sorry, can't think of a name for that spot at the moment, let me sleep on it :)

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Oooooh Trish, I'd like to sleep on that spot too.  Good idea.

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      Pest 8 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

      sam Kinnison said it best Toad..."How can you look at (another man's ) hairy ass and find love?" Sam was of course talking about gay men, but I think that quote applies to both genders quite well.

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      goldentoad 8 years ago from Free and running....

      quit trying to get me to think about your ass Pest

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      Pest 8 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

      I do it without even thinking anymore. Sorry Toad. LOL!

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      Cris A 8 years ago from Manila, Philippines

      Oh okay, that part! :D

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Boys this is not the butt hub. That's over there >

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      Sheila 8 years ago from The Other Bangor

      I am in awe of the solid research you have performed here. The academic approach you have taken to this serious topic is impressive, and this scholarship adds to the field of study in this area. Whatever it's called.

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Thanks for appreciated all my hardwork Teresa. It was truly a labor of lust.

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      blondepoet 8 years ago from australia

      ooooooooooooooooooooo I am feeling faint from reading this. Move over Randy as I am going tooooooooo fainttttttttt. Hahaha damn I missed u on my chatline didn't think anyone would come grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Blonde, I've never been in a chatroom.

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      sharrie69 8 years ago from Trinidad (an island in the Caribbean)

      Ok...trying to remember how to breathe here...

      I want a cleaning hunk too....and maybe a naked chef

      Growwlllllllll

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Ya I guess I should have included some oxygen on this hub. LOL.

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      Peter 8 years ago from Australia

      Damn it girl now I gotta go and exercise ! ;-)

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      You do that. Then send me a picture. :)

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Why does everyone want to get me in a chat room? I think talking is way over rated.

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      What Bad, no dinner first? Geeeez.

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      feeweewv 8 years ago from Between A Dream And Reality

      I've always called it the "happy trail"

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      I like that one two feeweewv. I should post a poll now with all these suggestions.

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      futonfraggle 8 years ago

      I'll take one half-naked Aussie and one Abercrombie & Fitch guy to go!

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Would you like any hard work with your order? ;)

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      shibashake 8 years ago

      What a yummy hub! I say road trip to Chippendales!

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      We'll have to stop and pick up some "ones" along the way!

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      mayhmong 8 years ago from North Carolina

      I don't think I saw any words in this hub but a bunch of nice six packs abs! ROLF!

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      May, look what you made me do. I "had" to come answer your comment. Which meant I "had" to s l o w l y scroll down to get to your comment past all those pictures.... What was I saying?

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      rdfrank67 8 years ago from Seattle

      I personally call it the trail to adventure.

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      I think I'm an adventurous person!

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      fortunerep 8 years ago from North Carolina

      wow, those are great, will bookmark this one!! I will take the first one with a big red bow

      dori

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      needs_a_break 8 years ago

      haha mmmmmmmmm lol.... i agree.. very very lickable.... haha i think i need to go cool off after this hub lol.... very steamy

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      Randy Behavior 8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Dori, not sure how I missed these comments.  Thanks for stopping by.  Would that be the edible ribbon or regular?

      N-A-B, I should have posted a warning about chance of getting over heated on this one, lol.

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      cr8ve1 7 years ago

      WHOOOWHEEE!!! HAMANA HAMANA HAMANA....WOW!! Now THAT'S a sight I'd LOVE to see!! Hmmmm....and here I was trying to stay out of "NAUGHTYLAND"!! Oh well! It was a wonderful, exciting and HOT "vacation" for me! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING THIS!! And I'll have a couple few of those too!! WOOHOO!!!

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      Randy Behavior 7 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Hi there cr8ve1. I appreciate any excuse to come back to this hub. Here pull up a chair. I'll get the popcorn.

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      epigramman 7 years ago

      the part of a man that drives most women crazy: his obssession with owning the remote control.

      and remember my dear Ms. R. Behavior - behind every great man is a better woman!!!

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      Randy Behavior 7 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Not even sure how to respond to this one you silly man.

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      Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean

      I am ashamed and remorseful... not. Thanks for stopping by this old hub, because then I had to. Yummmmm.

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      BenWritings 6 years ago from Save me from, Tennessee

      I've always known that as a happy trail

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      Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean

      73% would seem to agree with you Ben.

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      Doug Turner Jr. 6 years ago

      The Turnstile. The Cobblestone Corridor. Fourth and Goal. The Drive-In. The Rodeo Pen. The Launch Pad. The Jockey Lounge. The Slip and Slide. The Peach Parlor. The Waiver Room. The Smack Strip. The Grind Wall. Captain's Quarters. The Balkans. Valet Parking. The Jolly Reef. The Skin Surf. Low Tide. The Rump Bump. The Border Patrol. The Skin Sauna. The Last Inn.

      Whew, all this before coffee. I'm supposed to be studying for a cell and DNA exam. Don't ask me how I landed on this hub.

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      Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean

      Wow you seem to be an expert with anatomy language. I haven't heard of most of those. I find The Grind Wall quite apt, and The Las Inn as a lovely poetic feel.

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        BenWritings 6 years ago from Save me from, Tennessee

        Whoops, didn't notice the poll ;]

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        Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean

        Whoops and I didn't notice this second comment box :)

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        BenWritings 6 years ago from Save me from, Tennessee

        I thought it was designed just for me :/

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        Randy Behavior 6 years ago from Near the Ocean

        Yes, I always have a few comment traps set up to catch young writers. Looks like good hunting today!

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        BenWritings 6 years ago from Save me from, Tennessee

        *struggles, to no avail, to escape*

        *decides escape wouldn't be nearly as pleasant as capture, bondage, and painful torture*

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