Kim Kardashian's Derriere Secrets

A great deal of attention has been paid to Kim Kardashian's ass over the past few months. For too long it languished in ignominy, then, like a butterfly emerging from its chrysalis, Kim's ass burst forth in all its newfound glory when her sex tape was released. Sure, you could see that as a sordid attempt at grabbing fame, or you could view it as a beautiful act of nature. I chose the latter, because, well, I'm a half full kind of gal.

It would seem however, according to the photographic evidence that you can see displayed to the right, that Kim's ass, and much of the rest of her rather luscious body is not merely the work of the Creator, but of a surgeon or two along the way. This is a rather grainy photograph to be sure, and even in this old picture one can tell that Kim is possessed of what we would still have to consider a great derrière, but there seem to have been many changes in Kim from the time this picture was taken to the present day.

Breasts - Definitely smaller. Nowadays Kim's breasts threaten to smother small nations. Back in the day they were well proportioned, but of relatively average size. They also didn't snuggle up with one another as they do now. Once upon a time , Kim's breasts were independent beings, free to go where they wished. Nowadays they're more like conjoined twins.

Nose - I don't know about you guys, but that nose certainly doesn't look like the one we see Kim sporting these days. It seems a great deal more generous than the almost Aryan feature that now adorns her face. I suspect that there may have been some whittling going on in order to achieve that effect.

Eyes - Maybe she's just squinting in this beach photo, but Kim's eyes seem a great deal larger. Is this an effect even possible in plastic surgery? I know they do it with old people who have become saggy in all the wrong places, but did Kim Kardashian have an eye lift even before the age of 30?

Ass - The ass is a bit of a mystery, but I would wager that her ass is a fair bit smaller in this picture than in more recent ones. Did Kim just eat too many cheeseburgers? Or does she sit on cushions of silicone? God that must feel weird. Imagine having foreign object perpetually in your ass.

Hm, now I think of it, Kim would probably have that experience regardless of whether she had plastic surgery or not.