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Kim Kardashian's Derriere Secrets

Updated on January 1, 2011



A great deal of attention has been paid to Kim Kardashian's ass over the past few months. For too long it languished in ignominy, then, like a butterfly emerging from its chrysalis, Kim's ass burst forth in all its newfound glory when her sex tape was released. Sure, you could see that as a sordid attempt at grabbing fame, or you could view it as a beautiful act of nature. I chose the latter, because, well, I'm a half full kind of gal.

It would seem however, according to the photographic evidence that you can see displayed to the right, that Kim's ass, and much of the rest of her rather luscious body is not merely the work of the Creator, but of a surgeon or two along the way. This is a rather grainy photograph to be sure, and even in this old picture one can tell that Kim is possessed of what we would still have to consider a great derrière, but there seem to have been many changes in Kim from the time this picture was taken to the present day.

Breasts - Definitely smaller. Nowadays Kim's breasts threaten to smother small nations. Back in the day they were well proportioned, but of relatively average size. They also didn't snuggle up with one another as they do now. Once upon a time , Kim's breasts were independent beings, free to go where they wished. Nowadays they're more like conjoined twins.

Nose - I don't know about you guys, but that nose certainly doesn't look like the one we see Kim sporting these days. It seems a great deal more generous than the almost Aryan feature that now adorns her face. I suspect that there may have been some whittling going on in order to achieve that effect.

Eyes - Maybe she's just squinting in this beach photo, but Kim's eyes seem a great deal larger. Is this an effect even possible in plastic surgery? I know they do it with old people who have become saggy in all the wrong places, but did Kim Kardashian have an eye lift even before the age of 30?

Ass - The ass is a bit of a mystery, but I would wager that her ass is a fair bit smaller in this picture than in more recent ones. Did Kim just eat too many cheeseburgers? Or does she sit on cushions of silicone? God that must feel weird. Imagine having foreign object perpetually in your ass.

Hm, now I think of it, Kim would probably have that experience regardless of whether she had plastic surgery or not.


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      Sarah Irani 8 years ago

      I totally agree with Randal. ;)

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      Rosewete 8 years ago

      Im a girl not a lesbian,but everytime i see Kim's show and magazines..oh i wish im pretty like her...i like her just simply bec. shes very sexy,,and shes real.shes not even afraid of showing who she really is!!!NOW ISNT THAT AWESOME??? buy the way im a philippine girl im now married in malaysia,,but despite of that i really love hollywood babes like kim...i envy her....

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      Syawir 8 years ago

      I Like your boody honey....

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      Hope Alexander 9 years ago

      You're probably right Sev, but wild rumors and insane conjecture rarely require in depth analysis and accurate evidence

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      Sev 9 years ago

      I think you should no base your analysis around ONE bad old black and white photo. You need more older, better quality photos.

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      Randall Jones 9 years ago

      Apologies for the Character typo.

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      Randall Jones 9 years ago

      Big deal, so she has a fat ass. Most girls have fat asses. After all, that's where they carry their fat cells. There and in their breasts and thighs. How great it must be to be a woman were your fat goes to places men find attractive. We on the other hand store fat primarily in our abdomen, not so attractive. What if men's fat cells were stored in their penises? Hey, this would be the equivelant of women storing their fat in their asses and breasts. I wonder if Hollywood would go around and photograph the huge bulges you would see in mens pants. Probably not because men are generally more modest. I doubt you would have some guy walking around with his dick hanging out the way these girls flaunt their stuff. America caters to women and the over feminization of the Country is evident everywhere. Universities teach from a feminist and liberal perspective, etc. I mean really, what did Kim do to get famous? She's Paris Hilton's friend, she has a fat ass and no morals. Great, I'm sure her poor Armenian father is rolling over about now. Having sex with men on camera. What a discrace. What's sad is there's some dumb American girl out there looking up to this idiot and wants to be just like her. This is truly sad. Its crap like this that brings down our great nation in the eyes of the rest of the world. Caharacter, integrity and virtue are what young people should try to obtain.

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      Maylinda Arons 9 years ago

      I, personally, don't give a crap about this woman's ass, but, people above me! Recognise the true beauty of this article! It's celebrity caboose! Who doesn't like celebrity-bodypart-gossip? And, more importantly, this is one of the funnier things I've read in, say, a decade. Hope, write a book. Please. I think I'd die of happiness.

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      empty 9 years ago

      Her ass is heavenly. I like women that look like women not boys in drag.

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      Kansas 9 years ago

      I don't much care what the woman's ass looks like, the grey matter or lack of is what really puts me off. For that matter, what REALLY bothers me is the fact that a large chunk of the country takes the time to recognize someone who has no talent, does nothing (other than be rich and give hummers) and really acts like a first class bitch in everything she does. Fat ass?'s's the brain that needs the workout

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      valerie 9 years ago

      you are very beautiful

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      nicole 9 years ago

      Kim Kardashian is very pretty but i personally love her two sister's because they're more wild like me especially referring to Khloe!!!

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      Wendy 10 years ago

      Big deal Kim is fat and wears a girdle which makes her butt look like a big huge freaky butt. I would cry is I got fat like Kim.

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      Hope Alexander 10 years ago

      Well perhaps ostensibly what Kim does with her ass does not affect me, but if we take into account the Chaos theory, then it is quite possible that Kim's ass may be affecting more than we imagine.

      It is, after all, a rather large ass. If a butterfly's wings flapping in South America could possibly cause storms in Alaska, imagine what something the size of Kim Kardashian's ample ass swishing about could do? ;)

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      Ariana 10 years ago

      WOW !! Kim Kardashian is a very beautiful woman ... Yea she made a sex tape ... so what? She was with the guy & dey wanted to try something new ... People act as if they have never done something " Naughty " ... OBVIOUSLY this beach picture is old .. She looks like shes 16 - 18 yrs old in that photo & you can also tell by what she is wearing this was the 90`s .. she became a woman... You cant even see her ass. Im the exact size as her and have a HUGE NICE ASS not to sound cocky but it is genetic .. my mother ... my grandmother & so on. Look at her sister .. big ass also .. maybe not as well proportioned as Kims but it is. Its so annoying how people Judge these ppl in the spot light. Get over it. Even if she enhanced her body. Does this effect you? No?