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Tool Aenima - Twisted Lyrics

Updated on July 25, 2012
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Twisted Lyrics

It is probably the heaviest song that I like. I have reworked the lyrics to turn Tools "Aenima" into a song about a toddlers bed time. I would love to post a youtube clip of the original version of this song but the lyrics are too graphic for the hub pages community.

Having no musical talent whatsoever restricts me from actually making my own video to these lyrics. If there are any bands or performers out there that want to give it a go you are welcome to. Provided you give me credit for the lyrics, include a link to this hub and write a comment in this hub to let me know. If the video is appropriate I can link it to the hub and get you more traffic. Depending on the popularity of this page I may do more twisted lyrics pieces in the future.

The characters in this song are fictitous and are not a true reflection of life in the "GooseGreen" household.

Aenima Parody

Mum says that bedtime's near.
Mum says your head will be nodding soon.
I certainly hope it will.
I sure could use a vacation from your

Screaming three ring circus sideshow of
Mess

Here in our loungeroom toys lie from your play
The only way to fix it is to throw them all away.
Toys are strewn up the hall. Strewn all the way.
Go to sleep, clean your teeth, its been a long day.

Fret for your bottle and
Fret for your rattle and
Fret for your elmo and
Fret for your dummy and
Fret for your woody and
Fret for your jimjams and
Fret for your wiggles and
Fret for your sleepsuit.

It's a
Screaming three ring circus sideshow of
Mess

Here in our loungeroom toys lie from your play
The only way to fix it is to throw them all away.
Toys strewn up the hall. Strewn all the way.
Got to sleep, clean your teeth, its been a long day.

Some say that daddy will fall on your toys.
Tripped up on teddy's and showered with Lego Bricks.
Jumped on by toddlers that cannot sit still.
Followed by soft toys and puppies and pussycats.

Mum says that bedtime's near.
Mum says your head will be nodding soon.
I certainly hope it will.
I sure could use a vacation from your

Nappies, wet nappies, soiled nappies...

One great big stinky mess in your huggies,
I've a suggestion to regain my sanity.

Go to sleep.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to
be.

Go to sleep.

Pack up the Duplo and
Pack up your clothes.
Pack up the gun-toting
Colonels and Gi Joes.

Go to sleep.

Pack up your Mega blocks.
Your Star Wars clones.
Wash all your bottles and
Clean up everything.

Go to sleep.

Pack up the windmill
you got from the carney folk.
Pack up your sisters doll,
which you just broke.

Go to sleep.

'Cause I'm praying for bed time;
I'm praying for sleepy place.

I will hug you 'til you give way.
Take you to your room and put you down.
Mom, please, wipe the tears away.
Clean your teeth and put you down.
I can see you smiling.
Heavy lids you drift away.

Time to put you down again.
Don't just say daddy.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
ride the sleepy train.

I wanna see you get down.
Dummy's in and down.
Suck it down.
Asleep down

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    • goosegreen profile imageAUTHOR

      goosegreen 

      5 years ago

      Thank you Kashmir. A friend and I re-write songs for each orhers christmas cards. Unfortunately none of that material is suitable for Hub Pages

    • kashmir56 profile image

      Thomas Silvia 

      5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Hi goosegreen, WOW love you really cool lyrics, you did a awesome job rewriting the lyrics to tool's Aenima !

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