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Top Ten Worst Blog Topics Ever

Updated on August 18, 2012

Within hubpages, as well as online in general one can find a multitude of articles and resources to help people become better blog and article writers, so they in turn can write articles on how one might become better blog and article writers.  

Perhaps a little like getting rich off a 'how to get rich' book that is about writing a 'how to get rich' book, but perhaps I digress?

The point here, is that we can see that there is a lot of resources available on what one should do to come up with good blog/article topics.

What about what you should NOT do?

That does not get covered nearly enough, and lord knows how many poor innocent souls of the online writing world fall victim to these pitfalls.

Well now I am here to help by showing you...

The Top 10 worst Blog Topics!!

You may be tempted to write on any of these topics, but resist!! You will thank me!

  1. In the garden: a how to guide of where to hide the body
  2. How to get the mafia mad at you in three easy steps.
  3. Know your mucous
  4. 101 ways to ruin hub pages for everyone else
  5. Read my blog jackass
  6. Never say goodbye: Taxidermy at home
  7. How I run a grow-op at 775 Jones ave that the stupid cops cant find
  8. A perverts guide to leering
  9. water boarding: a home guide
  10. The top ten worst blog topics

Ok, well there you go. My contribution to making the blogging world safer for everyone!


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    • Tusitala Tom profile image

      Tom Ware 

      6 years ago from Sydney, Australia

      I like it! Mind you, I'm sure there must be worse blog topics out there.

    • tillsontitan profile image

      Mary Craig 

      6 years ago from New York

      Short but oh so sweet. Good sense of humor going on here.

    • clark farley profile image

      clark farley 

      6 years ago

      "...Cavity Search 101 (Where not to hide the countreband")

      (am I too late?? ...this is not a Poll? damn!)


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      6 years ago

      I like your article; it made me ha-ha-ha. Thanks!

    • DDS profile imageAUTHOR

      David Sproull 

      7 years ago from Toronto

      @Soldieringon: Thanks!! :-)

    • Soldieringon profile image


      7 years ago from Hemet, CA

      THAT was funny! Thank you for that. :)

    • clark farley profile image

      clark farley 

      7 years ago

      "Backlinking to DOD sites...get traffic!"

      "Grammer and free SEO site be good!"

      "Sponge Bath Technique for the Grandparents...are they worth it?"

    • DDS profile imageAUTHOR

      David Sproull 

      7 years ago from Toronto

      @james: Might be one for Cheney?

      @nettraveller: It's snot to be forgotten. :-S

      @gitrdun: Thanks! Let me know what you think about the ones I've been doing on jogging if/when you get a chance!

      I love getting feedback. Not that I ever do anything differnetly as a result..but is much appreciated!

    • gitrdun4444 profile image


      7 years ago from North Carolina

      Now that was funny right there, I don't care who you are! Thanks!


    • castlepokemetroid profile image


      7 years ago from Hawaii

      Where to hide the body? I hope I'll never need to use knowledge like that.

    • nettraveller profile image


      7 years ago from USA

      I'm rather partial to "Know Your Mucus".

    • James Agbogun profile image

      James Agbogun 

      7 years ago

      "9.water boarding: a home guide"? It would have been rather awful! Thanks for helping out on this.


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