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5 Reasons why Vampires are Better than Zombies

Updated on April 14, 2014

My Preference

After hour long arguments between friends and coworkers, I have finally decided to express why I will always like vampires more than zombies.

Bud the C.H.U.D.
Bud the C.H.U.D.

Reason 1: Apprerance

Fashion-wise, is there really any contest between them? Vampires wear suits and Bow-ties. Even god-awful Twilight with their glittery Bowie knockoff vampires totally take down the zombie "college" attire of sweats and T-shirts. Is that blood or Koolaid on your shirt, Mr. zombie?

Reason 2: Killing Techniques

The zombies in Resident Evil 4 are not to be toyed with when holding explosives, but vampires invite you into their home. They have the decency to invite you to a fancy dinner or into their silky bedchambers wherein they slowly suck the blood from your veins. Zombies eat your brains. Bo-ring!

Reason 3: Overrated

Why is this topic so blown up in the media? I want to know. Because they are more realistic? Because of The Walking Dead? I found a forum in which 50% of people are still not tired of this subject.

Reason 4: Transformations

Have you encountered a bat? They are small, but nasty little beyotches.

Reason 5: Legacy

Yeah Yeah Yeah, so I did actually love Warm Bodies.

Shawn of the Dead is pretty cool.

But freaking Interview with the Vampire, man. Fright Night. Dracula. Once Bitten. The Little Vampire. Lost Boys. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was even a great movie [Thank you Jimmi Simpson for being in this movie. Please appear in more things.]


This.
This.
And this.
And this.
Jim Carey is a vampire.
Jim Carey is a vampire.
Look at this cool guy.
Look at this cool guy.
Remember this?
Remember this?
Van Helsing vampire.
Van Helsing vampire.
Vampires (or part-vampires, in this case) have never been more sexy
Vampires (or part-vampires, in this case) have never been more sexy
No wonder Abraham Lincoln kills these things.
No wonder Abraham Lincoln kills these things.

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    • Luke Ellis profile image

      Luke Ellis 3 years ago from Nottingham, England

      Personally I am and always will be pro zombie. Purely because I think they lend themselves to making much more entertaining movies, definitely not a Walking Dead fan though, I created an entire hub dedicated to showing why :) Great hub, great read (Yours not mine)

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      danicole 2 years ago from United States

      I agree lol, btw zombies are gross (how can you be friends with them if they just want to eat you, talk about rude!!!) I would say zombies aren't really characters in movies, they are more in the background!!!! That recent zombie romance movie, Warm Bodies with Nicholas Hoult (he's quite a looker!!!) does help!!!!!

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      Sara Psychedelic 2 years ago from Cincinnati, OH

      Ha definitely agree, Warm Bodies is an exception

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