5 Reasons why Vampires are Better than Zombies
My Preference
After hour long arguments between friends and coworkers, I have finally decided to express why I will always like vampires more than zombies.
Reason 1: Apprerance
Fashion-wise, is there really any contest between them? Vampires wear suits and Bow-ties. Even god-awful Twilight with their glittery Bowie knockoff vampires totally take down the zombie "college" attire of sweats and T-shirts. Is that blood or Koolaid on your shirt, Mr. zombie?
Reason 2: Killing Techniques
The zombies in Resident Evil 4 are not to be toyed with when holding explosives, but vampires invite you into their home. They have the decency to invite you to a fancy dinner or into their silky bedchambers wherein they slowly suck the blood from your veins. Zombies eat your brains. Bo-ring!
Reason 3: Overrated
Why is this topic so blown up in the media? I want to know. Because they are more realistic? Because of The Walking Dead? I found a forum in which 50% of people are still not tired of this subject.
Reason 4: Transformations
Have you encountered a bat? They are small, but nasty little beyotches.
Reason 5: Legacy
Yeah Yeah Yeah, so I did actually love Warm Bodies.
Shawn of the Dead is pretty cool.
But freaking Interview with the Vampire, man. Fright Night. Dracula. Once Bitten. The Little Vampire. Lost Boys. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was even a great movie [Thank you Jimmi Simpson for being in this movie. Please appear in more things.]
