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I know Clint Eastwood Personally

Updated on June 5, 2009

Clint Eastwood: The Man, The Myth, The Legend

Clint Eastwood and I go way back. We met back in 2006 when a couple of college buddies and I went to Niagara Falls. At first I didn't recognize him, but sure enough it was him. My friends and I were totally taken back by him- he wasn't really friendly, helpful or considerate. In fact, he was pretty cold! Regardless, we brought out the camera and took a quick photo of him.

No Autograph

So what's the first thing you'd do when meeting such a high caliber hollywood celebrity? Get the autograph, right? Well, that's exactly what we tried to do! I waited around until there were no people nearby. There were lots of people in the vicinity, but they were all standing still and seemed to not pay attention to him, so I made my move. He totally stood me up. I was so frustrated! Here's this guy that you really want to look up to and he stiffed me for a simple signature! In fact, he didn't even say anything to me- it was as if he was trying to pretend he didn't hear me, hoping I would disappear!

Mr. Eastwood's personality

So, since I've met Mr. Clint Eastwood, I thought I'd comment on his personality. He's pretty much a cold-hearted snot! He was not a high-polished celebrity like I was hoping. In fact, he seemed to be completely waxed of all emotions! Nothing seemed to matter to him. I must confess, though, that he did seem very focused in on something. I couldn't quite tell what it was but it was something that apparently meant a lot to him. I never really was able to capture his attention, as he was in a different world.

Well, I hope you have better luck in getting to know Clint Eastwood, the hollywood legend. That is, IF you ever meet him! I was able to get nothing out of him. In fact, I wasn't even supposed to put my arm around him like that, but I snuck it in for the photo. (Good thing I didn't get in trouble for it.) I'm sure he's a great guy, but he was nothing but RUDE in the WAX MUSEUM IN NIAGARA FALLS, CANADA!!!

All thoughts expressed in this hub are completely opinionated
and are inteded for humor.  Please take it as such and don't
assume any judgments on my part concerning Mr. Eastwood are

Now that you know that I was referring to a wax figure, read through the hub again and see if you don't get more laughs out of it! You might be surprised!


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