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Who is The Human Puppet?

Updated on February 8, 2013

Forest Thomer The Human Puppet Dances at the Taste of Cincinnati

Forest Thomer - The Human Puppet

I first met The Human Puppet while taking photos at the Cincinnati stop of the Sarah Palin book tour. This photo was taken before a police officer explained the "no signs allowed" policy. Behind his sign, he wore a jack-o-lantern costume.
I first met The Human Puppet while taking photos at the Cincinnati stop of the Sarah Palin book tour. This photo was taken before a police officer explained the "no signs allowed" policy. Behind his sign, he wore a jack-o-lantern costume.

Once upon a time Forest Thomer was probably just an ordinary guy, but these days he's the Human Puppet. In that role, he's done lots of things, including help people fulfill their dreams; but he also spends a lot of time in pursuit of his greatest goal. The Human Puppet wants to dance on the Ellen DeGeneres show and he intends to do whatever it takes to make that happen.

May 26, 2010 - The Human Puppet with Jeff and Jen on Q102

Everything Ellen

In Ellen's quest for world domination, the Human Puppet has named himself Midwest General. He's downloaded Ellen masks from her website and passes them out at public events.

Doing The Ellen

Forest has written an Ellen song to which he dances "the Ellen" of course. He's so into it, he demonstrates his dance to anyone on the street who will stop long enough; and he's videotaped the results.


The Human Puppet, a Fan and One Great Big Hairy Friend

The Human Puppet and a fan on the street tried to get this hairy guy to do "The Ellen," but he was a bit too stiff to dance.
The Human Puppet and a fan on the street tried to get this hairy guy to do "The Ellen," but he was a bit too stiff to dance.

Would You Dance With The Human Puppet?

If The Human Puppet asked you to dance on the street, would you do it?

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    • CarolRucker profile imageAUTHOR

      Carol Rucker 

      8 years ago from Cincinnati

      I saw your video a few days ago, Anne. I think it's great.

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      Anne Rhodes 

      8 years ago

      I think Forest Thomer is gonna go a LOOONNNGGG way with this, he's upbeat, goofy... & most importantly he LOVES ELLEN DEGENERES : ) & will do ANYTHING to have the chance to dance with her! I am soooo impressed with his song {I can even hear Miss Ellen singing it} & the dance itself is simple to anyone ..... heck, I'm 52 yrs old & I got the nerve up to send in a video to Forest & his partner Nicholas Wellings. DO THE ELLEN DANCE its F-U-N!!! I even plan to do [another one] in a group setting which will even be MORE EXCITING

      : ) c'mon people we only LIVE ONCE, may as well enjoy it while we can : )

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      Linda Myshrall 

      8 years ago

      Quite possibly the most entertaining hub I've ever seen :)

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