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Updated on March 30, 2009

Censor Me...Tee Hee!

 So recently someone flagged one of my Hubs. If anyone here has read it, it was a Hub on spotting an old time friend who I discovered was on drugs back in my teen days, and after seeing her walking the streets I realized she slipped down that path and pretty much destroyed her life.

Hopefully that rings a bell to those of you whom may be wondering where the Hub went.

At any rate, my story was told, and some pleasant do gooder, flagged it. It got flagged for explicit language, and sexual references.

I read through the Hub and found a few sex references, but hell...who doesn't talk about sex? Or who has never encountered a naked body, or a porn flick?

At any rate, before I go on further, my story was flagged, and now is off of the site. I thought it was a good story, with a good moral on drugs, and where they can lead you...or whatever.

But alas my Hubby friends, someone disagreed, and snubbed my dirty voice; my story, the way it was to the exact. I didn't leave out a detail- maybe that's my problem? I tend to tell it exactly as it happened. I always had been told to pay attention to detail when writing. I guess I have to, from now on, consider that some of my audicence may live in bubbles, so I should be more careful next time.

At any rate, they censored my ass, and being the lazy motha frucka I am, I won't re-publish it. Maybe when I find the energy.

When I saw my new censored out Hub, I wanted to smack someone, flip em the bird, cuss like no one has ever cussed before, and then write an article that a sleaze porn mag would be proud to publish on their front page. But... ah, the energy little time... so lazy. So what?





Tired of those who live in imaginary bubbles, and try to banish anything that may be considered sexy, ugly, fat, or crude. Tired of hearing that Santa is too fat, and that boobs should be blurred out of Disney.

(No seriously, I recently came across an episode of Wizards of Waverly Place, where they blurred out the moms hot rack. God forbid Betty or Junior see cleavage!)

Seriously now folks, most babies suck on boobies they moment they pop out of that region down below. (Normally I'd use a more crude word, but I might offend one of you over the top sensitive folks who think that there is only one word for Vagina).

I guess as soon as kids can form thoughts some people are quick to blindfold the little bastards (oops, did I offend someones bastard kid?)

Boobs for some reason become harmful or something? So much so, that they're blurring out cleavage on Disney! HAH!

Man... tis' a shame.

At any rate, my rant does not match my title.  When I sat down and attempted to spat out my usual fun office stuff, I got angry by the end of the first paragraph, and deleted it.

Being the lazy creature I am by nature, instead of starting a new Hub, with a new title... you got this.

And mostly it was due to that stupid flagged Hub.

So till I figure a way around spatting out what I want to spat out without offending someone, I'll stick to G rated garbage which primarily bores the 'crapaloppa' out of me.

That's All Folks!





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    • MellasViews profile image

      MellasViews 9 years ago from Earth

      Yes I know, it was weird. Someone flagged me on an old post, it was pretty funny too... Ive seen far worse... at any rate, Im over it. Surprised, but over it. hehe.

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      mayhmong 9 years ago from North Carolina

      I'm suprised that no one flagged this hub, as many naughty words are being used! LOL A lot of the hot hubbers are writing about pussys and sex all the time and no one flagged them?! That was a great hub, I gotta share this!

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      Chi-Chi Chamois 9 years ago from A stinky flat with lead paint.

      Mellas, the sweet Captain has been ravaged by the sea and by many women who seek his family jewels. There has been mutiny aboard his ship along with much drinking, lustful escapades, delicious shenanigans involving slurping and burping and pizza eating. Poor fellow barely knows who he is at this point. Chi Chi never lets the man sleep. In fact, I can ... barely...finish this...she's running...running after ...

      "Copteen! Wait fair Shi Shi!"

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      The Captain 9 years ago from The Carribean

      Hi Mella. It is The most recent post is pretty straight, but usually I'm way more wacky, offensive and opinionated, so look around a little please. I'd love to publish it - I know your writing and others have told me how good this was - so I don't even need to see it before making a decision. Of course, I'll link back to your stuff here, so it's all good.

      I see I've goofed again. Ok. It's you know who.

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      Amanda Severn 9 years ago from UK

      Mella, I really liked that hub. It was a good morality tale, and a story well-told. Sometimes your language can be a little fruity, but that didn't detract from the narrative in my view. There are far more offensive hubs on hubpages than that one. Do you remember that dreadful hub about Barrack Obama being the Anti-Christ? Some of the high moral ground hubs are so patronising that they REALLY offend me, but they never get pulled. And as for Pest's favourite hobby hub, that had me laughing for days, and how is that a bad thing? If you can bear to, Mella, you should clean up that hub and re-post it, because some kid might trip over it on Google one day, and it just might turn their life around!

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      MellasViews 9 years ago from Earth

      : ) haha. I second that notion

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      Chi-Chi Chamois 9 years ago from A stinky flat with lead paint.

      Chi Chi's boobies are always getting blurred out. It's an outrage! She spent way too much money on them to have them blurred out! ;)

      "Zee flaggairs moost be stooped!" she says with French passion and animal vehemence.

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      MellasViews 9 years ago from Earth

      -Wait, I may have a copy on my home desktop. Ill send it to you if I have it there. Im pretty sure I do though.... Ill check tonight. : )

    • MellasViews profile image

      MellasViews 9 years ago from Earth

      lol. That is hilarious!!!! I cannot believe they did that! I deleted the post, so I'd have to start it from scratch, sorry : (

      But man! They are blurring out the titties that obviouslly made them grow a chubby.... lol. Thats too funny.... actually its ridiculous!!! But you know what I mean... one person decided that ones knockers were too sexy for TV... but the floppy ugly knockers, those are okay!?!?!?! How do I get to your blog? Id like to read it. : )

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      Christoph Reilly 9 years ago from St. Louis

      Whoops. Comment above is me.

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      The Captain 9 years ago from The Carribean

      Dammit!  I missed it Mella.  Would you send it to me?  I'll publish it on my blog and you can link to it if you want.  I would like to read it though regardless.

      It reminds me of once I was watching National Geographic.  They were showing these native women dancing topless and, you know, there breasts weren't too attractive.  But their was one native gal whose boobs appeared to be large and full, but they blurred hers, but not the others.  Apparently, they make a distinction between attractive boobs and unattractive ones.

      Ok.  Write me.

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      MellasViews 9 years ago from Earth

      I know. lol. I remember reading your hub on the flyer for your band... some folks are just so.... hmm what iz ze werd I ehm looking fur?

      Lame? lol. Thanks for stoppin in Adam

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      Adam B 9 years ago

      I seriously can't remember anything that could hve been flagged from that hub. I was going to post a hub called Sexcapades; an explicit biography of being a man-whore, but decided I didn't want my family to read it. I guess I would have been flagged for posting that one. Good thing I keep all my hubs clean and Politically correct...wink, wink.

      We live and learn I guess. I already know I am personally offensive (everyone tells me), I guess you are now too.

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      Peggy Woods 9 years ago from Houston, Texas

      I had also read and commented ( I am sure ) on that hub. It was a good lesson for people to learn. Too bad it was taken down! Bummer!

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      MellasViews 9 years ago from Earth

      lol. Pest, I know... I deleted it,,,, then reposted it... then deleted it....then said f%ck it and posted it again... k... here goes... w*t N w*ld!!!!

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      Pest 9 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

      MV, Lucky you did not say "wet N wild"...Banned!

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      MellasViews 9 years ago from Earth

      PS... Pam I adore your new picture!... and GT... lol on the new avatar as well. lol. l ohhh l.

      Hopefully that didnt offend no one. haha. bwhahaha.

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      sheenarobins 9 years ago from Cebu, Philippines

      I have not read it because I was absent most of the time. Life gets in the way of HP, sometimes. However, for this thought, I am with you. When we speak of literature, you tell a story and a story is about life. Perhaps, the person who flagged you is a self-righteous, too perfect for his/her own good. How can we appreciate literature if we never write what we saw or experienced?

    • MellasViews profile image

      MellasViews 9 years ago from Earth

      The funny thing about taking down a hub when flagged is that I flagged a known plageriser, who continues to plagerise... yet their hubs are still up, banking out? Weird how some sexy talk will get you pulled, but copying others work wont? weird n wild.

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      goldentoad 9 years ago from Free and running....

      it was a great piece too, people really missed the big picture on that one

    • MellasViews profile image

      MellasViews 9 years ago from Earth

      I just hate being pulled for something so stupid... so yeah maybe the diddle in her fiddle was a bit much... but it fit as it happened. I guess next time I shall sugar coat the truth, with fluffy pink words... yes. lol.

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      Cris A 9 years ago from Manila, Philippines

      when will all this stupidity end? or better yet, when will all the narrow minded prudes die?!?!

    • Pest profile image

      Pest 9 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

      Ummmm, yeah. I had a Hub pulled, but now the good people has made me see the err of my ways...Said it was raunchy. two weeks later i posted my pimply fat ass...that was okay.

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      Pam Roberson 9 years ago from Virginia

      Mellas, as you know I read that hub and commented on it, and it was a great story with a powerful message. In fact, it was one of those 'I can't stop reading' stories that I would have loved to read again. I'm shocked and saddened that it was flagged and taken down. Anyone reading it would appreciate the positive message you conveyed about where kids/teens can end up when they take the wrong path.

      I'm totally bummed for you. :(

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      Misha 9 years ago from DC Area

      LOL shit happens. It does not really depend on one particular person that flagged you, cause when flagged hub goes through manual review. So if it got removed, it broke the TOS.

      Whether we like it or not HP is a business that feeds several families, and they have bills to pay and kids to feed - they don't want to lose their revenue stream because of BigG deciding they published something inappropriate. Hence the censorship...

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      Merle Ann Johnson 9 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

      I read and commented on that "flagged" hub...I thought it was very good...too bad some people have such narrow minds for thinking...G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace


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