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Caveman Writing Deciphered! Amazing Summer Discoveries!
SUMMER SPELUNKING AND DISCOVERY OF NEW FRENCH CAVE WRITING! THEY WERE SMARTER THAN YOU THINK!
In the Summer, cave exploring becomes popular as a way to escape the heat.
With the discovery in France of many caves with cave art, recent Summer expeditions have found not only art, but deep in the recesses of the caves, they have found actual writing.
This writing has recently been deciphered and surprisingly, the discovery shows that these French cavemen were much more intellectual than you may have thought. These cavemen and cave-women have actually produced insight into the future of the human race and you will be surprised at what they found.
Please look at these photos; each has been deciphered. Have fun and be sure to let me know if you enjoyed your visit!
"Waiter, there are no hairs in my soup."
"Please help me remove the stalactite from my skull."
"Mother'/Sister's Day is May 8, 4556 BC."
CAVE "PERSON" TOYS ON AMAZON - Let's remember to be politically correct.
Big Foot is related to the Caveman? Wow, I had no idea.
These are fun little toys; until you step on one in your bare feet!
A complete collection! Take them to work and play behind your locked door! Just don't grunt loud enough for others to hear.
"Honey", it's your turn to walk the Raptor". I'd do that any day instead of cleaning up after him. He has pretty messy eating habits.
"Ouch, I stubbed my hairy toe again. "
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE CAVEMAN THEME MUSIC? - NOTHING LIKE PREHISTORIC SWING!
"I hope my son is successful and works for GEICO."
"Where's Fido? Don't tell me we ate him again."
"Quiet, I can smell him coming!"
"I'll take a size 18 hat please, my cranium is enlarged."
"Wife, my arms are tired of dragging you around all day."
"Sorry for the bumpy ride, my wheel is not yet finished."
MORE CAVEMAN-RELATED THEME MUSIC - ...AND A FUNNY VIDEO
"Those Neanderthals, will they ever pass the budget?"
"Sticks and Stones have broken my bones."
"Please help me remove the stalagmite from my butt."
"I will have some more chocolate chip cookies with ants, please."
"In Paris, armpit hair is totally in fashion this year."
CAVE WOMEN ON MARS? - No wonder we are beginning exploration there!
Well, I never knew. With the $Billions we spend on the space program, I always wondered if there was someone out there to rescue. Otherwise, why spend that cash? This is video proof. It is amazing how this was filmed using only a cheap Japanese film camera. This cameraman really knew what he was doing!! Gotta Love it!
"Cave Sweet Cave"
"Shall we cuddle by the fire? You make the Grog and I'll get two sticks to rub together."
"I like that scent on you, where did you roll?"
"Husband, I keep telling you that if you keep eating, you will grow out of your leopard hide."