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Caveman Writing Deciphered! Amazing Summer Discoveries!

Updated on January 11, 2014

SUMMER SPELUNKING AND DISCOVERY OF NEW FRENCH CAVE WRITING! THEY WERE SMARTER THAN YOU THINK!

In the Summer, cave exploring becomes popular as a way to escape the heat.

With the discovery in France of many caves with cave art, recent Summer expeditions have found not only art, but deep in the recesses of the caves, they have found actual writing.

This writing has recently been deciphered and surprisingly, the discovery shows that these French cavemen were much more intellectual than you may have thought. These cavemen and cave-women have actually produced insight into the future of the human race and you will be surprised at what they found.

Please look at these photos; each has been deciphered. Have fun and be sure to let me know if you enjoyed your visit!

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"Waiter, there are no hairs in my soup."

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"Please help me remove the stalactite from my skull."

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"Mother'/Sister's Day is May 8, 4556 BC."

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CAVE "PERSON" TOYS ON AMAZON - Let's remember to be politically correct.

Fisher-Price Imaginext Big Foot The Monster
Fisher-Price Imaginext Big Foot The Monster

Big Foot is related to the Caveman? Wow, I had no idea.

 
LEGO 8683 Minifigures Series 1 - Caveman
LEGO 8683 Minifigures Series 1 - Caveman

These are fun little toys; until you step on one in your bare feet!

 
Wild Republic Nature Tubes Ice Age
Wild Republic Nature Tubes Ice Age

A complete collection! Take them to work and play behind your locked door! Just don't grunt loud enough for others to hear.

 
Funko Wacky Wobbler Captain Caveman
Funko Wacky Wobbler Captain Caveman

A caveman that has had too much to drink! Much fun! Ha!

 
Cave-Woman April and her Radical Raptor
Cave-Woman April and her Radical Raptor

"Honey", it's your turn to walk the Raptor". I'd do that any day instead of cleaning up after him. He has pretty messy eating habits.

 

"Ouch, I stubbed my hairy toe again. "

Photo by tvyps - Author of this Website

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE CAVEMAN THEME MUSIC? - NOTHING LIKE PREHISTORIC SWING!

"I hope my son is successful and works for GEICO."

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"Where's Fido? Don't tell me we ate him again."

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"Quiet, I can smell him coming!"

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"I'll take a size 18 hat please, my cranium is enlarged."

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"Wife, my arms are tired of dragging you around all day."

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"Sorry for the bumpy ride, my wheel is not yet finished."

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MORE CAVEMAN-RELATED THEME MUSIC - ...AND A FUNNY VIDEO

"Those Neanderthals, will they ever pass the budget?"

Photo by tvyps - Author of this Website

"Sticks and Stones have broken my bones."

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"Please help me remove the stalagmite from my butt."

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"I will have some more chocolate chip cookies with ants, please."

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"In Paris, armpit hair is totally in fashion this year."

Photo by tvyps - Author of this Website

CAVE WOMEN ON MARS? - No wonder we are beginning exploration there!

Cave Women on Mars
Cave Women on Mars

Well, I never knew. With the $Billions we spend on the space program, I always wondered if there was someone out there to rescue. Otherwise, why spend that cash? This is video proof. It is amazing how this was filmed using only a cheap Japanese film camera. This cameraman really knew what he was doing!! Gotta Love it!

 

"Shall we cuddle by the fire? You make the Grog and I'll get two sticks to rub together."

Photo by tvyps - Author of this Website

"I like that scent on you, where did you roll?"

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"Husband, I keep telling you that if you keep eating, you will grow out of your leopard hide."

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OK, LET ME HAVE IT - Just don't hit me too hard with your club.

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      MariaMontgomery 5 years ago from Central Florida, USA

      A really funny lens. Well done.

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      Nancy Tate Hellams 5 years ago from Pendleton, SC

      Very clever!

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      UKGhostwriter 5 years ago

      Fantiastic

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      microfarmproject 5 years ago

      Hilarious! Thanks!

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      Michey LM 5 years ago

      Interesting. Did you noticed that the writing on the stones on caves are written with same characters... they attend the same school? LOl

      thanks for an amazing lens

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      siobhanryan 5 years ago

      Absolutely great -enjoyed immensely

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      Michelle 5 years ago from Central Ohio, USA

      Very funny stuff. Nice lens!

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      Rankography 5 years ago

      Very funny stuff.

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      jeffersonline 5 years ago

      A great fun lens - thanks for putting it together for us all!

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      Rose Jones 5 years ago

      Really fun lens - love the Caveman on Mars video.

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      jayceehaynes 5 years ago

      fun lens :)

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      bwet 5 years ago

      lol hilarious lens

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      trendydad 5 years ago

      this is a funny lens...i like it

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      ViJuvenate 5 years ago

      Creative idea. And funny! :o)

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      ismeedee 5 years ago

      Great fun! I was a little disappointed at first; I'd really hoped for some amazing discovery I'd not yet read about! But the laughs made up for it. I can even forgive the bad French! (we'll just imagine those cave people spoke that way, shall we?)

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      vBizeso 5 years ago

      Nice and funny lens...

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      getwellsoon 5 years ago

      Funny lens...I laughed with this one!

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      Fcuk Hub 5 years ago

      Funny! This lens made my day :D

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      allenwebstarme 5 years ago

      All GIFs running in middles is the best part to see, wonderfully presented lens. Love this lens.

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      MartieG aka 'survivoryea' 5 years ago from Jersey Shore

      Nicely done!! Enjoyed the interpretations! :>)

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      Ellen Gregory 5 years ago from Connecticut, USA

      So very cute... so many laughs. so original

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      SecondHandJoe LM 5 years ago

      I want a do-over on the quizzes. Lotta fun, I'll be back hoping for updates!!! Or maybe you could leave room after each picture for our subtitles!

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      hercolanium 5 years ago

      Funny :-D O.o

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      erydjava 5 years ago

      hahahaha....

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      erydjava 5 years ago

      hahahaha....

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      What a joy to return here for the smiles and I think you've added a bit more fun here...had to congratulate you on receiving front page honors!

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      miaponzo 5 years ago

      OMG... I thought this was serious.. then I realized... DUH! Blessed!

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      Lorelei Cohen 5 years ago from Canada

      Ha this was definitely not what I was expecting to find here today. I think that a lot of these little cave decipherings may be quite accurate. Now that is scary!

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      Anthony Altorenna 5 years ago from Connecticut

      This was lots of fun, and I failed the quizzes miserably!

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      anonymous 5 years ago

      very funny indeed! enjoyed my visit on your lens tonight, enjoyed your quiz questions too. you sure earned a 'thumbs up' from this avid reader.

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      Chazz 5 years ago from New York

      Enjoyed the chuckles.

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      Just hilarious! I loved the one hoping the son would be a success and work for Geico! Also enjoyed trying to translate from French before looking at the answer. Great lens!

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      KimGiancaterino 6 years ago

      Very fun ... and I got to practice my high school French too!

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      anonymous 6 years ago

      So, this was where all the laughter was coming from! You are NUTZ! Seriously, did you check the actual authenticity of cavemen drinking grog? Lol! You have created a great piece of entertainment here. (Thanks for the lensroll) All this looks very authentic, but of course, I'm no expert. Fun!