Duct Tape: Quotes, Videos and Photos

A friend will walk away if you get annoying, a best friend will tackle you to the ground and duct tape your mouth shut.

Duct tape. There is just something about it that captures the imagination.

It is tough, sticky, and available in many colors.

It has been known to solve many problems. It can fix anything.

...well, almost anything...

There is the issue of broken hearts, that seems even too tough for duct tape. But other than that, duct tape is one thing you can always count on! Keep a roll or two handy, and you are ready for any emergency, project or good time!

Duct tape is the same as Ranch dressing... You can use it for almost anything!

In the following article, I will show you a few of the ways duct tape is used.

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." --Carl Zwanzig

"One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop." -- G. Weilacher

"First law of the universe: You can never have too much duct tape"--Guardian of Space/Time, Marvel vs. DC #1

"There's a lot of things I don't believe in, but I do believe in duct tape"--Miles Straume, Lost

A few Famous People, with their Duct Tape

For the past seven years I have done nothing but travel around the world getting shot up, locked up, blown up... and all I have to show for it are a couple of empty rolls of duct tape. --MacGyver

His name is MacGyver. He can fix anything. He could fix a computer with a hairpin and a piece of duct tape.  --Pete

If I had some duct tape, I could fix that.  --MacGyver

"We hold these two pieces together using the handy mans secret weapon, Duct Tape."

"Spare the Duct Tape, Spoil the job."

Below, I will allow Red Green to demonstrate some of the fabulous projects that can be done with duct tape. Because, remember, "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

Ivorwen, 2011.

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