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Joke ------> With Dad at the Mall!!!

  1. Sprinkler Man profile image62
    Sprinkler Manposted 9 years ago


    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

    When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

    And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

  2. Misha profile image77
    Mishaposted 9 years ago

    nice one big_smile

  3. RFox profile image73
    RFoxposted 9 years ago


    Too funny!

  4. Soya profile image53
    Soyaposted 9 years ago

    very funny smile