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Man-Tastic Humor

Updated on August 30, 2017

Definition of Man-Tastic

man-tas-tic

-adjective

1. "That bad-fanny masculine feeling you get after completing some macho feat."

2. "Used as a description of all things exceptionally manly"

Examples:

"That dude has a twelve foot television, a 10 car garage, and a zip line in his house - that's one man-tastic pad!"

"I felt pretty man-tastic after downing a 2 liter of coke and 4 whole pizzas"

"Saving those three Ethiopian kids from that huge bear was a pretty man-tastic feat! I love you man."

"Chuck Norris is Man-Tastic"

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Manly Things - Every Dude Should Know How To Do

1. Change a car tire

2. Build a campfire

3. Pitch a tent (a proper one fellas, watching porn does NOT count)

4. Fire a gun with moderate accuracy

5. Down a pint of beer in one gulp

6. Sharpen a knife

7. Train a dog

8. Powerslide a car round a corner

9. Paint a room

10. Mix concrete

11. Cut down a tree

12. Fix faulty wiring and light fittings

13. Change car oil and filter

14. Paddle a canoe

15. Set up an XBox on a HDTV

16. Steal your neighbours cable and/or WIFI connection

17. Read a map WITHOUT using a SatNav

18. Throw a mean left/right hook

19. Take a mean left/right hook

20. Cook a meal that isn't beans on toast

21. Climb a mountain

22. Fillet a fish

23. Survive a shopping trip with your wife/girlfriend

24. Complete an army assault course

25. Survive on a desert island (Wilson volleyball is optional)

26. Go hiking for the weekend

27. Hold your own in a boxing ring

28. Survive a bear attack

29. Be able to bend it like Beckham

30. Fix a leaking pipe

31. Host a successful BBQ

32. Win a steak eating contest

33. Bet (and win) on a horse/dog race

34. Beat (at least) one of your friends at arm wrestling

35. Hit the bell on the strength contest at the local carnival (you know, the one where you have to swing the hammer)

36. Work out to get functional strength - not to look good!

37. Put out a fire

38. Go fishing with the fellas and actually catch something

39. Read a book - anything by Andy McNab is acceptable

40. Put up a shelf/bookshelf

41. Demonstrate nunchuck skills

42. Tie a Windsor knot

43. Install hardware/software onto your PC or Mac

44. Tarmac a driveway

45. Dance while holding a pint of beer (and not spilling the beer)

46. Walk home drunk from the pub/club without falling over

47. Survive being interrogated

48. Act like a gentleman around women

49. Win at least one drinking game against your mates

50. Drive really fast but never get caught by a camera or radar gun

51. Never get lost while driving and NEVER ask for directions

52. Listen to your wife/girlfriend while watching the football

53. Remember your wife/girlfriends birthday and/or anniversary

54. Look at hot women without being caught by your significant other

55. Dress well when you need to and slob it up when you don't

56. Keep a covert porn stash where it can never be found (except by you)

57. Start a fire using nothing but two sticks and your ingenuity

58. Win at least one hand of poker against your friends

59. Fix a wobbly table without making the legs 6 inches shorter

60. Hussle somebody at a game of pool

61. Understand how to play and win on fruit machines

62. Make idle conversation with a hot blonde in a bar

63. Command a covert team of Special Forces soldiers in a paintball game

64. Open a stiff jar lid without blowing a blood vessel

65. Flare bottles and glasses like Tom Cruise in Cocktail

66. Carry a keg of beer to a party without dropping it

67. Pretend to like your wife/girlfriends friends

68. Thrash a few geeks on Call of Duty 4 on XBox Live

69. Know never to wear socks with sandals. Ever

70. Chop logs with an axe for firewood

71. Score at least 100 in a game of darts

72. Become a Centurion

73. Shave like your grandpa

74. NEVER forget Valentine's Day

75. Save a child from being hit by a speeding car

Today Is The Day

Go out and do something Mantastic!

Man-Laws

Latest from the unofficial International Council of Man Laws

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2. No man shall be required to purchase a present for another man on his birthday. In fact, remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.

3. Strongest bladder determines which pit stops you make, NOT the weakest.

4. You may ask the score of a game in progress, NOT who is playing.

5. You shall not date your buddy's sister

6. No Speedos... Ever

7. When slapping another man in the butt, YOU MUST say "good game" otherwise you are officially gay.

8. Never talk to the man in the stall next to you.

9. Never buy a car in the colors: pink, lime green, orange, purple, or sky blue.

10. There is no reason for a man to watch Ice Skating or Men's gymnastics. Ever.

11. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.

Meet The Most Interesting Man In the World!

One Man-Tastic Studd

It has been said he found the fountain of youth, but didn't drink - because he wasn't thirsty.

Police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.

The last time he shaved, he donated three double-king sized comforters to a local orphanage.

His blood smells like cologne.

He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetized it.

If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away in a slight, but measurable way.

He is the life of parties he has never attended

If he were to punch you in the face, you'd have to fight off the urge to thank him.

Sharks Have a week dedicated to him.

Mantastic Priorities

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Hello Ladies! Old Spice Man is Here!

Not Feeling So Man-Tastic? - Just remember - It could always be worse!

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Bad Day At Work!Hate it when that happens!When you're having a bad day, some times is nice to think... Well, at least there isn't a monster snake biting me in the face...
Bad Day At Work!
Bad Day At Work!
Hate it when that happens!
Hate it when that happens!
When you're having a bad day, some times is nice to think... Well, at least there isn't a monster snake biting me in the face...
When you're having a bad day, some times is nice to think... Well, at least there isn't a monster snake biting me in the face...

Mantastic Things online

Tell us what you think we should add to the list!

sweet site for fun date ideas. It seriously rocks. Check it out!!

Mantastic Snack Food Company -- Sunflower Seed Company - beerbaked seeds - spicy nacho etc... --> sunflower seeds

Have Something Man-Tastic to tell us?

Submit your Mantastic Stuff by email to: themantasticman@gmail.com

Please Notice:

The content on this web-page, if not our own original content, was submitted by our viewers - If you would like us to remove (or give proper credit) for any Item on our site please feel free to contact us at themantasticman@gmail.com - We are more than happy to do so!

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    • WayneDave LM profile image

      WayneDave LM 

      6 years ago

      Great lens. Lots of fun. Must of taken some work though! Thanks for sharing.

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      jthomasg07 

      7 years ago

      I am feeling awful Man-Tastic now!! Haha. Great Lens.

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      boonthomps 

      7 years ago

      This Is a great lens! Very nicely done Man-Tastic

    • teemu profile image

      teemu 

      7 years ago

      Great Lens! nice job ManTastic

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