ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

The Rapping Flight Attendant and More Fun with Airlines

Updated on August 24, 2017

David Holmes: The Rapping Flight Attendant

I first saw a news report on David Holmes on CW-WHAM TV here in Rochester, New York. I was thrilled that a very serious business of airline travel allowed a flight attendant to think outside the box to convey a very informative, important, and often maligned, pre-flight safety announcement in a highly effective and original way.

David Holmes, 40, has and been employed as a flight attendant at Southwest Airlines since 2005. Tired of reciting the usual boring safety announcement, he decided to spice it up. The result got me to start thinking...

As usual an original take-off of the monotonous gets my funny-bone to start aching for more, so I had to find other alternatives to the commonplace airline practices.

I hope you enjoy this twisted tribute to the airline industry that my mind can't help but wander into...

Having Fun at Work

Credit: http://www.theage.com.au

An American flight attendant has developed a novel way of ensuring passengers pay attention during the pre-flight safety announcement - he delivers it as a rap.

Forty-year-old David Holmes, a flight attendant for US airline Southwest, has become an internet celebrity since passengers began posting videos of his cabin announcements three months ago.

"Before we leave/ our advice is/ put away electronic devices/ fasten your seatbelt/ then put your trays up/ press the button and make the seat-back raise up," Holmes raps, encouraging the passengers to stomp and clap to give him an accompanying beat.

Holmes, a former personal trainer, has been working for Southwest since 2005 and said he initially did the rap because he was in a good mood and wanted to have some fun at work.

Afterwards, he told CNN, some passengers said his delivery made them listen to pre-flight announcements for the first time.

Despite his apparent rapping skills, Holmes is no freestyler - in an interview with the Wall Street Journal he said his lyrics are carefully written out in advance, often while enduring long waits in airport terminals.

While Holmes doesn't always do the rap (it depends on the vibe he gets from the passengers) he normally does it whenever flying back into his home town of Las Vegas.

Southwest Airlines Superstar Flight Attendant Performing Live on Leno!

http://www.blogsouthwest.com/trackback/2147

Tue, 04/28/2009 - 08:49 - Lindsey Reynolds

You've seen him on YouTube, you've twittered about him all month, you've shared his video with all your friends-heck, even Oprah talked about him on her "Live Friday" show last week! Now's your chance to catch David Holmes, Southwest's own "Rapping Flight Attendant", perform on NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on April 28th at 10:35 CST. Our own Christi Day will be tweeting live from the performance, so be sure to follow @SouthwestAir throughout the day for constant updates. David, we wish you the best of luck, and lots of LUV!

Safety Demonstraction Requirements by the International Civil Aviation Organization

International Civil Aviation Organization

Important, but as dry and boring as can be...

A safety demonstration typically covers all these aspects, not necessarily in this order:

* a reminder to review the aircraft safety card

* the use of the seat belt

* the requirement that passengers must comply with lighted signs, posted placards, and crew members instructions (Generally only included in safety demonstrations on US and New Zealand carriers as the FAA (US) and CAA (NZ) require it to be stated)

* the location and use of the emergency exits, evacuation slides and emergency floor lighting

* the use of the oxygen mask

* the location and use of the life vests, life rafts and flotation devices (not typically included if the flight does not overfly or fly near vast masses of water)

* the brace position (not typically included on U.S. nor EU flights)

* the use of passenger seat cushions as flotation devices (typically only included on aircraft that do not provide life vests)

* generally, a reminder not to smoke on board, including the toilets

* reminder not to tamper with or disable lavatory smoke detectors

* the precautions to take before take-off and landing:

o to stow luggage under a seat or in an overhead compartment

o to return folding trays and seat backs to the upright position

o to turn off most electronic devices (laptops, mobile phones, etc.)

Credit: Wikipedia

The Rap!

More Flights of Fancy

Videos and Pictures

The following either tickled my Funny-Bone or were selected for originality

WE don't charge you for... - SouthWest Airlines Commercial

We charge for EVERYTHING - MadTV

What's with the New Uniforms? - Air New Zealand

Flight Attendant's Bad Day

Gate Agent at the Check-in Desk - MadTV-style

Southwest Airlines does Country

Vote your Choice: How should Pre-flight Instructions be delivered?

Which tact do you think is more Appropriate?

SoyCandleLover-Maker (SoyCandleLover) on Twitter.

Squidoo Giant RocketMom writer living just south of Rochester, NY. Loves living Green, Gardening, 80s, Movies, Reading, Music, Twilight, Glee, Quizzes & Polls.

Add this New Twitter Module to your lens

Did you enjoy your flight? - Please let us know how we can improve your time with us.

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    • spunkyduckling profile image

      spunkyduckling 8 years ago

      This lens was fun. Cool topic. Enjoyed the videos. Thanks.

    • SoyCandleLover profile image
      Author

      BW Duerr 8 years ago from Henrietta, New York

      [in reply to kiwisoutback] Yes, I enjoy it every time I see it. :D Thanks for stopping by.

    • Kiwisoutback profile image

      Kiwisoutback 8 years ago from Massachusetts

      Nice work! I remember hearing about this guy on the news.

    • SoyCandleLover profile image
      Author

      BW Duerr 8 years ago from Henrietta, New York

      [in reply to Treasures-By-Brenda] Thank so much! I am deeply honored by your blessing. :D

    • SoyCandleLover profile image
      Author

      BW Duerr 8 years ago from Henrietta, New York

      [in reply to sandyspider] Thanks so much. Have a safe flight. I hope your flight attendants are wearing proper uniforms, and in a good mood, too. :D

    • SoyCandleLover profile image
      Author

      BW Duerr 8 years ago from Henrietta, New York

      [in reply to GrowWear] Thanks so much. Mondays need a laugh, don't they. :D

    • TreasuresBrenda profile image

      Treasures By Brenda 8 years ago from Canada

      Well done & blessed.

    • SandyMertens profile image

      Sandy Mertens 8 years ago from Frozen Tundra

      This is funny! I plan on being up in the air tomorrow. I hope I won't need to where a hospital gown to go through the check point.

    • profile image

      GrowWear 8 years ago

      Nice laughs for a Monday morning. :)

    • SoyCandleLover profile image
      Author

      BW Duerr 8 years ago from Henrietta, New York

      [in reply to JustBon-Crochet-Designs] I'm so glad you enjoyed. Thanks so much for the honor of your blessing. :D

    • mysticmama lm profile image

      Bambi Watson 8 years ago

      Fun lens!

    • Rich-H profile image

      Rich 8 years ago from Surrey, United Kingdom

      I remember seeing this video some time ago and it was great to be reminded of it again. Enjoyed the other videos and cartoons too! Squid Angel Blessed.

    • SoyCandleLover profile image
      Author

      BW Duerr 8 years ago from Henrietta, New York

      [in reply to j_barnhart4] Thanks so much for your visit and blessing! I can't wait to see how the competitive airlines will top this... :D

    • profile image

      jbarnhart41 8 years ago

      I love that video. I haven't flown in years but I would only hope to be on a flight that has such a fun staff. Very creative lens...Blessed :)

    • SoyCandleLover profile image
      Author

      BW Duerr 8 years ago from Henrietta, New York

      [in reply to KimGiancaterino] Hhhm, I wonder if bookings increase on his flights? :D Thanks so much for your blessing!

    • KimGiancaterino profile image

      KimGiancaterino 8 years ago

      I almost always fly Southwest, and will have to be on the lookout for David. Squid Angel Blessed.

    • SoyCandleLover profile image
      Author

      BW Duerr 8 years ago from Henrietta, New York

      [in reply to aj2008] Thanks so much! I thought it was funny that you had visited and blessed even before it was out of WIP on my profile dashboard! :D

    • profile image

      anonymous 8 years ago

      That rapping flight attendant is brilliant - but over here one of our domestic airlines Ryan Air would probably charge for that performance - ha ha.SquidAngel Blessings for you!

    working

    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: "https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr"

    Show Details
    Necessary
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Features
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Marketing
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Statistics
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)