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Top Ten Funny Bill Gates Quotes

Updated on June 11, 2013

Bill gates Quotes

My top ten bill gates quotes

even the rich an famous talk b/s**t sometimes

1) Hey, I never told anyone to buy my stock! Besides, no one is less happy than I am with the performance of Microsoft stock! I've lost tens of billions of dollars this year-if you check, you'll see that that's more than most people make in a lifetime.

2)I have 100 billion dollars... You realize I could spend 3 million dollars a day, every day, for the next 100 years? And that's if I don't make another dime. Tell you what-I'll buy your right arm for a million dollars. I give you a million bucks, and I get to sever your arm right here.

3)I have drifted away from thinking about these philanthropic things. And it was only as the wealth got large enough and Melinda and I had talked about the view that that wealth wasn't something that would be good to just pass to the children.

4)Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.

5)Microsoft is not about greed. It's about innovation and fairness.

6)Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.

7)The first rule of any technology used in a business is that automation applied to an efficient operation will magnify the efficiency. The second is that automation applied to an inefficient operation will magnify the inefficiency.

8)The U.S. couldn't even get rid of Saddam Hussein. And we all know that the EU is just a passing fad. They'll be killing each other again in less than a year. I'm sick to death of all these fascist lawsuits.

9)Windows 2000 already contains features such as the human discipline component, where the PC can send an electric shock through the keyboard if the human does something that does not please Windows.

10)You see, antiquated ideas of kindness and generosity are simply bugs that must be programmed out of our world. And these cold, unfeeling machines will show us the way.

have fun.....jimmy

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      azad 

      6 years ago

      U helped me a lot

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      Ahsan khan khan 

      6 years ago

      sir u r great personality of us

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      sidra khan 

      6 years ago

      i want 2 bcom like b.g

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      anagha 

      6 years ago

      cool it really helped me

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      Tirthak shah 

      6 years ago

      great boss

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      Ssewagudde 

      6 years ago

      Interesting quotes!

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      gagan luthra 

      6 years ago

      i realy use ull tipes for me

      thnx

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      cathylynn99 

      7 years ago from northeastern US

      some of these things must have been said tongue in cheek. hundreds of libraries across the country have computers that were donated by bill and melinda for free public use.

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      no-one 

      9 years ago

      "I give you a million bucks, and I get to sever your arm right here." LOL ^^

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      she said 

      11 years ago

      bow wow is like chris brown and usher but he is still cute right them bithes that like bow wow???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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      goodachiever 

      11 years ago

      Bill doesn't understand the meaning of poor. hes a tupea wearing old guy.

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      James Paterson 

      11 years ago from Scotland

      thanks cornelus ,the guy don't seem to have any perception of what money means to people other than himself...jimmy

    • Cornelus Postell profile image

      Cornelus Postell 

      11 years ago from Augusta

      What an oye-opener! It makes one take a second look at a guy who made millions yet is still not fully in touch with the world.

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      Woemwood 

      11 years ago from Melbourne Australia

      Jimmy you said it!

      I wonder how all this will end?

      You certainly put your finger on his jugular vein. Harry

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      James Paterson 

      11 years ago from Scotland

      thanks wajay...jimmy

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      wajay_47 

      11 years ago

      The moral of #9 is never soak your tired feet while operating your computer! Good hub, as usual, Jimmy!

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      James Paterson 

      11 years ago from Scotland

      lol...jimmy

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      IĆ°unn 

      11 years ago

      you have to already know what I think about him. I have an anecdote too, but if I tell it, maybe his nephew will pop up and want to break my leg. lol :D

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