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Uncle Larry Shoots An Arrow 1 Through 5

Updated on October 29, 2011

Uncle Larry shoots an arrow 1-5 - By Pat Gillem

Uncle Larry shot an arrow into the air, at about half past noon,
it went so high, it touched the sky, and deflated the man in the moon.

Uncle Larry shot an arrow into the air , at about quarter to three,
it flew across the ocean, and spilled an English man's tea.

Uncle Larry shot an arrow into the air, to see where it would go,
during the flight it went out of sight, and they found it in Mexico.

Uncle Larry shot an arrow into the air, to see where it would land,
it flew across North Africa, and landed in Arab sand.

Uncle Larry shot an arrow, right into the wind,
it turned around, above the ground, and hit him in the shin.

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi SilentReed- Wow, that must have hurt! Thanks for stopping by.

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi SilentReed- Wow, that must have hurt! Thanks for stopping by.

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      SilentReed 5 years ago from Philippines

      In my youth I had an uncle,

      a cranky old hoot NOT named Larry

      Playing cowboys and Indians,

      I shot an arrow into his butt :)

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      PADDYBOY60 5 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hello Ivorwen

      Thank you so much. I do my best to entertain. These things just pop into my brain. I don't know where they come from.

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      Ivorwen 5 years ago from Hither and Yonder

      These are funny! Thanks for sharing them. :)

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      Ivorwen 5 years ago from Hither and Yonder

      These are funny! Thanks for sharing them. :)