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Wacky Christmas Songs

Updated on October 15, 2014

Welcome to my Holiday Gift Guide on Wacky Christmas Songs

Humorous Christmas songs are fun to listen to and sing around the holiday. So many beautiful Christmas carols, like "O' Holy Night", "Silent Night" and "Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful" are sung around this holiday season. But sometimes we all could use a good laugh.

Wacky, wicked, satire songs about Grandma getting ran over by a reindeer or several different takes on the "Twelve Days of Christmas."

Not all of these songs are suited for children. And personally, I would not like Grandma ran over. Either way, it is good to share a laugh around this joyous season.

Wacky Christmas Audio CD - Various Artists

Wacky Christmas
Wacky Christmas

Track Listings

1. Twelve Days Of Christmas / Bob & Doug Mckenzie

2. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer / Elmo & Patsy

3. Deck The Halls / Hampton The Hampster

4. Jingle Balls / The Singing Dogs

5. You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch / The Marty Gold Children's Chorus

6. Nuttin' For Christmas / Stan Freberg

7. Santa Claus Is Watching You / Ray Stevens

8. Zat You Santa / Buster Poindexter & His Banshees Of Blue

9. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Tiny Tim

10. Reggae Christmas Eve In Transylvania / Count Floyd

11. Jingle Cat Medley / The Jingle Cats

12. The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas / Allan Sherman


Christmas Classics: Redneck Style Audio CD - Various Artist

Christmas Classics: Redneck Style
Christmas Classics: Redneck Style

Listen to Samples on Amazon. Just click on the links when going to this music CD.

1. Redneck 12 Days of Christmas

2. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

3. Chasin' That Neon Reindeer

4. Boogie Woogie Santa Claus

5. Leroy the Redneck Reindeer

6. Nuttin' for Christmas

7. Santa Got Lost in Texas

8. Santa's Gonna Come in a Pickup Truck

9. You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch

10. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth


Redneck Christmas Audio CD - Various Artists

Redneck Christmas
Redneck Christmas

Listen before you buy. Visit this CD music site now and click on the various songs below for a sample of their funny music.

1. Santa Looked A Lot Like Daddy -- Buck Owens

2. All I Want For Christmas Is My Upper Plate -- Homer And Jethro

3. A New Baby For Christmas -- George Jones

4. Truckin' Trees For Christmas -- Red Simpson

5. Santa's Big Parade -- The Louvin Brothers

6. Christmas Time -- John Anderson

7. Santa Claus Is Comin' (In A Boogie Woogie Choo Choo Train) -- The Tractors

8. Christmas Time Down South -- Charlie Daniels

9. Leroy The Redneck Reindeer -- Joe Diffie

10. XMas In Jail -- Asleep At The Wheel

11. You Can Call Me Nick -- Dale Watson

12. Christmas Just Ain't Christmas Without You -- Travis Tritt

13. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer -- Elmo & Patsy

14. Santa Can't Stay -- Dwight Yoakam


Completely Cracked Christmas Audio CD - by Dave Rudolf

A very funny Christmas parody and original Christmas tunes from Dave Rudolf. Songs were featured on Dr Demento and other radio shows.

Completely Cracked Christmas
Completely Cracked Christmas

rack Listings

1. Fruitcakes For Christmas (Silver Bells)

2. Folly, Old St. Nicholas

3. What Present's This - Megan McDonough

4. Do You Fear What I Fear

5. Oh Tom Got Bombed (Oh Tanenbaum)

6. Mark And Harold (Hark The Herald)

7. Candy Cane Twist

8. The Little Drummer Boy

9. Oh Come, Oh Come, I Read The Manual

10. Santa Got Stuck In The Chimney Flue

11. Shovel Snow, Shovel Snow - Megan McDonough

12. Santa Claus Was Running Through Town

13. The First Bowl Game

14. Wonder Why I'm In a Winterland

15. Santa's Got A Zoot Suit


Christmas Songs That Tickle Your Funny Bone CD - by The Golden Singers

Christmas Songs That Tickle Your Funny Bone
Christmas Songs That Tickle Your Funny Bone

Here is a list of these funny songs.

1. Santa's Coming Down The Chimney

2. Oh, Give Me A Bike

3. The Jolly Gent Who Jingles

4. Did You Ever See A Snowflake?

5. Ride Of The One-horse Open Sleigh

6. A Doodle-oodle Christmas Song

7. First Skater's Waltz

8. We Just Had A Party And Gee It Was Great!

9. Seven Days To Vacation/yule-a, Yule-a

10. You Take The High Branch And I'll Take The Low Branch

11. Ho-ho-ho, Hee-hee-hee

12. The First Snowball Of The Season

13. Turkey Dinner, Turkey Dinner

14. Christmas Candles

15. Giddyap, Santa!

16. Ring Out The Old Year, Ring In The New


The Twelve Pains of Christmas - One of my favorite songs

Twisted Christmas Audio CD - by Bob Rivers

Twisted Christmas
Twisted Christmas

Songs Include :

1. The 12 Pains Of Christmas

2. The Chimney Song

3. We Wish You Weren't Living With Us

4. Wreck The Malls / A Visit From St. Nicholson

5. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead Heads

6. I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa - When I Get Out On Parole

7. The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen

8. Foreigners

9. Joy To The World

10. A Message From The King


Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire Audio CD - by Bob Rivers

Chipmunks Roasting on An Open Fire
Chipmunks Roasting on An Open Fire

Songs are available as individual MP3s or the entire Album on a CD. Listen to samples before you buy.

1. The Twisted Chipmunk Song

2. Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire

3. The Angel

4. Who Put The Stump

5. Decorations

6. Carol Of The Bartenders

7. Christmas Party Song

8. Christmas Money (That's What I Want)

9. Pokemon

10. Goin' Up To Bethlehem

11. Homeless On the Holidays

12. He's So Jolly

13. Flu Ride

14. Santa Clause Is Foolin' Around

15. Stumpmaster Remix


Holidays in Dementia Audio CD - Various Artists

Holidays in Dementia
Holidays in Dementia

Try the music sampler of these songs before you buy.

1. Twelve Pains of Christmas

2. It's So Chic to Be Pregnant at Christmas

3. Gridlock Christmas

4. It's Christmas and I Wonder Where I Am

5. Santa Claus Is Watching You

6. Santa's Lament

7. Rusty Chevrolet

8. Christmas Is Coming Twice This Year

9. Christmas Wrapping

10. Santa Claus Is Coming to Town [Live]

11. A Terrorist Christmas

12. Stop the Cavalry

13. The Pretty Littles Dolly [Live]

14. Hanukkah Rocks

15. Hanukkah Homeboy

16. Happy New Year

17. New Year's Resolutions


I Am Santa Claus Audio CD - by Bob Rivers

I Am Santa Claus
I Am Santa Claus

Looking for irreverence in your holiday nut mix? Bob Rivers does such a great job of social, political, and seasonal satire under the guise of many a familiar holiday tune that he's lucky he hasn't been run over by a reindeer. Rivers apes all the department-store Santas (sung to the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus") with "There's Another Santa Claus," lambastes "Teddy Kennedy the Red-Nosed Senator," and sends up Marlon Brando's Godfather in the inspired "A Letter to Santa," which warns of Santa's movement into mob territory. There are a few clunkers among the moving and snoozing targets, but Rivers nearly always elicits a chuckle. The biggest yuks, though, come on the title track as he reaches back to Black Sabbath's "I Am Ironman" classic to turn dear old Santa into a heavy-metal monster. Call it "Headnog"--and get it for the unholy rollers on your list. --Martin Keller


Christmas With the Chipmunks Audio CD - For All Ages

Christmas With the Chipmunks
Christmas With the Chipmunks

Buy it as a CD or download individual MP3s. Listen to the samples before you buy.

1. Here Comes Santa Claus (Right Down Santa Claus Lane)Alvin And The Chipmunks

2. The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)Alvin And The Chipmunks

3. Jingle BellsThe Chipmunks With David Seville

4. It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like ChristmasAlvin And The Chipmunks

5.. Rudolph, The Red-Nosed ReindeerAlvin And The Chipmunks

6. Up On The House-TopAlvin And The Chipmunks

7. We Wish You A Merry ChristmasThe Chipmunks With David Seville

8. Silver BellsAlvin And The Chipmunks 2

9. Over The River And Through The WoodsThe Chipmunks With David Seville

10. All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth)Alvin And The Chipmunks

11. Frosty The SnowmanAlvin And The Chipmunks

12. The Twelve Days Of ChristmasThe Chipmunks With David Seville

13. Santa Claus Is Comin' To TownAlvin And The Chipmunks

14. Have Yourself A Merry Little ChristmasThe Chipmunks With David Seville

15. Deck The HallsThe Chipmunks With David Seville

16. White Christmas


Wacky Christmas Cards - What would you do if Santa got ran over by a short bus or only delivered locally?


Funny Cards About Santa Claus

Santa Got Ran Over By a Short Bus

Is Santa Driving to Your Town Card

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    • SandyMertens profile imageAUTHOR

      Sandy Mertens 

      4 years ago from Frozen Tundra

      CherylsArt It is fun to have the wacky Christmas songs in the house.

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      Cheryl Paton 

      4 years ago from West Virginia

      Sounds like some fun and interesting songs! : )

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      Sandy Mertens 

      8 years ago from Frozen Tundra

      @Missmerfaery444: Wow! Thanks so much!

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      8 years ago

      Great fun! And Squidoo just informed me that I gave you my 900th SquidLike! :)

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      Virginia Allain 

      8 years ago from Central Florida

      There's a new version of "All I want for Christmas is my 2 front teeth." It is totally obnoxious. I always enjoy "Grandma got run over by a reindeer."

      Lensrolled to my Funny Australian Songs which has a page of Aussie Christmas tunes.

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      Michey LM 

      8 years ago

      Enjoy the songs and your humor on presentation. Blessings

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      8 years ago

      I enjoyed the video and I also love "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer".

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      8 years ago

      I enjoyed listening to the video.

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      8 years ago

      Great, Thanks a lot - Now I have - The Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer Song - running thru my head and it won't stop -- AAAHHHHHH Help Me !!!!! LOL

      Cute Lens, Guy

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      capriliz lm 

      8 years ago

      These are great, Sandy! I love the Wacky Christmas songs. We always have fun listening to the silly songs.

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      Cynthia Sylvestermouse 

      8 years ago from United States

      These songs are fun! You know I love the Chipmunks. LOL

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      Cynthia Davis 

      8 years ago from Pittsburgh

      These wacky Christmas songs sound like a terrific way to add some humor to the holidays. I've always like Alvin and the Chipmunks. Thanks, Sandy. Happy Holidays.

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      8 years ago

      Redneck style wacky Christmas songs cracks me up!

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      8 years ago

      One of my all time favorite funny Christmas songs is "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer." It never fails to crack me up. Great job on these wacky songs~fabulous!

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      8 years ago

      This was way too much fun! I just loved that video!

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      Senora M 

      8 years ago

      Gosh...some of those sound pretty funny! Great lens! Saw you in the RM forum. Have a Merry Christmas!

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      8 years ago

      LOL, lots of fun:-))

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      8 years ago from Yorkshire, England

      you're so right Sandy - it is good to laugh - thanks for sharing these - personally I love the Chipmunks.

    • MargoPArrowsmith profile image


      8 years ago

      I am a big Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer fan. I need to hear it every year!


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