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5 Funny Reasons Babies Excrete

Updated on May 21, 2014
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Babies are very sensitive, considerate, logical and demanding group of human beings. I am pretty sure you are already smiling at some of these descriptions. They just come into the world with nothing and they are boss of the household for the next couple of years they remain suckling the. breast. Ok. Get mad with them. Damn. But poor things. They also bring wealth of joy to the parents. They are the best teachers for inexperienced mothers and fathers. They are the perfect play mates for the older siblings. They are the annoying brats next door. Smile if you want to but they are.

Above all they are the funny creatures that brings smile to our faces when we need those smiles the most during the economic crisis. How amazing these little creatures make our world a happy, annoying and funny world.

I have been watching closely my big brothers little prince. I don’t know why I do but I guess I am just trying to learn something today for future reference. Funny uh? Watch how often the babies excrete? Oh by the way, these are five funny reasons why babies excrete.

This article is purposely to put a smile on your face. Take a break my friend. Life is not all hard work and hubbing 24/7. I wanted to make myself smile so I wrote this hub and I hope it will bring smile to your face. Enjoy.

1. Reason Number 1: Recycling

When they eat, they have the mind that what is in their body has to be removed before the new one is taken in. In a way, they know their metabolic processes well before they are born. They funny thing is that, they keep drinking breast milk like no man’s business. Poor man. She gets thinner and the baby gets thicker with every drop of milk all in the view of removing the old and replacing new. The so call recycling process.

2. To grow tall

Some think, the more they excrete, the force they exert to push out the shit helps them extend and grow tall. This is very funny. They are right maybe in some ways we don’t know; even the biological sciences are yet to prove this case. Some may regard this as nutcase but the babies believe it so much that it makes them grow.

3. To show off their muscles

These strange creatures are full of pride. They never stop trying to impress the adults with all they do. You see, babies can’t walk to the gym. They can’t go to the football field or basketball court. They know they have some good muscle mass there but where will they showcase those muscles? Wait! These creatures aren’t just logical. They are genius.

What a better way to show their muscles when contracting those muscles to push the shit out. Yes. We contract muscles to push the shit out. Babies know it well even before they go to school to learn about human body. They are genius.

4. Annoy the mum

Seriously these guys are great attention seekers. They know that if they just cry, mum might just take a little bit time to attend to them. Bingo! So he thinks out loudly “If I shit, mum will come rushing to me in slit seconds”. And you know what; everyone in the house wouldn’t enjoy the fragrance of my shit.

Mama if you just don’t attend to me, I’m gonna annoy you. So there he goes. Praaaak. That’s it. Bumbum gets soaked and a nasty smell comes out. He has achieved his goal. Mum dashes over to him.

5. Force mum to clean the house

Ok. Some mum love can be lazy enough. They don’t care to keep the house clean and in order. Before everyone in the house says something and gets scolded, the little genius has a bright idea. If he can shit and crawl over from one end of the room to the other, mum might as well get a good clean up in the house going. You see how considerate he is.

She he goes, praaaaak and starts crawling from one end to the other, touching everything within his reach. He has painted the wall and the floor. He has achieved his goal. So the mum has to clean the house. Everyone in the house should thank them.

That’s all and I will keep studying the little guy for more funny reasons. I am sure I will find some more reasons.

Hope you had fun reading the article…..


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    • BrokenDreamer profile image

      Jen Christopherson 5 years ago from Oklahoma, USA

      Now that is some funny stuff right there! lol

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      Grace Marguerite Williams 5 years ago from the Greatest City In The World-New York City, New York

      This sooo cute!