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I know a bad man who watches over a boy, what should I do?

Updated on March 30, 2013

Please do not take my word for it!

These lunatics are a product of his guidance. How disgusting. And they send this to him and he posts it!!! And this is breakfast time.
These lunatics are a product of his guidance. How disgusting. And they send this to him and he posts it!!! And this is breakfast time. | Source

Safety of children first!

This man is too old to be around children. This man is a bear of a man. This man is so crazy he will just sit with his roses for hours. This man is nuts enough to have four children. This man goes pee pee outside. This man did not wear shoes until nearly five years old. This man can catch fish with his bare hands. This man states that "the only clean face is a smiling face". This man thinks bathes are for fun not cleaning. And this man crawls around the house like a pony.

Oh my this is an example of his latest projects

He taught this child "ok son, tell your momma that you ate all the oreos -- here is quarter"
He taught this child "ok son, tell your momma that you ate all the oreos -- here is quarter" | Source

These children must be rescued!

I heard tell this man teaches youth about spirituality and even some religion. One of his children is a musician and another a politician -- Oh my, how do we stop him?!

It is known he fed his children from street carts down Mexico way and made them all learn foreign languages. He caused all the older children to ride waves in the ocean with sharks. And then he taught his poor charges to ski. These next two photos may just be to graphic so use caution.

Making a child stand in mud with toys and filthy clothes in the sun!

Please send money for this poor child.
Please send money for this poor child. | Source
Please stop the mayhem, next he will track that into the home!! Oh my.
Please stop the mayhem, next he will track that into the home!! Oh my. | Source

Children have a right to a nice safe environment without crazy dads and lunatic mud puddles.

Please find it in your heart to help this child, rescue him. He is destined to learn fun and dirt and carefree and maybe even naked and shoeless. Help us he just kissed a ladybug and is singing Amen.

Please save this child!!

Happiness is not a mat that sits on your doorway it is a contagious disease
Happiness is not a mat that sits on your doorway it is a contagious disease | Source

I am sorry, this just in -- it may be too late.

The young boy was seen eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, demanding more water for his project and running back and forth across his yard yelling yahoo!!. Thank you for reading but I fear we are too late.

Oh well we tried

The boy is lost, perhaps he will always be happy.
The boy is lost, perhaps he will always be happy. | Source

And so it is my friends that man has wasted another great Saturday of a poor child's life

I admit the man is me. I am a lost soul. Perhaps it would be best if I just smoked a pipe and patted toddlers on the head and said "fine Lad".

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    • Ericdierker profile imageAUTHOR

      Eric Dierker 

      4 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Thanks for bringing me back. I cannot believe that I am so happy. NateB11 Thank you.

    • NateB11 profile image

      Nathan Bernardo 

      4 years ago from California, United States of America

      Very fun and captivating. Keep it up!

    • MrsBrownsParlour profile image

      Lurana Brown 

      5 years ago from Chicagoland, Illinois

      Preschool! Very big deal. I hope it goes well and noone cries. :-)

    • Ericdierker profile imageAUTHOR

      Eric Dierker 

      5 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      We do have our fun! And too soon it is a Monday. It is that little guy's first day or preschool.

    • MrsBrownsParlour profile image

      Lurana Brown 

      5 years ago from Chicagoland, Illinois

      The proof is in the pudding---happy, healthy (muddy) kids means we did something right! :-)

    • Ericdierker profile imageAUTHOR

      Eric Dierker 

      5 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      It would be nice to soak our feet in his puddle some day and sip some afternoon beverage with you. Water and dirt and good things happen.

      Thank you

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      The-Quietwarrior 

      5 years ago

      That was great. Kind of knew where that was going after reading along. That's the way a child should grow up..LOL..

    • Ericdierker profile imageAUTHOR

      Eric Dierker 

      5 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Happiness grows within when it is nurtured from without. Thank you much.

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      Theresa Ast 

      5 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Eric - We should all be so lucky as to overhear such a back-handed compliment (that is what my mother used to call them--my father had a gift -- you look like you lost fifty pounds or I am so glad you got a nice haircut THIS time). That is a great compliment! It would have thrilled my heart, too.

      Shortly before my ex-husband exited the marriage, he said to me in exasperation one day. "I am so looking froward to an easier more peaceable relationship with a woman." I said, "I hope you find what you are looking for, but she will never be as interesting as I am." He surprised me by responding, "That is absolutely true, I will never meet anyone as interesting as you." I said thank you and that was the end of that, but the rest of the day was peaceful. There was still a divorce, but you remember the good moments if you can. I just realized that was a case of my bragging on my part ....oh well, I am sure you will get my point and understand the comparison. :) Happy Easter!

    • Ericdierker profile imageAUTHOR

      Eric Dierker 

      5 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Gus I wrote this on the occassion of my live in nephew doing his masters' presentation which was great. We must crazy or go insane. Thank you, have a fun Easter

    • Ericdierker profile imageAUTHOR

      Eric Dierker 

      5 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Therese, I once got a compliment I was not meant to hear. My sister and cousins were agreeing that I am a bad provider but somehow produced wonderful children. I have never been so happy. These young people do not need our heavy burden they need our heavy love. Thanks so much for sharing this hub with me, I am a happy man!

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      Gustave Kilthau 

      5 years ago from USA

      Eric (Ericdierker) -

      Someone needs to call 911 right away and tell those emergency folks that "there's a little kid over here with muddy feet, and a crazy old man with real rocks in his head... so hurry up and figure out if the old goat should feed the kid a hot dog with, or without pickles and a tomato. I can help you with CPR (that's short for 'C'mon-Pronto-Run') but if that kid goes out into the sun with all that mud on his legs and feet, the back yard is going to be a mess and it'll be all your doing - er, undoing.

      Now that we have given the believers something to keep them happy, it can be said that your story was just plain fun to read.

      Gus :-)))

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      Theresa Ast 

      5 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Eric! I love this! Poor little boy and poor old man...how blessed they are to waste time together, to value things beyond order and structure, and cleanliness. What wonderful smiles on his face and I would bet the smiles on your face matched his. The time we have to celebrate with our children is all too short, we should gather rosebuds and joy and laughter as often and as long as we can. Selah.

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