- Family and Parenting
I know a bad man who watches over a boy, what should I do?
Please do not take my word for it!
Safety of children first!
This man is too old to be around children. This man is a bear of a man. This man is so crazy he will just sit with his roses for hours. This man is nuts enough to have four children. This man goes pee pee outside. This man did not wear shoes until nearly five years old. This man can catch fish with his bare hands. This man states that "the only clean face is a smiling face". This man thinks bathes are for fun not cleaning. And this man crawls around the house like a pony.
Oh my this is an example of his latest projects
These children must be rescued!
I heard tell this man teaches youth about spirituality and even some religion. One of his children is a musician and another a politician -- Oh my, how do we stop him?!
It is known he fed his children from street carts down Mexico way and made them all learn foreign languages. He caused all the older children to ride waves in the ocean with sharks. And then he taught his poor charges to ski. These next two photos may just be to graphic so use caution.
Making a child stand in mud with toys and filthy clothes in the sun!
Children have a right to a nice safe environment without crazy dads and lunatic mud puddles.
Please find it in your heart to help this child, rescue him. He is destined to learn fun and dirt and carefree and maybe even naked and shoeless. Help us he just kissed a ladybug and is singing Amen.
Please save this child!!
I am sorry, this just in -- it may be too late.
The young boy was seen eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, demanding more water for his project and running back and forth across his yard yelling yahoo!!. Thank you for reading but I fear we are too late.
Oh well we tried
And so it is my friends that man has wasted another great Saturday of a poor child's life
I admit the man is me. I am a lost soul. Perhaps it would be best if I just smoked a pipe and patted toddlers on the head and said "fine Lad".