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Anita Renfroe: Lyrics to her YouTube "All the Wrinkled Ladies" song

Updated on May 4, 2011

Lyrics to the hilarious parody of Beyonce's "Single Ladies."

What Beyonce did for single ladies, comic Anita Renfroe brings to the menopause set. In "All the Wrinkled Ladies' Anita boldly makes a case for less-than-tight-skin accompanied by a variety of dancers. Be comfortable in your own skin as you enjoy the wrinkles. So, put on your black leotard and spanx, take a deep breath, and sing along with All The Wrinkled Ladies!

Anita Renfroe sings "All The Wrinkled Ladies" - (Our apologies to Beyoncé)

ALL THE WRINKLED LADIES

ALL THE WRINKLED LADIES

ALL THE WRINKLED LADIES

ALL THE WRINKLED LADIES

Now put your hands up

Up to the tub, I just woke up

I'm doing my own little thing

I decided to dip, I can't bust a hip

Cause I getta keep a girl healthy

My towel falls off, I see myself

Can't help but pay attention

No need for tears, I've lived my years

I don't care what you see.

Cause I like it, but I should have put some cream on it,

Can't fight it with a glob of Vaseline on it

Don't be mad when you see your skin don't fit

Can't hide it so you gotta make peace with it.

woah oh oh oh oh oh

woah oh oh oh oh oh

woah oh oh oh oh oh

I got lines on my lips, Spanx on my hips

and a jar of under eye cream

I'm acting up, in my underwire cup

And I don't care what my kids think!

I need no permission, did I mention

it's too late for wrinkle prevention

Now it's my turn, and I finally learned

to love every wrinkle I see

Cause I like it, but I should have put some cream on it,

Can't fight it with a glob of Vaseline in it

Don't be mad when you see your skin don't fit

Can't hide it so you gotta make peace with it.

woah oh oh oh oh oh

woah oh oh oh oh oh

woah oh oh oh oh oh

Don't treat me with the creams of this world

No lipo for this girl, my thighs are what I prefer

what I deserve is a pair of jeans that will fit on me

and deliver me to a destiny of a no self conscious soul

These wrinkles mean I'm grown

Keep living and one day you'll grow

some wrinkles of your own

Cause I like it, but I should have put some cream on it,

Can't fight it with a glob of Vaseline on it

Don't be mad when you see your skin don't fit

Can't hide it so you gotta make peace with it.

woah oh oh oh oh oh

woah oh oh oh oh oh

woah oh oh oh oh oh

ALL THE WRINKLED LADIES!

Anita Renfroe "Momisms" Video - What a mom says in 24 hours

See the lyrics to the Mom Song, too!

CLICK HERE TO READ THE MOMSENSE LYRICS

Anita Renfroe's viral video of what a Mom says to her children in a 24 minutes....all wrapped up in about 3 minutes.

"Get up now

Get up now

Get up out of bed

Wash your face

Brush your teeth

Comb your sleepy head..."

Read the rest of the lyrics here

In Da Muthahood by Anita Renfroe
In Da Muthahood by Anita Renfroe

Click here to go to her hilarious new followup to the William Tell "Momism" video!

Watch "Before I Eat" by Anita Renfroe - Parody of Carrie Underwood's 'Before He Cheats'

Watch Beyonce sing it now... - All The Single Ladies | Put a ring on it

Now how about Justin Timerlake singing it?

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