Pet names for babies
New parents can spend a lot of time thinking about what to name their children - even spending money on books in search of advice.
But for all that time and effort to come up with the perfect name for the new child, it very commonly is some pet name, or cute pronoun that parents and family members use most often with their little ones.
Just for fun, here is a list of a few of the alternate names that parents can call their children - running the gamut, from the generic, to the very personal. Gender variations will be presented side by side. Language variations on the word 'baby', e.g. 'bambino' have been excluded for the sake of space. Brief explanations added to the more situational names.
Pet names
Baba
Baby bean
Baby boo
Baby boy/girl
Buddha
Buddy
Bugaloo
Bundle of love
Bunny
Chubby (Chubbers, ChubChub)
Cuddler (another versitile one, just add 'Cuddle' to many of the other names to make your own, e.g., 'Cuddle Bunny')
Cutie patootie
Darling
Dear(est)
Diaper destroyer
Doodie maker
Dumpling
Fella
Glowworm (for a swaddled baby)
Grom(mling)
Half-pint
Huggybear
Honey
Kiddo
Kitten
Larvae (especially for a swaddled baby)
Laddie/Lassie! (best said in an exaggerated Scottish brogue)
Little dude/dudette
Little boy or man/girl or lady (you can really toss the word 'little' or 'tiny' in front of any of these other names)
Little dictator
Lovebug
Miracle baby
Muffin
Munchkin
The Neighbor Waker
Nipper
Nipmaster
Poopie doopie
Poomaster 5000
Poppet
Potato (also 'Sack of potatoes' for a baby tossed over your shoulder)
Prince/Princess
Progeny
Schnookums
Smoochie-poo
Snuggler
Sperm blossom (from 'The Guild')
Sprout
Spud (or for beer fans, Spuds MacKenzie)
Squirt
Stinker
Sunshine
Supersoaker
Superstar
Sweetie (sweetpea, sweetie-pie, sweetheart, ect.)
Tiny man/lady
Tot
Tyke
Widdle guy/gal (variant on 'little')
Wiggle (several variants, including wiggleworm, wigglemaster, The Wigglenator!)
Yarper (slang for spit up)
Zzz machine (a sleeping baby)
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Also, feature specific touches are always nice, like "Baby green-eyes."
Some may come across as vulgar or seem to have a negative connotation, but if said with love by the right parent, any of these names could be used.
What are your favorite pet names for babies?