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Ariel and Noel's Briased Red Cabbage WTF?

Updated on April 1, 2014
5 stars from 3 ratings of Braised Red Cabbage


The Cooking Corner with Ariel and Noel * 3

 

 

 

Ariel: Hey Noel, did you approve the title to this episode of our cooking corner show?

Noel: Yeah, so what?

Ariel: Ariel and Noel’s Braised Red Cabbage WTF?

Noel: It’s a cooking show.. WTF.. Where’s the fish? We’ve done meats, cheeses, and bread, but no fish.

Ariel: Oh.. Okay, I’m sorry.

Noel: Now since we are on the title, what the hell is a Braised Red Cabbage? Vegetables

from the hood? Vegetables with an attitude?

Ariel: Well, it’s to cook by first browning a small amount of fat, then add water and simmer in a small container.

Noel: Lets get this episode going. I don’t think I can take the word Braise anymore.. Let alone I got to deal with Red Cabbage. I mean come on Ariel.. What kid likes Cabbage?

Ariel: I do.

Noel: Like I said, what kid likes Cabbage?

Ariel: Okay.. Here are the ingredients you’ll need for this recipe:

1 T. olive oil- 3 lg. Garlic cloves, mashed - 1 lg. Chopped onion - 1 Turkish bay leaf or a 1/3 California bay leaf- 1/4 tsp. Ground cloves- 1 ½ C. Red wine - 1/4 C. Red wine vinegar- 2T. Light brown sugar- 1 C. Peeled chestnuts. 1 lg. Head of red cabbage, cored and sliced 1/4 inch thick. 1 lg. Green apple, peeled ( Granny Smith works good here ) make sure it’s cored and diced.-- Salt to taste.

Noel: I get the wine part of these ingredients.

Ariel: You do?

Noel: Yeah.. Get them drunk so they won’t taste the cabbage.

Ariel: Moving on! In a large pot, heat the olive oil. Add the onion and carrots and saute over medium heat until the onion is translucent.

Noel: Okay wait.. Wait.. What the hell is translucent? You’re barely three and you’re coming up with words like Braised and Translucent?

Ariel: It’s nice to be a girl..huh? LOL now back to the kitchen corner recipe. Where was I?

Noel: The onion being translucent.

Ariel: Add the cabbage and apple and mix well. Add salt to taste, the garlic, bay leaf, cloves, wine, sugar and vinegar. Bring to a low boil, cover, and cook for about one hour. Remove bay leaf and correct seasoning. Then add I cup of your peeled chestnuts to cook in the braising liquid. And there you have it...

Noel: WTF!

Ariel: Maybe next time we’ll do fish.

Cook Time

Prep time: 20 min
Cook time: 1 hour 35 min
Ready in: 1 hour 55 min
Yields: serves four

© 2012 Frank Atanacio

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      Frank Atanacio 2 years ago from Shelton

      lmao..

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      Faith Reaper 2 years ago from southern USA

      Ut oh, you are doing the "hmm" ... that means I best quit while I'm behind

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      Frank Atanacio 2 years ago from Shelton

      hmmm... good night southern girl

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      Faith Reaper 2 years ago from southern USA

      HP did away with the thumbs up and votes across, which you didn't care for anyway : ) and thought silly

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      Frank Atanacio 2 years ago from Shelton

      yeah, speakin of buttons what happened to those buttons? Thanks for bringing these ack Faith ..hadn't seen them in months

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      Faith Reaper 2 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, oh, my goodness, their dialogue is priceless once again, Frank! Too cute, I must say. Good for Ariel in questioning that title, Where's the Fish ...tee hee.

      This needs an adorable button and yummy for the amazing recipe too. Wow, you are a great cook to come up with these tasty recipes. Or did you borrow them from someone?

      Sharing everywhere

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      Frank Atanacio 2 years ago from Shelton

      thank you I think

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      Ala 3 years ago

      I'm imsrepsed you should think of something like that

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      Frank Atanacio 5 years ago from Shelton

      again thank you so much Duffsmon and Our Dear Ms Brooks :)

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      Oh My so funny.. sharing/.. I love these kids..

      Debbie

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      P. Thorpe Christiansen 5 years ago from Pacific Northwest, USA

      Another good one! Way to go Frank. I love your creativity.

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      Frank Atanacio 5 years ago from Shelton

      thanks for stopping by BA Williams

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      B. A. Williams 5 years ago from USA

      Very gripping title to capture the readers attention and the humor was enjoyable, as is the recipe.

      Thanks for sharing!

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      Frank Atanacio 5 years ago from Shelton

      Thanks so much Sue and Audrey and you too PHdast for stopping by my kitchen corner bless you all

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      Theresa Ast 5 years ago from Atlanta, Georgia

      Frank these are great. Lots of fun and useful at the same time. Like two for the price of one! I like Ariel and Noel and their little bit of "sass" as my grandmother would have said. :)

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      Audrey Howitt 5 years ago from California

      Clever Frank--and so very cute!

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      Sueswan 5 years ago

      Hi Frank

      Noel: "Okay wait.. Wait.. What the hell is translucent? You’re barely three and you’re coming up with words like Braised and Translucent?"

      LMAO. You should publish a Ariel and Noel Cookbook. Move over Emeril Lagasse.

      Voted up up and away.

      Take care :)

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      Frank Atanacio 5 years ago from Shelton

      LOL yeah you are all heart Marlene :)

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      lovedoctor926 5 years ago

      Vote up awesome and Lol. This is adoring! I know right? I never liked cabbage as a little girl but then again, I am still a kid at heart.

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      Frank Atanacio 5 years ago from Shelton

      no you're brilliant.. im just following in shoes :) thanks again

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      Susan Zutautas 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Frank, The recipe actually sounds good. I love the way you've created this series " The Cooking Corner with Ariel and Noel", It's brilliant!

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      Frank Atanacio 5 years ago from Shelton

      thanks Susan cant compare to your recipes..but im on the right track..:)

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      Susan Zutautas 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      Where's the Fish ... LOL!

      Loved it!

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      Frank Atanacio 5 years ago from Shelton

      thanks so much lyric bless you man :)

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      Richard Ricky Hale 5 years ago from West Virginia

      Frank, when it comes to creativity, you the man! LMAO! Brilliant mind my friend. 5 stars from me, plus funny, useful, and awesome votes. Hope all is well friend. Enjoy the weekend.

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      Frank Atanacio 5 years ago from Shelton

      thank you for visiting D. Juris :)

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      D.Juris Stetser 5 years ago from South Dakota

      very clever, and really cute. Creative, fun idea with the really "grownup" asides. I loved it! thank you!

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