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The Black Friday Sandwich

Updated on December 1, 2011

Let the stacking begin.

Bacon strips, and smoked turkey.
Bacon strips, and smoked turkey. | Source
Rolled up to fry.
Rolled up to fry. | Source
Smelling good and looking good.
Smelling good and looking good. | Source
Got that bun ready, cream cheese and cranberry sauce on one side and dressing and gravy on the other.
Got that bun ready, cream cheese and cranberry sauce on one side and dressing and gravy on the other. | Source
Stack on the turkey.
Stack on the turkey. | Source
Stack it all up and grab it with two hands.
Stack it all up and grab it with two hands. | Source

Use the stuff you made yesterday.

I woke up this morning hungry again. Today is what the corporate goons call Black Friday to make us think saving $12 for camping out in front of their store for three days is a good thing for us to do. I think you a fool to do such things when you could be making one of these.

The first thing you need is some left overs and a skillet.

Take some of your smoked turkey that you laboriously cooked on Thanksgiving and wrap it in bacon. Put this in the skillet and fry on both sides. i put a cover on the skillet to help cook the bacon that does not have direct contact.

While the bacon is cooking, toast a buttery bun. When the buttery toast is done, cut a slice of cranberry sauce and some cream cheese put that on one bun.

Put some dressing and gravy on the other side of the bun.

By the time you get the bun prepped the bacon should be done and ready to put on the sandwich.

Stack it all up, grab it with two hands and gobble it up.

You will need:

Smoked Turkey


Cranberry Sauce

Cream Cheese



One Bun Toasted and Buttery

Hot Skillet


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    • Ole Number One profile imageAUTHOR

      Tim Hyde 

      7 years ago from Louisiana

      You'll be on it like a duck on a June bug. That's Alabama words.

    • jfay2011 profile image


      7 years ago

      oh, that sounds wicked delicious. That's my Maine words talking.

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      Arlene V. Poma 

      7 years ago

      Ah, live a little when you have turkey leftovers. I just watched a chef on TV prepare a turkey Monte Cristo. If I weren't so lazy to fix the egg to dip the sandwich in, I would have given his recipe a try. It's not that you're gonna eat this for the rest of your life.

    • Ole Number One profile imageAUTHOR

      Tim Hyde 

      7 years ago from Louisiana

      Warning: It's worth every crumb!

    • novascotiamiss profile image


      7 years ago from Nova Scotia, Canada

      Warning: If you carry on eating breakfasts like this the chances are that you will have more than only a black Friday. You might end up with a black life, fighting obesity, heart disease, high blood pressure, Type 2 diabetes


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