Open Letter to a Supermarket Chicken Mangler!

This letter is directed to the mindless woman who poked, prodded and very nearly intimately assaulted a supermarket chicken the other day... before putting it back in the bin!!!

Lady, if it occurs to you that you are not going to buy that particular piece of poultry within 20 seconds after you look at the price lable-- Why on Earth would you squeeze,poke, pat and sniff the poor thing for another five minutes?

I am truly glad that you didn't have a SPECULUM with you because you probably would have used it (!)

Surely you must realize that meats and poultry become bruised by this behavior, so much so that nobody will want to buy it, and it will then go to waste. This, in turn, causes the merchant to raise prices so that he can cover his losses, which in turn, affects all of us!

Please have a care and mind your hands when examining a potential purchase of meats and poultry...

PS:

Don't let me get started on the subject of "Produce Pounding" and " Bread Bashing"