OWN UP! OWN UP!!!! Someone´s Eaten All The Pies.
tasty treats are pies of allsorts.
Own up.! Own up!, . Who ate all the pies?
Meaty pies with gravy, apple pies with cream,
Come on, someone´s guilty......
Who ate all the pies?
No need to look too far,
Picture´s right above you.,
Flabby arms and chubby faces,
staring back at you.
Do you really need to ask......
Who ate all the pies.?
Look again at photograph,
Did you ever see such grins??
No guilty look, just rounded girths
Faces show there´s only mirth.
¨cos they ate all the pies.
Don´t make such a fuss, man.
We know it´s Ron and Dave.
You think they´d never do such things,
But look again at those grins......
THEY ate all the pies.
Dave and Ron, no longer slim,
Cannot help but sit and grin,
Can´t stand up, anyway,
Far too full of pies....Hooray!!!
What we need is air brushing....
It is the latest craze,
Then , slim they´d look and innocent,
But they STILL ate all the pies.