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OWN UP! OWN UP!!!! Someone´s Eaten All The Pies.

Updated on February 5, 2015
Guess who ate all the pies...
Guess who ate all the pies...

tasty treats are pies of allsorts.

Own up.! Own up!, . Who ate all the pies?

Meaty pies with gravy, apple pies with cream,

Come on, someone´s guilty......

Who ate all the pies?


No need to look too far,

Picture´s right above you.,

Flabby arms and chubby faces,

staring back at you.

Do you really need to ask......

Who ate all the pies.?


Look again at photograph,

Did you ever see such grins??

No guilty look, just rounded girths

Faces show there´s only mirth.

¨cos they ate all the pies.

Don´t make such a fuss, man.

We know it´s Ron and Dave.

You think they´d never do such things,

But look again at those grins......


THEY ate all the pies.

Dave and Ron, no longer slim,

Cannot help but sit and grin,

Can´t stand up, anyway,

Far too full of pies....Hooray!!!


What we need is air brushing....

It is the latest craze,

Then , slim they´d look and innocent,

But they STILL ate all the pies.

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Glad if it made you smile., tirelesstraveler.

    Thank you for commenting.

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    Judy Specht 5 years ago from California

    Dim- Cute way to end my day.

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    A BIG Thank you to mckbirdbks and reikieffect for reading and commenting.

    I am sure there will soon be another batch of pies coming steaming out of the oven.

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    reikieffect 5 years ago

    Thanks for the smile you brought to my face. Great piece.

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    mckbirdbks 5 years ago from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas

    Hello Dim. Am I too late for some pie? Great hub, in a way.

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Thanks Eiddwen,

    I have to laugh at myself sometimes or I´d cry that I´m not a size 12 any more.

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Hi neelesh......

    Thank you for the great reposte is is very witty.

    Made me laugh. Take care.

    Dim

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    Eiddwen 5 years ago from Wales

    Oh Dim this one is classic and so much fun.

    Up up and away without a doubt.

    This has made me laugh but it is your fault now that I can't stop ha ha ha!!!

    Brilliant and have a wonderful day my friend.

    Eddy.

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    neeleshkulkarni 5 years ago from new delhi

    let me add

    if i may say

    lets just airbrush

    the pies away

    Not only is it

    something that's in

    Ron and Dave then

    can be really thin.

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Hello Diana. Thank you for your lovely comment

    and your humorous reposte.

    Take care.

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Hi Jáime. Glad it appealed t your sense of humour. Sadly I love dougnuts too.

    Take care.

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    Lady_Tenaz 5 years ago

    Oh Ronnie...you crack me up! I loved this one. Yes, I too know of eating all the pies (or in my case, donuts!LOL)...Hey at least you are happy! :-) HUGS

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    Diana Grant 5 years ago from London

    I loved the match of photo to words.

    Here's a little riposte:

    And who took all the drink?

    Asked Diana with a wink -

    I'll tell you what I think

    Just check whose cheeks are pink!

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    Dim Flaxenwick 5 years ago from Great Britain

    Ha! Ha! Sunnie, So good to see you.

    This little nonsense poem came to me when I found this pic of us.

    I was horrified at how flabby we looked, so I just had to make a joke of it,

    Problem is, My husband is such a good cook. It´s not easy keeping down the weight, but I´m glad to say we don´t look quite like this pic anymore.

    Thanks so much for your comment.

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    Sunnie Day 5 years ago

    lol..this was really cute Dim..oh those wonderful pies! Who can resist such a thing? :) Thank you for the smiles

    Hugs,

    Sunnie