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Minion Fart Blaster Toy Gun

Updated on September 15, 2014

Ok, I admit it, I love the minions & all the obnoxiousness that comes with them...weird language, obsessions with food & of course their favorite weapon, a fart gun. I pretty much loved both movies but the kids in the theater gagging with laughter over the fart gun scenes were hilarious.

Now mind you I am a grown adult, well beyond the fart joke years...until I saw this gem at the store. I was minding my business checkout out the new minion toys (because I am really obsessed with them) & then my eyes locked on a strange but silly looking weapon. I stopped, daintily picked it up, read the box, flipped it back over & pulled the trigger...then I laughed like an idiot....laughed some more , & obsessively pulled the trigger while trying to come up with some conceivable logic for purchasing this gun. After all it's not a cheap toy...but after a full ten minutes of playing with this fart gun it occurred to me that it's just to good to pass up, I work hard & dang it I deserve nice things, even if that means a weird fart gun. I mean how much stupid junk have I bought the kids over the years? Surely it's my turn!?

So yes I am a 36 year old woman with a fart gun in my office, it lights up & makes me happy, so there. I'm not sure if there is an evil minion support group but I would definitely bring the gun with me if there was.

Oh FYI kids seem to really love this toy as well!

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      Barbara Tremblay Cipak 3 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      lol, at least you're honest enough to admit you have in your office! funny stuff

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      Dancing Cowgirl Design 3 years ago from Texas

      Too funny!!