PLEASE SCRATCH MY ITCH Causes, Remedies and a Dab of ITCHING Humor
Irritation of the Skin
I’m sure at one time or another we have all had an itch. The unpleasant sensation that causes a reflex to scratch. We either scratch it ourselves by using our finger nails or the handiest tool around; something like a pen or a comb, or the corner of a wall or the back of a chair.
But sometimes we simply can’t get to our itch. And we become so distraught over the itch sensation that we must ask another human being to “please scratch my itch.” Amazingly, most people will oblige.
An itch is an irritation in the skin that causes an urge to scratch. Itches can be generalized all over the body or localized to one area of the body. The medical term for itching is pruritus. Personally I find this term hilarious. See, I used to live on a street named Puritas Avenue. Thinking back, I believe I itched a lot during that time. Hmmmmm . . . Anyway, itching is a common problem.
Please Scratch My Itch
Son of a B_ _ _ _
I’ve got another itch
It’s driving me crazy
Causing quite a twitch.
It’s in that damn spot
That I cannot
Reach with my finger
It continues to linger.
Can’t stand it any more
I’m rolling on the floor
I have no clue
What to do
“Please scratch my itch” will you?
sms
What Causes That Darn Itch?
Itching can be caused by many conditions. I personally fall into the common category of “your itch is psychological.” Of course, I’ve been told over the years that many of my ailments are psychological, so this was no surprise. An itch can be psychological, i.e., caused by stress or anxiety for example.
Some other frequent causes of itch are dry skin; skin exposed to sunburn; insect stings or bites; irritation from contact with a chemical; allergic reaction; poor hygiene; and those creepy little bed bugs.
Most itching is not serious although . . .
Infections and infestations of the skin such as jock itch; yeast infections; sexually transmitted diseases; scabies; eczema; and lice can all cause itching and may need to be treated by a physician.
And there are more serious underlying causes of an itch that may require specialized medical treatment such as hyperthyroidism, lymphoma, kidney disease and diseases of the blood to name a few.
Itching and Pain
An itch has many similarities to pain yet their behavioral response patterns are different. Of course, both experiences can be unpleasant.
An itch creates a scratch reflex while pain creates a withdrawal reflex. The nerve fibers for itch and pain both originate in the skin. Mild scratching of an itch excites pain neurons and therefore masks the itch sensation.
To Scratch or Not To Scratch
Most of us tend to “scratch to our skin’s content” for immediate relief. Yet scratching excessively can lead to damaged skin. And damaged skin can lead to infection . . .
GOOD NEWS! There are home remedies that appear to work!
Home Remedies for Itching
If your itching is caused by non-medical conditions, these home remedies may help.
These Items Individually Aid In Itching Relief When Added To Your Bathwater:
- Evaporated milk - 1 can
- Oatmeal - 2 cups
- Baking soda - 1 cup (or add water to make a paste and apply to the affected area)
- Cornstarch - 1 cup (or dust onto your body)
- Apple cider vinegar - 1 cup
Topical Applications Known To Work:
- Aloe Vera
- Cod liver oil
- Lemon juice
- Vitamin E oil
- Wheat germ oil
- Witch hazel tea
- Toothpaste
Additional Helpful Suggestions:
- When taking a bath in one of the remedies listed above, avoid toweling off and air dry
- Wear gloves if necessary to keep yourself from scratching
- Gently scrub the affected area with a pumice stone. Wash with soap. Dry. Apply rubbing alcohol. Then cover with a thick layer of Vaseline.
- Use gentle soaps such as Dove or Oil of Olay; avoid deodorant soaps
- Wear cotton clothing
- Apply clear nail polish to the back of bracelets and watches that cause irritation
- Apply a cold compress to the itchy area
- Beg someone “please scratch my itch”
And if all else fails . . . try the chant:
"Itch, itch go away
Never come another day
Itch free is where I want to stay"
REPEAT . . .
This is Sharyn's Slant
How Do You Like Your Back Done?
I LOVE to have my back scratched (it’s psychological, I’m sure :) Forget the massage. I’d rather stir up all those nerve endings with a scratch any day. So, how do you like your back done?
Research On Why We Itch
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Comments
Sharyn, I am starting to itch as I read this hub..lol very good information with a good laugh. Thanks for sharing..
Sunnie
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Sunnie D,
If I made you laugh, taught you something new and made you itch~I'm happy! Thanks for stopping by . . .
LOL Sharyn! I especially loved your poetry here! Now you should do the iWrite poem! You would be great:-)!
Up/useful and funny!!
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Thank you so much RH for your votes. I will consider doing the iWrite "contest."
Oh you should! It was just fun:-). I write poetry like a mature 6 year old;)! LOL!
Sharyn, this is a great write with helpful information..Thanks for sharing, and uh....now my back is itchy!.....
Sharyn~~ so charming and informative~~ a "smile maker" on a not so often smiled about matter!! Voted UP- USEFUL & FUNNY~~ thank you!
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Hey Tumblin,
Isn't it funny how we scratch an itch without thinking much about it. It's such a common reflex. But when we are reading about itching, we start to truly "feel" the itch:) Thanks so much for commenting!
Sharyn
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Good Morning Marcoujor,
So glad to make you smile. Thank you for your wonderful votes!
Sharyn
Very funny! I suffer from many allergies, so some part of me is often itchy. I find that organic hair & bath products alleviate the problem wonderfully. Also, it's important to use gentle, fragrance-free laundry soap. Voted up. :-)
A wood ruler, or coathanger, or long fingernails, or a husband. It's all good.
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Hi Jeanastra,
Thanks for the additional tips and your vote as well! I personally always have to use fragrant free laundry soap and dryer sheets too. I haven't tried organic products and should when it comes to my face soap and lotion. Thank you!
Sharyn
Great hub with useful information.
Oh! I love the man in the pic....lol
Thanks for sharing.
youmeget.
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You are right mslizzee lol ~ whatever it takes :)
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Hi youmeget ~ great to see you again! Yeah, that man pic is probably more common than one might think lol. Thanks for stopping by!
..well I'm itching to become a fan of your fine fine selection of hubs ...... just watch what happens .....
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Epi,
I am truly honored to have you follow me as I am a huge fan of your work. I will appreciate any insight and advice you may have for me. Many thanks for the wonderful fan mail!
Sharyn
Sharyn, Have you ever had a child come home from school with a note that says, "We have discovered head lice on a few of the children in your childs class. Would you you please inspect your child?". Oh, man! It seems that that news could make anyone and everyone start itching immediately. Thanks for the relaxing read. I needed it.
Sincerely bug free,
W.
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WRShinn,
No, I have not had the pleasure. But funny you bring up lice because I was just reading the hub by Sunnie Day called Love and Lice. I'm glad I was able to relax you a bit. May you remain bug free!
Sharyn
Sharyn.....a very informative hub with a giggle. Love your hubs....
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Hey Mar,
Thanks so much for the sweet comment ~ very much appreciated!
Sharyn
Toothpaste? Itch free and minty fresh, to boot! I hadn't heard of that one before. Thanks for the learnin's.
Great Hub. I swear it as I'm sittin' here...I'm ITCHY! Big surprise there. (:
Great information. I never knew the mechanics of why scratching stops you from itching. Excites the pain neurons, eh? Very cool info.
Thanks for the share, Share. (:
take care sweets,
Diana
Voted UP, useful, funny and awesome...cuz it is! (:
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Hey Diana,
Thanks so much for checking it out and for your great comments. I hope you have a wonderful Memorial Day weekend! You take care TOO!
Sharyn
This is great, Sharyn. Who would have thought that the need to scratch an itch would result in such a great writing work of ... of...art? Necessity is the mother of invention? Really, I so enjoyed this and relate to it 100 %! You KNOW you're a good writer when you can make something as common place and mundane as an itch become so incredibly interesting, informative and useful! YES! UP AWESOME USEFUL & FUNNY, too!
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Wow Kathy,
Your comments are awesome. Thank you so much for the vote of confidence. I appreciate you more than you'll ever know. May you stay itch free ! ha
Big hugs,
Sharyn
Sharyn,
I started itching as soon as I saw the cat at the scratching post. What a fun, interesting, useful article...Excuse me, I've got to go get my back scratcher, and then share this Hub...
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Thanks Daisy!
Isn't it funny how we start to feel itchy when it is talked about. Thanks for your feedback and share. Have a great day!
Sharyn
Missed this one months ago but happy to read it today. I love that poem. However I am now itchy :)...Thanks a lot! I was so itchy one time from mosquito bites that I applied vinegar directly to the bite and it worked. I didn't smell too good but the itch was gone. Enjoyed this hub and will try some of your itch remedies next time the itch becomes a B - - - - :)
Funny poem it had me in stitches and caused me to get some itches!! I have a ticklish back so neither work for me. I just start cracking up and pull a muscle in my back and we all know that could be a real bitch! Lol
I love itching... I know it is all in my mind, but it feels so good! I never over itch... like if I have a bug bite I'm really good about avoiding it, but I still like a good backscratch! Also I think this topic makes me think about itching more because now I itch EVERYWHERE! lol. Great job :-)
Ugh! Now, I'm itchy!!! lol
This was an all-around great hub!
I find it down right annoying when someone finally does scratch my back, but just won't do it hard enough, or doesn't quite get the "spot", ya know? Or, when they scratch, and all of a sudden, my entire back itches. lol
Voted up & across! =]
Great tips. I get dry itchy skin all winter. I actually try remedies like this and it makes it bearable. Being allergic to mosquitos and having a phobia, itching really drives me insane sometimes. Thanks for this wonderful hub!
Love it Sharon. Even though you made it fun, you also added the valuable info in there. I also love the little poem.
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Susan ~ ha, ha, thank you. Gosh, I would think that vinegar would burn? Thanks for your feedback.
SS ~ LOL, I do too. I swear I could have my back scratched constantly. And any little piece of hair on my back (or front for that matter), I am totally aware of and it drives me crazy. It's a bitch!
Myth ~ Yup, I am sitting here and feeling itchy again because I'm on this hub, lol. You know when people say "scratch like a dog" - well I totally get that!
Veronica ~ Sorry to make everyone itchy, ha! I totally understand when you ask someone to scratch an itch and they don't get it. That is so fricken aggravating. They don't scratch hard enough or keep missing the spot. And then I'd be like "oh, just forget it, rrrrrrr" and I go to the nearest corner wall and try to get it myself.
Tammy ~ I've just got to check out your older hubs cuz I'm sure somewhere you've written about this "phobia." I want to hear more. Also, having an AprilAire humidifier on the furnace really helps with "winter dry skin." I am very sensitive to soaps, shampoos, etc. that have fragrance added to them. I always have to buy "fragrance free."
Cardisa ~ Yeah, my silliness really came out in this one :) Humor is good!
THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR YOUR FUN FEEDBACK!
Hey Sharon, a very cool hub. And come to think of it, I've never refused a person who has asked me to scratch their itch. LOL! I won't go into details about that for obvious reasons. I'm also glad to report that anyone I have asked has scratched an itch I couldn't reach, did so. :) Thank you for the tips. Voted up! :)
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LOL Ray,
You know it's one of those things that no matter who it is, we usually oblige, right? It's like if you have the "nerve" to ask, then okay . . . I'm glad you liked this. Thanks for stopping by!
Sharyn
WHY am I itchy now?! LOL Great hub! Do you have any Aveeno? I really did enjoy it. How come we get itchy when our hands are full?
Great hub - fun too - can I borrow the back scratcher now? Voted up!
Well you've done a great job of adding humor to a subject that can be no laughing matter in some cases. Very informative too! Up and across.
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Hi MissOlive ~ It seems that as soon as you read about being itchy, you are itchy! Maybe it is kind of like when someone yawns and it's contagious? Funny, I have several back scratchers around the house and I take one with me when I travel too. Thank you so much for your fun comments!
Sharyn
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Hi Pooh ~ I really appreciate you stopping by to read and comment. I agree there are times when itching is no laughing matter. It just happened to me last night. My ankle was itching and no matter what I did, it wouldn't stop. It was not funny :)
Sharyn
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