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Junk Food. (Sometimes we need it)

Updated on December 5, 2013

A Bad Day. (We all get them)


Leave me alone.I'm having a bad day

I do not want to be fat.

"Then why are you eating chocolate?"

It's just a small piece... I need it.

"Try almonds and raisins, they'll do you more good".

I'm glad you said that, I feared that you would

Say celery sticks or enormous carrots.

They don't help my miserable feeling.

Chocolate is magic--- Makes me feel better.

"OK but little, for just a short time,

You don't want to be fat, you've been fat before..."

Hey!!! Who you calling 'fat' you misguided moron,

"Er well I'm you aren't I, silly. There's no-one else here."

Well maybe there should be. we need a referee!

"Er not sure about that. You think we can be 3?"

UM . Guess you are right, you usually are.

Hang on a minute you're me, oh this is going too far.

Are there two of us here or is it just me?

"There are two of ,us dear, but don't tell the doctor"

OK We'll hide like when kids, inside my mind.

And I don't want to be fat so for me no more chocolate..


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  • Dim Flaxenwick profile imageAUTHOR

    Dim Flaxenwick 

    7 years ago from Great Britain

    Thank you triosol. Pleased to meet you on hubpages

  • triosol profile image


    7 years ago

    I am loving it and agree with you :) voted up

  • Dim Flaxenwick profile imageAUTHOR

    Dim Flaxenwick 

    8 years ago from Great Britain

    Thank you Patty. Glad you could stop by., Take care.

  • Patty Inglish, MS profile image

    Patty Inglish 

    8 years ago from USA. Member of Asgardia, the first space nation, since October 2016

    An interesting, entertaining Hub. Thumbs up!

  • Dim Flaxenwick profile imageAUTHOR

    Dim Flaxenwick 

    8 years ago from Great Britain

    That's a good one, and it's reminded me of chocolate covered raisins. Yummy. All in moderation of course. Ha Ha.

  • Micky Dee profile image

    Micky Dee 

    8 years ago

    Chocolate covered almonds. Great compromise! That's mine anyway!

  • Dim Flaxenwick profile imageAUTHOR

    Dim Flaxenwick 

    8 years ago from Great Britain

    Moulik, you are a frugal eater? Nothing wrong with that, but I hope you get enough nutrition.

    Thanks for stopping by my hubs and commenting.

  • Moulik Mistry profile image

    Moulik Mistry 

    8 years ago from Burdwan, West Bengal, India

    Generally I see no harm in junk foods or fast foods but as far as I am concerned I don't take food from outside - I am just a frugal eater...

  • Dim Flaxenwick profile imageAUTHOR

    Dim Flaxenwick 

    8 years ago from Great Britain

    Thanks for the advice. So good to see you again , Jess. x

  • Jess Killmenow profile image

    Jess Killmenow 

    8 years ago from Nowheresville, Eastern United States

    Ah, the eternal internal battle. Not eternal, really, though.

    I suggest dark chocolate, 70% cacao or better. It takes a little getting used to, but it's highly addictive in the end, and it actually is good for you! Shhhhhh.

  • Dim Flaxenwick profile imageAUTHOR

    Dim Flaxenwick 

    8 years ago from Great Britain

    Thank you Ten. This was just a bit of fun me talking to myself so that I don't start eating whole boxes of chocs.!!!!! Thanks for your continuous support. x

  • Ten Blogger profile image

    Ten Blogger 

    8 years ago

    I love it and agree with you fully :) You don't need to resist when you want it.. Just have it and enjoy !!

    By the way..Dark Chocolate is my favorite.. and See's candies .. I love 'em. Have a nice day !

  • Dim Flaxenwick profile imageAUTHOR

    Dim Flaxenwick 

    8 years ago from Great Britain

    Nice to know you didn't think I'd lost my mind with this one. Thanks a lot. Take care. x

  • singlmomat52 profile image


    8 years ago

    Well put Dim, I love it!!!! But a piece of dark chocolate is very good for you. I love it and eat it from time to time, just a piece every now and then. Thanks for the whimsical talk that many of us DO have with ourselves. Great Hub, Thank You!!!!!


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