Fart Pads Fart Filter

Fart Pads and Fart Filters: We have all been there. Even if you are not willing to admit it. Flatulence does not care if your last meal is not agreeing with you while you are on a blind date. Nor does it care if you are in class sitting right next to your crush.

Sure, you could try to sort of ease it out without a sound. Perhaps a little bit at a time. Everyone knows about the 1 cheek sneak.

But it is not only the noise that makes it taboo, it's mostly the god awful smell!

Thankfully, someone has come up with a solution to this problem. They invented a filter for your behind, so you can leave your farts behind.

I have a dream, that one day, all cab drivers will own and use fart filters.

I have a dream, that in the future, it will not be only girls who "never fart" (seemingly). Of course all married men know the truth to that one, but I digress....

I have a dream, that airlines will hand these out to all passengers before each trip.

Yes I have a dream, that fart filters will move away from being just a funny internet joke that gets shared,tweeted, stumbled, and pinned. And move steadfast into commonplace, where we can all live in a pungent free and smelly-fart free world.

A fart can be filtered, but sometimes, it's more than just wind. The Boy Scouts have said for years that you should "Always Be Prepared". You never know!

What was your most embarrassingly timed fart?