Fart Pads Fart Filter
Fart Pads and Fart Filters
Fart Pads and Fart Filters: We have all been there. Even if you are not willing to admit it. Flatulence does not care if your last meal is not agreeing with you while you are on a blind date. Nor does it care if you are in class sitting right next to your crush.
Sure, you could try to sort of ease it out without a sound. Perhaps a little bit at a time. Everyone knows about the 1 cheek sneak.
But it is not only the noise that makes it taboo, it's mostly the god awful smell!
Thankfully, someone has come up with a solution to this problem. They invented a filter for your behind, so you can leave your farts behind.
I have a dream, that one day, all cab drivers will own and use fart filters.
I have a dream, that in the future, it will not be only girls who "never fart" (seemingly). Of course all married men know the truth to that one, but I digress....
I have a dream, that airlines will hand these out to all passengers before each trip.
Yes I have a dream, that fart filters will move away from being just a funny internet joke that gets shared,tweeted, stumbled, and pinned. And move steadfast into commonplace, where we can all live in a pungent free and smelly-fart free world.
Subtle Butt Fart Pads
Pack of 5 "Fart Pads" or "Fart Filters". Discreet, nobody will know you are wearing them. Simply peel back the adhesive, and apply directly on the inside of your underwear. They shouldn't do any damage to your clothing when they come back out. Safe for pets as well.
Flat D Fart Pads
Discreet and hidden. These fart pads are a little more "anatomically correct" so to speak. The big end goes you know where. Comes with 2 sided adhesive and instructions. It's not rocket science though. Apply 1 fart pad directly to your underwear, then go ahead and finish that can of beans. Fart Pads aka Fart filters, are thin pads made from a charcoal material that filters out the stink. I don't think it does much for sound though. I will let you know if I come across a fart silencer anywhere. These products are apparently safe to use on your dog. Not sure how that works exactly. You tell me.
These particular fart pads can be washed and re-used several times. Which at first, when I learned that fact, it totally grossed me out. But then I realized, we all wash our regular underwear all the time anyway, and we fart like mad into those.
Just in case it wasn't a fart.
A fart can be filtered, but sometimes, it's more than just wind. The Boy Scouts have said for years that you should "Always Be Prepared". You never know!
You never know when you will need these.
A handy dispenser for emergency underpants.
Maybe it will be so bad that you need a pit stop and a repair.
What was your most embarrassingly timed fart?