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Poop Happens

Updated on May 22, 2011

Poop

I poop, you poop, we all poop. It's a fact of life. There is no getting around it. Poop is natural part of life and can't avoid it no matter how hard you try. Actually, it will hurt if you try not to poop. Poop is one of those things that everyone does but no one likes to talk about. Well, I suppose some people like to talk about it but the majority of people avoid poop topics all together. If you are one of those people that has no problem talking about poop, enjoys embarrassing other people by talking about poop, laugh at funny poop jokes or like poop products then you'll appreciate this page filled with poop.

The Colors of Poop

Brown: Brown poop is normal. There are many normal shades of brown too.

Black Poop: Black (tarry) poop is cause for concern. It could mean that there is a bleeding ulcer or bleeding in the intestines. Contact your Doctor.

Yellow Poop: Yellow poop could be harmless or harmful. The harmless yellow poop is usually Gilber's Syndrome. People with Gilbert's Syndrome don't break down as many red blood cells when they process food, which causes the poop to turn yellow. The other yellow poop is more serious poop called Giardia infection, which is caused by tiny parasites in the intestines. It usually causes yellow diarrhea. This disease is both contagious and dangerous and you should contact your doctor right away.

Green Poop: A diet rich in leafy green vegetables or excess iron in the diet can cause green poop.

Bloody Poop: Blood in poop is serious and you should contact your Doctor.

White Poop: Well, unless you're a bird you shouldn't have white poop.

iPoop Shirts

Available on several different styles and colors, and from infant to adult sizes.

Click on any shirt to purchase.

The Bristol Stool Chart is a medical aid designed to classify the form of human poop into seven categories

The Bristol Stool Chart is a medical aid designed to classify the form of human poop into seven categories
The Bristol Stool Chart is a medical aid designed to classify the form of human poop into seven categories

Poop Poll

How often do you poop?

See results

Funny Toilet Paper From Amazon

Pets Poop Too - Lazy Pet Poop Patrol Jaw Scoop

Cleaning up after your dog doesn’t have to be a messy, stinky chore. The Lazy Pet Poop Patrol Jaw Scoop works with easy 1-handed spring operation. The handle on top opens the jaws below. Just press the lever on the lightweight Jaw Scoop, and scoop the poop. Works great on grass, cement, and gravel. Made of washable plastic.

Awww, Love Poop - Heart Shaped I Love You Fake Poop

Nothing says "I Love You" like heart shaped poop.

Poop In A Can - It smells too!

Very realistic & smelly! Sure to disgust everyone.

Poop Shirts from Zazzle

These designs are available on several different shirt styles and sizes.

Click on any shirt to purchase.

Poop On A Platter - Adult Poop Costume

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    • BuddyBink profile image

      BuddyBink 

      6 years ago

      This is great. I love the poll responses. Thanks.

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      nsixx99 

      7 years ago

      This is awesome, so funny and true :)

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      anonymous 

      7 years ago

      ha ha ha, i know many more about our poop. nice lens

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      sorana lm 

      7 years ago

      How can I not be a pooper? I poop every day. :D Very funny lens.

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      Darcie French 

      7 years ago from Abbotsford, BC

      Being hobby breeders, we have some good pictures of puppy poop- maybe an idea for a lens! We have, of course, the heart shaped poop, and our most famous one is the Inuksh*t poop. BTW- I had to pick "I'm pooping now" on the poll- was just way to tempting not too -:)

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      Sheryl Polomka 

      7 years ago

      A very interesting lens :)

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      Wanda Fitzgerald 

      7 years ago from Central Florida

      When I win the lottery I want to hire a dog poop cleaning service for my yard. I've got BIG dogs and it's my most dreaded daily chore.

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      jamjar919 lm 

      7 years ago

      Great! Really enjoyed this lens. Poop, neva thought of that one ;)

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      hayleylou lm 

      7 years ago

      Great stuff :)

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      anonymous 

      7 years ago

      LOL dang...

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      Rhonda Albom 

      7 years ago from New Zealand

      lensrolling it to my make-poo lens. Great lens, informative and funny. Blessed. Feel free to add a link to my humor angel lens is which ever sub-category you think fits best.

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      everythingsbaby 

      7 years ago

      the shirts are so cute! nice lens

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      BlueStarling 

      7 years ago

      Funny lens (and informative) with fun poop items!

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      anonymous 

      7 years ago

      SO GLAD TO BE a part of the scoop on poop!! Hey...poop scoopers would be a great addition to this POOP! Thank you!

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      Oliversbabycarecouk 

      7 years ago

      funny stuff, hard a birthday card about poop

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      jvsper63 

      7 years ago

      The book my son's girlfriend got him. Everybody Poops. Has the same pictures in it. I got to get my son to see this. I am going to put this on Facebook Hope that's O.K. I Think it is. If not I am sorry it's to funny.

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      Mona 

      7 years ago from Iowa

      Very cleverly written. I actually snorted at the poll saying "I'm pooping now" :)As a tech I am used to seeing stool sample (aka poop) as a way to detect someone's health. The uncomfortable for some it's an important topic.

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      anonymous 

      7 years ago

      It's so lovely and funny lens .. dear WeddingZazzle :) You're so creative!! I really fall in love this of yours. 5 stars for you. I have to poop now ;) LOL

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