Poop Happens

I poop, you poop, we all poop. It's a fact of life. There is no getting around it. Poop is natural part of life and can't avoid it no matter how hard you try. Actually, it will hurt if you try not to poop. Poop is one of those things that everyone does but no one likes to talk about. Well, I suppose some people like to talk about it but the majority of people avoid poop topics all together. If you are one of those people that has no problem talking about poop, enjoys embarrassing other people by talking about poop, laugh at funny poop jokes or like poop products then you'll appreciate this page filled with poop.

Brown: Brown poop is normal. There are many normal shades of brown too.

Black Poop: Black (tarry) poop is cause for concern. It could mean that there is a bleeding ulcer or bleeding in the intestines. Contact your Doctor.

Yellow Poop: Yellow poop could be harmless or harmful. The harmless yellow poop is usually Gilber's Syndrome. People with Gilbert's Syndrome don't break down as many red blood cells when they process food, which causes the poop to turn yellow. The other yellow poop is more serious poop called Giardia infection, which is caused by tiny parasites in the intestines. It usually causes yellow diarrhea. This disease is both contagious and dangerous and you should contact your doctor right away.

Green Poop: A diet rich in leafy green vegetables or excess iron in the diet can cause green poop.

Bloody Poop: Blood in poop is serious and you should contact your Doctor.

White Poop: Well, unless you're a bird you shouldn't have white poop.

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Cleaning up after your dog doesn’t have to be a messy, stinky chore. The Lazy Pet Poop Patrol Jaw Scoop works with easy 1-handed spring operation. The handle on top opens the jaws below. Just press the lever on the lightweight Jaw Scoop, and scoop the poop. Works great on grass, cement, and gravel. Made of washable plastic.

Nothing says "I Love You" like heart shaped poop.

Very realistic & smelly! Sure to disgust everyone.

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