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A Christmas Poem for all Dem’ Yinzers

Updated on December 14, 2012

Merry Christmas to You!

Decorate your tree with your favorite team ornaments!
Decorate your tree with your favorite team ornaments! | Source

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all dem’ Yinzers near and far

Yinz all know who you are

No matter where in the world you travel

Your Pittsburghese dialect will always unravel

Random strangers will say

You’re from Western Pennsylvania, eh’?

Happy New Year to You!

Happy New Years to you! Please, if you must drink, don't drive!
Happy New Years to you! Please, if you must drink, don't drive! | Source

May you have time to visit with friends and family who get time off from da’ still mill

I hope your bawdle of Arn will plentifully refill

I wish no one moves your parkin’ chair from da’ street

May chipped chopped ham or jumbo hoagies never become obsolete

Yoi! Yoi! Double Yoi! May dem’ Stillerz make the playoffs and win number seven

We wave our terrible towels while sippin’ on our Slurpies from 7-11

Cheers to safe travels thru da’ Maahntins if we get a blizzard awtside like ‘93

Please don’t be a jagoff and drive on the highway like ur in the grand prix

Merry Christmas and Happy New Years to all dem’ Yinzers n’at near and far

May you be happy, healthy, and safe this time of year-never forget your Pittsburghese defines who you are

Thanks for reading!

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15 December 2012 © FreezeFrame34.

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    • FreezeFrame34 profile imageAUTHOR


      4 years ago from Charleston SC

      Thanks for stoppping by, esatchel! I am off to go dawntawn!

    • esatchel profile image


      4 years ago from Kentucky

      Was the first president George Warshington? My family was from Appalachia (KY) and we warshed (and arned) our clothes as well!


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