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It's a Jackalope Christmas!

Updated on November 17, 2013

It's a Jackalope Christmas!

In warmer climes.  As you can see, jackalopes are a hard working bunch.  They deserve a nice gift at Christmas.
In warmer climes. As you can see, jackalopes are a hard working bunch. They deserve a nice gift at Christmas.

Jackalopes are People, too

At Christmastime, people tend to get charitable and mooshy around the heart. Our thoughts become tender and loving more than at any other time of year. It's the most beautiful thing!

All year long, our own beloved jackalope, B.T. Evilpants, entertains us with his shinanigans and puts up with our judgements on his behaviours and addictions. For those reasons, I'm going to step up to the plate here and attempt to give something back to him.

B.T. here is a page of gift ideas just for you and yours. Who knows, maybe a few folks will surprise you by sending you something. I spoke with Santa, gave him the 'heads up' on this hub so he could quickly get some good ideas for your family.

It'll be exciting to hear back from you how many items appeared under your tree. Do jackalopes put up Christmas trees? Perhaps RMR can help you with that.

Without further adieu, I'm pleased to unveil the gift ideas.

It's a Jackalope Christmas

At least it will be if you pitch in and make this Christmas magical for that special jackalope in your life.

What better to pay honour to your jackalope friends than give them a realistic, life-size model of themselves?

The one you see on the right is a collectible, so if you decide to keep it for yourself, who would blame you?

For the Jackalope Kiddies

Yes folks, even jackalope young need a plush toy to hug and drag around. Why not make a jackalope little one's Christmas special by giving them a friend to cuddle with.

The toy comes in a 9" size, so it's perfect for the baby or the toddler. These critters are safe and sturdy, even for rough and tumblers with sharp, budding antlers.

Why not make a little jackalope's eyes light up this year? Can you say, awwwww?

Little Something for the Missus

Every female likes to receive nice jewellery.

B.T., pay attention here, I called your wife and she asked me to put a bug in your ear about this oxidized sterling silver charm. Not sure why but she seems to think it's you. I don't see the resemblance, myself but if it would make her happy, I think you should consider it.

Family Fun

What could possible be more fun than a jackalope bobblehead figure? Well, nothing, that's what!

This little beauty can be all yours from Amazon for the low, low price of only $5.95 plus shipping. And by little, I mean 3" of plastic bobble joy.

You can't resist, can you?

By the way, this is only one of the 72 jackalopes in this collection. I did not know jackalope collections were that big. Huh.

Nice Gift for Coffee Drinking Jackalopes

This is nice, right? A 15 oz. coffee mug with 4 soft coasters, five 2 oz. bags of gourmet flavoured coffee and a Biscotti cookie. Mmmm!

Coffee flavours: French Vanilla, Kenya AA, Decaf Colombian Supremo, Chocolate, Italian Roast Espresso.

Comes in a gift baskety box thing for easy wrapping and nice presentation.

Don't Stop Here!

I was surprised at the variety of Christmas gift ideas for jackalopes. In addition to these items, I came across stuffed jackalope heads, jackalope Christmas tree ornaments, jackalope pewter figurines, jackalope eggs....the list goes on and on.

So, come on people. T'is the season to be giving. If you have a jackalope as a friend, relative, neighbour or employee, take just a bit of effort to get them a gift that makes them feel valued and appreciated. They deserve it.

Merry Christmas to B.T. Evilpants and jackalopes everywhere! :)


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