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Santa Claus Inc -- an outsource story

Updated on December 2, 2011

Season's Greetings to One and All

Hello my Hubfriends, and the best of this holiday season to you.

I won't try to be politically correct (that was last year's greeting, linked to the right) and I'll come right out and say a very, Merry Christmas to all who celebrate the day, and best wishes to all those who follow other beliefs.

May you all have a joyous and prosperous New Year, as well.

I hope you enjoy my small gift of the video below, and thank you to my faithful video tutor (you know who you are) who sat at my shoulder and helped me make this as a learning project. Other videos have followed, but this one, the first was the most fun. Thank you.

So with no further ado, allow me to introduce Inside Santa Claus Incorporated.

The premise for the story is simple. With 6.8 billion people in this world, 2.4 billion of them children, Santa (Nick Claus) simply had to modernize. Allow his wife, Clara Claus, to walk you through the new world of Santa Claus Inc.

Well, I hope you enjoyed it.

Thanks for watching, and don't let the business end of Christmas cause you grief in the New Year, please. We all know the real meaning, and it has nothing, nothing to do with elves, gifts or Santa Claus. Let's concentrate on that.

Peace be with you.



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    • lmmartin profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Alberta and Florida

      Thanks someonewhoknows, and best wishes for the season to you.

    • someonewhoknows profile image


      7 years ago from south and west of canada,north of ohio

      The Santa claus,was created by the legal eagle which was created by the money monger.

      Merry "X"mas to the nude couple Mr. and Mrs.Claus.

      Now I know where Santa and his his "Deer" got their "red nose"

      P.S. Keep on Hubbing and spreading holiday cheer!

    • lmmartin profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Alberta and Florida

      Thank you, tipoague.

    • tlpoague profile image


      7 years ago from USA

      Merry Christmas Immartin! I loved the video. What a great idea with an interesting ending. I will have to share this with my friends and family.

    • lmmartin profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Alberta and Florida

      Thanks, Flobe.

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      Flo Belanger 

      7 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      Very enjoyable! You did a wonderful job on that video. Merry Christmas to you as well!

    • lmmartin profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Alberta and Florida

      Thank you, Susie.

    • SUSIE DUZY profile image


      7 years ago from Delray Beach, Florida

      Very creative, enjoyed your hub.

    • Hello, hello, profile image

      Hello, hello, 

      7 years ago from London, UK

      Thank you for your good wishes and yes, I could do with good health which is everything.

    • lmmartin profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Alberta and Florida

      Thanks, Hello. I hope your Christmas is wonderful as well, and you enjoy good health from now on. Lynda

    • Hello, hello, profile image

      Hello, hello, 

      7 years ago from London, UK

      Thank you, Lynda, for your wonderful, heartwarming wishes. May you have a lovely Christmas with everything you wish for and great success for the New Year which you deserve.

    • lmmartin profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Alberta and Florida

      Thank you, Martie.

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      Martie Coetser 

      7 years ago from South Africa

      Lynda, my best wishes to you and yours too. May you enjoy the peace and freedom of earthy concerns this season encourage us all to enjoy.

    • lmmartin profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Alberta and Florida

      Thanks UlrikeGrace. Isn't it the truth. A wonderful Christmas to you and yours as well.

      Hi Randslam: Post wherever you wish. Glad to give you a good laugh. Merry Christmas.

      Thanks, Lynda

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      Rand Zacharias 

      7 years ago from Kelowna, British Columbia

      My parents are gonna plotz when they see the beautiful "end"ing to a wonderful twist on the santa story. Thanks, Lynda, I had to post the link on my facebook because I laughed until I gave my pants an early present.

    • UlrikeGrace profile image


      7 years ago from Canada

      Lynda this was wonderful! Had a really good belly laugh over it, although it is sad as your last cartoon indicates. Blessed Christmas to you. Love Ulrike Grace

    • lmmartin profile imageAUTHOR


      7 years ago from Alberta and Florida

      Hi Mentalist Acer: Glad to know you're above the flock and not being driven into the malls.

      Hi drbj: Why thanks. But no, I don't think I'll go into the video business. It all started with my publicist saying I simply must have a video to promote my book. Didn't want to pay the exorbitant fees quoted me, so learned to do it myself. This one was the trainer. Glad you liked it.

      Thanks Quilligrapher.

      Hi resspenser, And I thought that such a lovely shot. Still loving, wrinkled butts and all. We should all be so lucky.

      Hi itakins: Some worlds need to be shattered. Reality sucks. Thanks so much.

      Hi Mr. Happy: Thanks for the compliments.

      Thanks everyone. Lynda

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      Mr. Happy 

      7 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      Very creative and very good! I appreciate creativity greatly. It is refreshing.

      All the best and a very Merry Christmas from Mr. (to Jim and the dogs as well).

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      7 years ago from Irl

      You've just shattered my world in one fell swoop:)Brilliant video -sheer genius.

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      Ronnie Sowell 

      7 years ago from South Carolina

      I liked the video except for the photo of the two old behinds on the beach. Yikes!! LOL!

      Glad you had some fun and it was very clever.

    • Quilligrapher profile image


      7 years ago from New York

      Thanks for the video, Lynda.

      A very merry Christmas to you and yours.


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      drbj and sherry 

      7 years ago from south Florida

      What a marvelous video, Lynda. And that was a first effort? Unbelievable. Want a new business idea? Start training others to do exceptional videos like that one. Thank you for this unique Christmas card. Merry Christmas and Happy Healthy New Year to you and Jim.

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      Mentalist acer 

      7 years ago from A Voice in your Mind!

      Santa Inc. makes little money off the Trahan's money for the college fund for christmas,with a little off the top,it's New Years Inc. that gets our money,lol;)


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