The Strangest Gifts On the Planet That You Can Buy
Will You Be Gifting Odd Gifts This Year?
Let's Get Weird with Our Gifts!
When birthdays and holidays come around, shopping for gifts becomes increasingly difficult. Bath sets? Those are overdone. Colognes? Who doesn't have a million of them already. Food? We already go grocery shopping for that. Clothes? Everyone has a picky sense of style.
However, gifts are supposed to be unforgettable- and that is why I am writing this. Behold some of the coolest, craziest, weirdest, and wackiest gifts that I can find!!!! Each item will be listed to the right IF I can find it. If not, just an image. Let's get down to business and unveil my craziest finds of the night.
Here Is the Canned Unicorn Meat
Canned Unicorn Meat!
That's right. Yes. There is a listing for canned unicorn meat. Can you believe this??? While it clearly isn't ACTUAL unicorn meat (since we all know they don't exist), it's still a hilarious gag gift. I personally want to order some just to set on display in my home! This gift is truly brilliant, and I sure hope you will leave a comment if you have given someone this canned unicorn meat before. Was it rainbow colored? Did it smell like skittles? Do tell! I'm sure it's probably a can of some sort of regular meat. Perhaps spam???
Peeing Statue That Dispenses Liquor!
Many of us adults need some sort of liquor dispenser, and it's usually the bottle itself. This little gem right here adds a bit of humor and conversation to the party. For a really big party, liquor dispensers make the drink making process much easier and quicker; which keeps the line moving. This whizzing dispenser is just hilarious, and It is actually a tiny reproduction of the Manneken Pis fountain located in Belgium.
And the Obama Toilet Paper
Obama Toilet Paper
I'm not a political person- and if you are an Obama supporter, please don't be offended! But, I thought it was a funny concept that there is ACTUALLY toilet paper out there with Obama's face on it. No matter who won the presidential election, I'm sure there would STILL be toilet paper with the president's face on it. Let's move on to the next item!
Gosh This One Makes Me Giggle!
Deer Butt Bottle Opener!
For us southerners, this kind of wall decoration is AWESOME. It's not only a funny conversation starter, but it will open your beer. I'm not so sure that this would be appropriate for important gatherings or parties, but it is definitely great for a man cave, bachelor pad, garage, or anything of the sort. Honestly, I just think it's funny- and useful! There are only 28 reviews, so my guess is that most people have not recieved a gift like this before.
How About A Toilet Mug for the Coffee Drinkers?
We all know someone who simply cannot survive without their morning cup of coffee. They have more caffeine and sugar pumping through their veins than they do blood, and they would not have it any other way! And even if you find yourself surrounded by non-coffee drinkers, surely someone drinks hot tea or hot chocolate, right? Therefore, this toilet mug is awesome. I don't really have much else to say about this one. It's just funny.
Getting Religious: The Jesus Toaster!
Oh my goodness, this is a REALLY good one! No matter who it is that is receiving the gift, religious or nonreligious, they will probably find this to be an awesome, unique, and unforgettable kind of gift. I mean, a toaster that literally marks your toast with an image of Jesus... Does it get any more random than that? The best part is, the recipient will be able to use this to entertain for years and years; that is, if someone doesn't offer them a large sum of money for it on down the road.
Liquid Fart Spray
Now, we're getting down right DIRTY! Since the words "fart spray" have your attention, do I really need to say much more? You might wind up getting this for yourself, or your kids... Or perhaps you need to get someone back with a REALLY raunchy prank. It may not be my business, but I'm here to tell you this stuff exists. Please share any stories or experiences you've had with fake fart sprays- I'm sure they're quite the laugh!
How About Some Toilet Golf?
It's no secret- when someone is stuck in the bathroom for a while, they're going to get a bit bored. Even though a book or a magazine might come in handy, I bet no one has a toilet golf set. Yup, toilet golfing! It may not be very big or allow for much entertainment, but it will suffice for one's bathroom time. This is probably a better gift for avid golfers; but I wouldn't be surprised if nearly everyone would find some use for it! Haha!
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
This action figure could be rather insulting, but funny nonetheless. For those people around you who are absolutely obsessed with cats, they might just find it to be hilarious. I myself am a huge cat person, and I think it would be an entertaining gift. Apparently, the cat lady herself is rather ugly; so that might be the most insulting part. However, it comes with several cats. It may not be as many as a true cat lady would have, but hey; it's just a start to the collection!
The Butt and Face Towel
Every single one of us avoids mixing up the two "ends" of the towel- there's the face side, and the butt side. But what happens when you forget which end is which? Exactly. You'll never know. That's where a special, two-toned towel comes in. While you COULD make one yourself rather easily, this one looks just a little more professional for gift giving! The image to the right won't load, but they do have a photo of this item on the description page like the rest of these items do.
Have You Ever Received One of These Gifts?
Where Would We Be Without Odd and Outlandish Presents?
I want to thank each and every one of you for dropping in to view my latest hub. I absolutely love the Christmas season and all of the fun shopping that it brings! I just knew this little hub would bring you guys a bit of humor and joy throughout the hectic holiday season, and maybe you even found an odd gift for that hard to shop for person? If I did, I'd just be grinning ear to ear to know I made that happen!
If you have actually gotten one of these items before (whether you received it or you gifted it), please share your experience here. I would love to know the quality of these items and whether or not they brought a smile to your face, or the recipients! Again, thank you all for dropping in and don't forget to share your favorite pieces! Until next time, toodles!
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