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The Strangest Gifts On the Planet That You Can Buy

Updated on December 24, 2013

Will You Be Gifting Odd Gifts This Year?

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Let's Get Weird with Our Gifts!

When birthdays and holidays come around, shopping for gifts becomes increasingly difficult. Bath sets? Those are overdone. Colognes? Who doesn't have a million of them already. Food? We already go grocery shopping for that. Clothes? Everyone has a picky sense of style.

However, gifts are supposed to be unforgettable- and that is why I am writing this. Behold some of the coolest, craziest, weirdest, and wackiest gifts that I can find!!!! Each item will be listed to the right IF I can find it. If not, just an image. Let's get down to business and unveil my craziest finds of the night.

Canned Unicorn Meat!

That's right. Yes. There is a listing for canned unicorn meat. Can you believe this??? While it clearly isn't ACTUAL unicorn meat (since we all know they don't exist), it's still a hilarious gag gift. I personally want to order some just to set on display in my home! This gift is truly brilliant, and I sure hope you will leave a comment if you have given someone this canned unicorn meat before. Was it rainbow colored? Did it smell like skittles? Do tell! I'm sure it's probably a can of some sort of regular meat. Perhaps spam???

Peeing Statue That Dispenses Liquor!

Many of us adults need some sort of liquor dispenser, and it's usually the bottle itself. This little gem right here adds a bit of humor and conversation to the party. For a really big party, liquor dispensers make the drink making process much easier and quicker; which keeps the line moving. This whizzing dispenser is just hilarious, and It is actually a tiny reproduction of the Manneken Pis fountain located in Belgium.

Obama Toilet Paper

I'm not a political person- and if you are an Obama supporter, please don't be offended! But, I thought it was a funny concept that there is ACTUALLY toilet paper out there with Obama's face on it. No matter who won the presidential election, I'm sure there would STILL be toilet paper with the president's face on it. Let's move on to the next item!

Gosh This One Makes Me Giggle!

Deer Butt Bottle Opener!

For us southerners, this kind of wall decoration is AWESOME. It's not only a funny conversation starter, but it will open your beer. I'm not so sure that this would be appropriate for important gatherings or parties, but it is definitely great for a man cave, bachelor pad, garage, or anything of the sort. Honestly, I just think it's funny- and useful! There are only 28 reviews, so my guess is that most people have not recieved a gift like this before.

How About A Toilet Mug for the Coffee Drinkers?

We all know someone who simply cannot survive without their morning cup of coffee. They have more caffeine and sugar pumping through their veins than they do blood, and they would not have it any other way! And even if you find yourself surrounded by non-coffee drinkers, surely someone drinks hot tea or hot chocolate, right? Therefore, this toilet mug is awesome. I don't really have much else to say about this one. It's just funny.

Getting Religious: The Jesus Toaster!

Oh my goodness, this is a REALLY good one! No matter who it is that is receiving the gift, religious or nonreligious, they will probably find this to be an awesome, unique, and unforgettable kind of gift. I mean, a toaster that literally marks your toast with an image of Jesus... Does it get any more random than that? The best part is, the recipient will be able to use this to entertain for years and years; that is, if someone doesn't offer them a large sum of money for it on down the road.

Liquid Fart Spray

Now, we're getting down right DIRTY! Since the words "fart spray" have your attention, do I really need to say much more? You might wind up getting this for yourself, or your kids... Or perhaps you need to get someone back with a REALLY raunchy prank. It may not be my business, but I'm here to tell you this stuff exists. Please share any stories or experiences you've had with fake fart sprays- I'm sure they're quite the laugh!

How About Some Toilet Golf?

It's no secret- when someone is stuck in the bathroom for a while, they're going to get a bit bored. Even though a book or a magazine might come in handy, I bet no one has a toilet golf set. Yup, toilet golfing! It may not be very big or allow for much entertainment, but it will suffice for one's bathroom time. This is probably a better gift for avid golfers; but I wouldn't be surprised if nearly everyone would find some use for it! Haha!

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

This action figure could be rather insulting, but funny nonetheless. For those people around you who are absolutely obsessed with cats, they might just find it to be hilarious. I myself am a huge cat person, and I think it would be an entertaining gift. Apparently, the cat lady herself is rather ugly; so that might be the most insulting part. However, it comes with several cats. It may not be as many as a true cat lady would have, but hey; it's just a start to the collection!

The Butt and Face Towel

Every single one of us avoids mixing up the two "ends" of the towel- there's the face side, and the butt side. But what happens when you forget which end is which? Exactly. You'll never know. That's where a special, two-toned towel comes in. While you COULD make one yourself rather easily, this one looks just a little more professional for gift giving! The image to the right won't load, but they do have a photo of this item on the description page like the rest of these items do.

5 out of 5 stars from 1 rating of this list of gifts!
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The Butt-Face Towel!Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure!Obama Toilet Paper!Jesus Toaster!A Can of Unicorn Meat!Deer Rear Wall Decor Complete with A Bottle OpenerIt's a Toilet Mug!Liquid Fart Spray!Whizzing Drink FountainA Game of Potty Golf!
The Butt-Face Towel!
The Butt-Face Towel! | Source
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure!
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure! | Source
Obama Toilet Paper!
Obama Toilet Paper! | Source
Jesus Toaster!
Jesus Toaster! | Source
A Can of Unicorn Meat!
A Can of Unicorn Meat! | Source
Deer Rear Wall Decor Complete with A Bottle Opener
Deer Rear Wall Decor Complete with A Bottle Opener | Source
It's a Toilet Mug!
It's a Toilet Mug! | Source
Liquid Fart Spray!
Liquid Fart Spray! | Source
Whizzing Drink Fountain
Whizzing Drink Fountain | Source
A Game of Potty Golf!
A Game of Potty Golf! | Source

Have You Ever Received One of These Gifts?

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Where Would We Be Without Odd and Outlandish Presents?

I want to thank each and every one of you for dropping in to view my latest hub. I absolutely love the Christmas season and all of the fun shopping that it brings! I just knew this little hub would bring you guys a bit of humor and joy throughout the hectic holiday season, and maybe you even found an odd gift for that hard to shop for person? If I did, I'd just be grinning ear to ear to know I made that happen!

If you have actually gotten one of these items before (whether you received it or you gifted it), please share your experience here. I would love to know the quality of these items and whether or not they brought a smile to your face, or the recipients! Again, thank you all for dropping in and don't forget to share your favorite pieces! Until next time, toodles!


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      Kenneth Avery 3 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama

      Hello, angryelf,

      I loved this piece of fantastic writing. I LOVED this piece. And the topic, presentation and graphics were superb. I gave you a Vote up and on every choice because you deserved it. I wish you my very best on HubPages and in any other writing pursuits you may have.

      I am going to leave you some fan mail and follow you.

      I would love for you to read one or two of my hubs and then become one of my followers.

      A hubber cannot have too many friends.


      Kenneth/ from northwest Alabama

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      vibesites 4 years ago from United States

      Well... my friend is a janitor, and he also cleans toilets. I might have as well give him that toilet bowl coffee mug? Or a toilet golf. I know he won't be offended by that lol. He would certainly appreciate them! Thanks for posting.

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      angryelf 4 years ago from Tennessee

      Yes, I'll definitely have to. There's quite a few more items I can add, I just don't have the photos for it. I try to stick with ONLY reusable images... And if the images of those items ARE available, they're usually low quality. It doesn't help my case any haha. But for the most part, the images just aren't there for reuse. It does suck :/

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      Suzanne Day 4 years ago from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

      Oh well, it helps you feel good to write something funny and other people do adore reading it! I've found that playing with the layout for impact helps with the funny hubs. Having said this, I do think a hub of yours with great potential for reader engagement is the Maccas one - maybe add another 1000 words, adjust the layout a touch to be clearer (check out my shoe hubs) and 10 pics to it and see what happens?

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      angryelf 4 years ago from Tennessee

      Gosh, I know how that is! I hate it! I can craft up tons of ideas... but then, you stop to write one of them, and you're just like EH! I don't think this one is such a great idea after all... LOL

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      Suzanne Day 4 years ago from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

      Will let you know if I do.....just sifting through the 100s of ideas in my little book to figure out what's next ;)

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      angryelf 4 years ago from Tennessee

      Hehehehe I think mars is what's left of an ancient earth-a-like, it's probably not the best option if its heyday is over ;) And these hubs are pretty fun, you should do one! The craziest REAL ESTATE you can buy!!!! hahaha let me know if you do that, i'll be the first to check it out :D

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      Suzanne Day 4 years ago from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

      Well you inspired me, I might get into the gift idea at some point, but obviously I won't use your special words!!! Yes, the real estate from the moon was so cheap I thought I might go for some....but I don't see it getting oxygenated any time soon. I notice there is land on Mars too, which is a much more viable preposition.

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      angryelf 4 years ago from Tennessee

      Thank you Suzanne! Those are pretty cool- I didn't come across those. I'll have to find them and add them if I can! I heard about real estate from the moon a long while back- and that's just slightly mind blowing LOL. I know it's got to be a joke!

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      Suzanne Day 4 years ago from Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

      Some weird gifts here....also add to the collection real estate from the moon, space freeze-dried icecream and anything else from ThinkGeek (my favourite weird gifts shop). I really like the unusual Unicorn Meat - very strange ;) Voted funny!

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      angryelf 4 years ago from Tennessee

      Thank you for dropping in Sheila! I saw the Unicorn Meat elsewhere on the web- and I was like "OMG! This would be an EXCELLENT hub!" I'm glad it brought you some laughs, because it sure was fun researching and compiling it!!!!

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      sheilamyers 4 years ago

      Great hub! I don't think I'll be buying any of these things, but they sure did make me laugh. Thanks for adding some humor to my day.