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This Year, taking back the spirit of Halloween. Dressing in a real Costume!

Updated on October 16, 2012

What I am going to be this year, SCORPION!

SCORPION!!!! | Source

What happened to having fun dressing up?

Your all going to nod yours heads, cause you know what I'm talking about.

I still can remember when dressing up was all about fun.

I mean this, even in adulthood, where you had fun at parties and such.

Costume contests, where you were the best zombie and such.

Now we look at the costumes and they are half of what they use to be.

I don't want to sit and throw names around and call women anything,

because just cause a woman wears something, doesn't mean she is

a "whore", but what I'm referring to is the costume itself.

Why do all the costumes have their butts hanging out?

I have nothing to complain, because I have a very small butt,

so is it jealously, fear not, because I know that my butt is really cute.

Go ahead and laugh, but I'll try to write this as best as I can,

because you know what I am trying to write about;

Why do all the costume companies, have to "whore out" the costumes?

Once again, no offense to any woman, because I honestly don't believe

that a woman puts on a costume, she is one.

But, my example:

Looking at Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Costume,

I was trying to look at women's costumes and once

again, they tricked out the costume, but not in the form,

of what you would think of the turtles.

Don't you think, some women, want to dress, just

like men do? The really cool ninja outfits.

Seriously I love Snake Eyes from G.I. Joe and

if your looking for woman's costumes, it is all

about making them out to be kind of well, whorey.

I don't know if that is even the write spelling,

or if the word "whorey" is real, and once again,

so that I make it clear, I am degrading any woman,

that decides to wear it, it is just the fact, that

if I want to be something along the lines of a "ninja",

I want to be a full blown ninja, not half a costume.

I hope you can see what I am getting at, without

trying to come off harsh, cause believe me,

all of us women, we kind of stick together, when

it comes to our sisterhood, we stand together.

But I if I want to be a ninja, I want to be a ninja!

Well don't worry, I actually am taking Halloween

back, cause where I live, they close off the street and:

I am going to be SCORPION from Mortal Kombat,

and yes a real costume, not something having my

butt hanging out.

Well helping to pass out candy to kids, do you think

I want to be half naked passing out candy to kids?

I like making them happy and I get into the spirit of

things and usually I might dress up like Brandon Lee's

"The Crow" (and just love that costume, and film).

I do know times have changed, but when passing out

candy, for the trick or treaters, the children, wouldn't

you want to be in the spirit of Halloween for the children,

and not in competition with other women.

Every year I have fun, and get really excited when I see

all the kids.

It makes me smiles that I am able to dress up and

be in the spirit of Halloween to make kids happy.

Well if I already am part of films and played zombies

and such, you can imagine, how cool it is on Halloween for me.


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  • Shelly Nun-Chucks profile imageAUTHOR

    Shelly NunChucks Ninja 

    6 years ago from worldwide

    Perlongnina...ah I like how you think :)

  • Shelly Nun-Chucks profile imageAUTHOR

    Shelly NunChucks Ninja 

    6 years ago from worldwide

    thank you very much Eiddwen, and I will try my best :)

  • Eiddwen profile image


    6 years ago from Wales

    A brilliant hub and here's to so many more by you.


  • profile image


    6 years ago



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